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How to write a statement about school starting tomorrow?

I would like to tell you a horrifying news that is absolutely tragic, inhumane, dark, shocking, ghosts and gods, unprecedented and unprecedented: School starts tomorrow!

Lower your expectations and become less dependent. Be less pretentious, work harder, and you'll be fine. The kind of life you want can only be afforded by yourself.

I fell in love with Xia Xia, but Xia Xia’s mother broke up us when school started.

The shortest distance in the world: from vacation to the beginning of school. The furthest distance in the world: from school to vacation.

"What are you going to bring to school when school starts?" "A brave heart and a body that can withstand abuse"

School is about to start, do useful things and say be brave If you want to, think about beautiful things and sleep peacefully. Spend your time making progress, not complaining.

I’m going to break up with Zhanjue, all because of that *** at the beginning of school!

“What’s more painful than the person you love not loving you?” “It’s time to start school! ”

It turned out that I didn’t have anyone I liked at school, so I really had no motivation at all to go to school.

It is said that the first person who smiles at you at the beginning of school will have a good relationship with you.