Classic funny conversations and laughter make you pee your pants.

1, mobile phone is a very practical invention. In the past, when you did your homework, you had to turn over a lot of books to find enough information. Now all you have to do is simply brush your phone ... you can forget all your homework.

I always comfort myself when you suddenly don't reply to my message. Nothing. You may be dead. On the control of 20 17 classic funny talk.

One day, I asked my deskmate, "Why do you want to study geography?" Deskmate: "Because there is no justice in this world." I'm speechless.

You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

5. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

6. The most affectionate eyes in my life are dedicated to the mobile phone screen.

7. All the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, lacking money and having no partners.

8. I once liked a girl. She told me that she likes boys who can play LoL, so I practiced hard for two months ... I don't even remember the girl's name.

9. For me who can't control my mouth and is too lazy to die, I will lose weight if I don't continue to gain weight.

10. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

1 1. If you can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

12, if you are single all the year round, you should reflect on yourself. Is it too strict with gender?

13, you said that onions are amazing, and they are the only fruits and vegetables that can make people cry. I don't want to deny you, but I was hit by durian last time and cried all day.

14, "What did you eat and fart so smelly?" "What, you still want the formula?"

15, work hard to make * * * walk on the street corner and boast.

16. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance, so I am clean and upright.

17, you asked me why I was so short, and I told you, I'll scare you to death when I pull my leg out more than three meters!

18, the most sorry thing all winter is ... the hand that reached under the bed to play with the mobile phone.

19, ugly people make more trouble. This sentence is right, because it looks good and unreasonable is called coquetry.

20. When a lonely man is widowed, a girl says she is cold, which is a kind of hooliganism.

2 1. People who say that money can't buy happiness may have too little money.

22. I don't understand why some people suddenly ask, "Are you there?" Why can't they just say what's wrong? So I can decide whether I'm here or not.

I can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water since I met you.