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Super tough mouth: make you tongue-tied

1, mom scolded the horse

Mother planted hemp, I went to release the horse, the horse ate hemp, and mother scolded the horse.

2. Silkworms and cicadas

This is a silkworm and that is a cicada. Silkworms often hide in leaves and cicadas often sing in the forest.

3, ash loss fertilizer

A pile of compost, a pile of ash, fertilizer mixed with ash, ash damage fertilizer, do not mix fertilizer with ash to prevent ash damage fertilizer.

4. Bagged beans

Put beans in your pocket, fill your pocket with beans, and your pocket will break them. Pour the beans, mend the bag, mend the bag, fill the bag with beans, and don't leak the beans.

6. Little pig

7. There is a basket in South-South.

South-South has a basket. There are plates, bowls and bowls in the basket, and there are Fan Fan in the bowls and bowls. Nannan turned the basket upside down, and the basket buckled the plate, which hit the bowl and spilled Fan Fan.

8. Learn to pinch pears

There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to knead pears with mud, and watched pears knead mud with their hands. Compared with each other, real pears and fake pears are inseparable.

9. Two geese

Two geese cross the river together by the river; White geese eat grass and black geese build nests. The north wind blows in winter, and the grass nest is really warm. Live in a grass nest, oh, oh, sing a song.

10, Guo and I

A nest in the tree, a pot under the tree, fell and hit the pot. The nest and the pot are broken. The pot has to pay for the nest, and the pot has to pay for the nest. After a long time, I don't know whether to pay for the pot or the pot.