Humorous sentences poisoned after dinner

1, night poison! I've been indulging myself recently, so let me eat.

2. Poisoning in the middle of the night. I ordered a takeaway barbecue with my roommate in the evening. I feel poisonous at this point, but ... it's really delicious, and I still want to eat it.

3, it's so comfortable at home, sleeping late, eating midnight snack and making fruit bowls, as if you are having a high school summer vacation now.

4, eating instant noodles in the middle of the night, without a trace of guilt, obviously eating dinner, as depraved as me.

5. I can eat too much. I must have had an infinite stomach in my last life.

6. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed at night to avoid having hungry dreams.

7, poisoning in the middle of the night, a husband who can cook, how to lose weight.

8. Have fun at night, eat in the middle of the night, two bags of noodles, four slices of ham, a can of coke, quack.

9. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back. Generally, you just have a midnight snack and tell me what you want to say about instant noodles and mutton kebabs. When they hear too many of my secrets, eat them.

10, eat, fat; Eat or be greedy. Poisoning late at night, sharing food with you.

1 1, a day with snacks is a happy day.

12. The meal I cooked for you is the most beautiful love letter for you.

13. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

14, regarding weight as nothing and food as everything.

15, people who are most likely to be hungry are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called: Hungry is the heaviest.

16. Why do experts suggest eating seven points full for dinner, because the other three points should be midnight snacks?

17, you have to eat when you are full, and you have the strength to lose weight when you are full.

18, both raw and bright, both raw and fat.

Oh, let a spirited man take risks in his favorite place. You need to enjoy eating and drinking.

20, sun time! This is what I always insist on.