Kneel down, joke of QQ farm!

I went to the alumni qq farm to steal vegetables at three o'clock this morning, just as my ex-girlfriend's pomegranate was ripe, so I was heartless. I didn't expect to get up in the morning to go to work and open the QQ space. I saw the message from my ex-girlfriend: If you were so energetic last night, I wouldn't have broken up with you.

2. The little nurse was on duty and went to the market to steal food in the middle of the night. As soon as the bell rings, it's time to change the patient's dressing. The little nurse pushed the cart into the ward. "The old man got up and stole vegetables." . It happened that the old man was a vegetable farmer: "Daughter, I am a vegetable farmer, and I never steal vegetables. The little nurse's eyes lit up. "Add me." The old man was frightened. Why? It's late at night.

3. The farmer summoned up the courage to express his deep affection to the MM farmer on hi, and MM later replied:

"I'm her mother, I'm here to steal food.

4. Jacky Cheung remembers stealing, but not biting. He changed the lyrics of his golden song "Kiss Goodbye": I can't refuse to steal your food in the middle of nowhere, even if I am bitten by a dog.

Archimedes raved: Give me one night and I can steal the whole farm.

Confucius taught students in the "QQ farm training class", saying: three netizens must have farmers, and choose those they know well and steal them.

Dante, a philanthropist, said: grow your own food and let others steal it!

Hugo said with mixed feelings: hiding a farm in your heart is both a kind of torture and a kind of fun.

Facing the early arrival of netizens, Stephen Chow's "Supreme Treasure" lamented: There was a bunch of bananas that were ripe, and I didn't have time to pick them. I regretted it when I was picked by my good friend. The most painful thing in the world is this. ...

Einstein said frankly that persistence is the last word: under the support of a lofty purpose, vegetables are constantly planted. Even if it is slow, it will certainly succeed.

Speaking of the farm, Yan Shu has endless grievances: the food is gone, and the thief is coming again.

The Tang Priest said to Shakespeare, Do you want to steal food? If you want it, just say it. How do I know you want to steal food unless you tell me? Although you look at me so affectionately, you still have to say it.

Xu Zhimo, who is good at "lurking" on the farm, said: I left gently, just as I came gently.

Overworked Ai Qing said: Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I work hard on this farm.

Shakespeare said hesitantly, it is really a question whether to grow vegetables or steal them.

Napoleon: People who don't want to start a farm are not good netizens.

On May 1, Professor Yuan Longping was invited to give a speech at China Agricultural University.

Before taking the stage, the host introduced that hybrid rice is the largest and fastest farming method.

Suddenly, Yuan Longping rushed to the podium and said angrily:

Sorry, class. Because I am afraid that the host's words will mislead everyone's knowledge.

That's why I'm so excited to go on stage. Before, I always thought that my hybrid rice was

The output is the largest and the speed is the fastest. However, I now find a faster and better one than me.

At this time, the audience was in an uproar ....

(30 seconds later)

Yuan Longping said sadly: QQ farm with high yield and high quality is really better than me.

Under the stage: ........................