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How about three books of Qingdao Huanghai University?

1. You should be willing to spend money, because everything in this school is money first, and all kinds of fees are charged. For example, after you live in a dormitory, you need to spend money to repair the facilities that were broken before, but you don't need to repair them now. Then you can do military training and change dormitories after placement. If your dormitory is still broken, I'm sorry to hand it in again. He didn't repair it.

You should cultivate a concept of obedience. Huanghai University has various requirements, one of which is the famous eight bans.

Students of Qingdao Huanghai University are not allowed to do this.

1, you are not allowed to go out without a note from Monday to Friday.

2. It is forbidden for men and women to cuddle in public places.

3. Don't talk loudly or litter in public places.

4. Tattoos, fancy clothes and dyed hair are not allowed.

5, are not allowed to engage in marketing activities in school.

6. Smoking, drinking, holding controlled knives and making trouble are prohibited.

7. It is not allowed to stay overnight, and men and women sleep together.

8. No climbing walls or stairs.

Huanghai College has all kinds of wonderful regulations. The most wonderful thing is that the entrance of the college can't go, only the side door. The main entrance is left by the leader, and you are a student, hehe! Excuse me. . . .

Since you choose Huanghai University, your academic performance will not be too good. The class atmosphere is so bad that almost no one studies. At the beginning, there were more than 80 people in my class, all of whom were looking forward to studying hard, but after two weeks, more than 50 people played mobile phones, more than 20 people slept, and a few stayed to study. Guess. . . So we must be strong-willed, or we will be assimilated. And pray that you won't fail the exam. You will have bad luck after failing the exam. Sorry, no, you have to retake the exam. After failing the exam, you will be even more unlucky. You have to find a substitute teacher to make it up. Well, it's very simple. Sorry, the teacher is a temporary part-time graduate student. She left early. Where can I find it? According to the regulations of Huanghai University, you can't graduate if you fail a subject, and graduation is a problem.

You should cultivate the ability to improvise. If you are a planned person, then Huanghai College is not suitable for you, because the announcement of Huanghai College is changeable. If the day before said it was a holiday in July 1 Sunday, you will change it to July 3 the next day after you have bought all the tickets to go home. If you want to leave, you can't What annoys me most is that I said I could go to an internship after the exam. After watching the students find a good internship unit, I am very anxious. I went to Qingdao for an interview one after another and mentioned that the manager of Huanghai College didn't want it. After the interview was finally successful, I talked about the internship time. The school has issued a new notice and can't leave. what can I do? You said that students in Huanghai College are easy to find jobs, so I had to call it quits.