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Not afraid of ugliness.
1, you are not useless, you are still sick!
When you feel ugly, poor and useless. Do not despair. Because at least your judgment is right.
3. If you like someone, you can bravely confess, and maybe you can know what number you are.
4. God is fair. Giving you a face of Zhang Chou will definitely give you a home without money.
When God closes a door for you, he will also clamp your brain with the door.
6. The ugly duckling turned into a white swan not because he worked hard, but because his parents were white swans.
7. Did you have a good day? Is the dream farther?
8. You work so hard every day and endure so much loneliness and pain. But I've never seen how good you are.
9. If no one wants you in the end, don't forget me. I don't want you either.
10, the ugly duckling is hot and ugly, but the meat is delicious when you think about it.
1 1. Fat people are human, or heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.
12 the so-called chicken soup for the soul means that after the social elites eat meat like psychological chicken legs and breasts, the remaining dregs are left to us.
13. Touch your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong.
14, I don't believe that I am ugly, but I think I am a beautiful monkey.
15, drink a bowl of chicken soup and have a dream like a chicken in the future.
16, it doesn't matter if our level is low. . You must remember! We came back to life. Come on!
17, a promise is like farting, which is earth-shattering and pale afterwards.
18, don't always think about what you don't have, think about what you have. For example, although you have no money, you are ugly.
19, don't be discouraged. Although you are not as rich as him, you are uglier than him.
I'm afraid your greatest chance of becoming a rich man in this life is to buy a 2 yuan lottery ticket on the street corner.
2 1, as long as you are willing to work hard ... ask your father for money, your father will give it.
22. Although your obesity is only temporary, your short is permanent.
23. It is said that people should read more books when they are ugly, but ugliness comes from the soul, and no amount of knowledge can hide the evil nature of ugliness. People should dare to face the reality!
24. Without a dream, you are a salted fish. If you have a dream, you are at most a salted fish with a dream!
If I did something wrong, you should tell me. I won't change it anyway.
26. If you are angry with others 1 minute, you will lose 60 seconds to brush Weibo in your life.
One negative energy quotation per person. It's so classic.
Although your chest is small, your face is big.
Remember to shit when your hair is waist-high.
Nowadays, young people, it's nothing to have no money.
There are still many days when there is no money in the future.
Salted fish turn over, or salted fish.
The mirror is broken. Show me a fucking round one.
When you are sad, touch your chest and tell yourself.
You are a boy.
To be strong
The opposite sex is only for reproduction, and the same sex is true love.
It's not terrible to bump shirts, and whoever is ugly is embarrassed.
Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.
When God closes a door for you,
I'm sure I'll pinch your brain
If you don't break up after graduation, you will become a dog in a different place.
Although ugly, I want to be beautiful.
Don't think that when you are single in high school, because the school forbids puppy love.
If you have a crush on someone, you are definitely not worthy of him.
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Seven little diaosi are most suitable for Snow White.
Not as good as Gao Fushuai's kiss.
Twisted melons are not sweet, but there are melons to eat.
Don't think fat people look good when they lose weight.
Without appearance, who the fuck is looking at your heart?
Even if I fail ninety-nine times, I will try my best to make up for it.
People who are better than you are still working hard, so what's the use of your efforts
As long as it is a stone, it won't shine anywhere.
What are you losing weight? Ugly face has nothing to do with fat body.
If you don't marry in ten years, I won't marry either. It's really a pity.
Ugliness means illness, otherwise why is the plastic surgery hospital called a hospital?
Only those who have really worked hard know that,
The gap in IQ is insurmountable.
Every time I see the poor travel log, I feel:
If you are so poor, don't go fucking surfing.
Don't think how much the prince loves Cinderella.
It's only been one night, and I fucking forget who it is,
All by crystal shoes
Everyone quotes a green tea bitch.
This dress of yours looks good, but I can't wear it. My breasts are too big.
Second, don't you say that about me! Although you two are lovers, I won't allow you to do this in front of me. My brother is really a good man!
Third, you don't know me ... I thought you knew ... people who know don't need to say it, and people who don't know don't need to say it.
Fourth, do you know? I have always had feelings for you, but you have a girlfriend. I know I shouldn't bother you. Forget it. Take good care of her, and I will always be by your side silently with you. (green tea and QQ sent by male ticket were seen by the hostess, but the male ticket didn't know)
I don't want anything else, as long as you have a small corner of me in your heart, I will be satisfied.
Six, alas, you are such a good man, why doesn't she know how to cherish ~
Seven, I feel that she will attract boys, so envious!
Tell the boy who likes me that only she can make you sad. No matter how angry I am with you, you laugh it off. My former best friend haha
Nine, a person's night, so lonely, so scared, but I want to refuel and be strong!
Because we are friends, we will never break up, right?
Xi。 Wow ~ you have good muscles. Can I pinch them? What? Isn't that fair? Ha ha. Then pinch me too ~ psst, it hurts. Relax.
Twelve, don't belong to yourself, why care.
Thirteen, can only live for the first time?
Don't be angry with her. I'm a girl, and I know girls. Go comfort her and leave me alone.
15. I have never been clear about my goals. When a boy chases me, I procrastinate, pretending that I don't know what others tell her about friends, and then continue to be ambiguous. I also say good night and good morning to my friends who are chasing him. Take care of yourself. It's cold and there are clothes. Almost all the boyfriends in my dormitory have been added. People tell me this is green tea bitch.
Sixteen, I learned to sew clothes today, and I pricked all five fingers. I found myself really stupid. Be strong, don't cry!
Seventeen, brother, come on, I already have a boyfriend, although he is not good to me.
Eighteen, I know you, don't blame her, she just can't take care of you now. If you are unhappy, you can tell me. We are good friends. The weather is getting colder. Take care of yourself.
Nineteen, a friend of mine is going to be a mistress. As soon as I mentioned her, she said: love comes first, then love comes. I love him more than her, and I am younger and more beautiful than her. She has such a bad temper that I really love him. This is a typical bitch quotation. Calling her a green tea bitch is an insult. Resolutely stop seeing each other.
At the age of twenty, I live a carefree life with a willing attitude.
When I texted you yesterday, I expected you to call me back immediately. Were you with your girlfriend? She is really happy with a boy like you.
Twenty-two, I went to my old school today, and I got lost and found myself really stupid! Why not be as smart as others.
Twenty-three, my boyfriend had a crush on a woman's QQ signature before, but the other party didn't explicitly refuse, so he just found four:
Twenty-four, women can not be beautiful, but they must be xxxxxxx.
Twenty-five, wow, look at that girl's makeup. The photo is very nice. I can't even make up and PS((~ 3 ~)! ) I can only be mediocre every day, and there are no good photos to upload.
Twenty-six, she usually has a good time and doesn't mind joking or anything. I don't think I can joke with boys like this. I feel like a failure.
I really didn't mean to. She must have misunderstood.
Twenty-eight, your girlfriend is spoiled by you. I'm sure I can't bear to part with my male ticket.
Twenty-nine, in fact, I really don't wear makeup ~ I can't wear makeup ~ I don't wear makeup ~ What are the photos? I don't understand. . . My photos are all my own ~
30. Is she angry? Go and explain. We have nothing to do. It's not good that she misunderstood.
3 1. I think love is not to change or save a person, but to find the person who is already suitable for you.
Will your sister get angry when you chat with me?
33. Don't say that about my adopted brother. Although you are a couple, I don't allow you to say that about her. My brother is really a good man!
Thirty-four, the male ticket will be miserable, and only you can understand my expression. Hold the bitch's little hand tightly. You are a gentle and lovely good Lou child, unlike her (girlfriend), who is unreasonable and doesn't understand me at all. You know me. It's easy to be with you. . . Wqnmlgb!
Thirty-five, you are too kind to me (in fact, I don't like you at all)
I just had dinner with him, watched a movie and went shopping. I really didn't do anything. Because you are in a bad mood recently, I just want to say it and help you spend time with him.
Should I bother you so late? I'm sorry, but I am really sad and crying.
38. I am a principled person. My principle is to look at the mood.
Thirty-nine, I have forgotten how to move and how to love.
40. Take photos when you cry, especially when tears come out. I'm fine and happy.
Forty-one, come on, we're just good friends. (Note the position of Hua Er Yin)
Forty-two, before the green tea bitch hooked up with the male ticket, what should the cats and dogs on the roadside do when the weather is so cold? Thank you, fairy, and pay attention to your own safety.
Do you want me to explain to her for you?
44. Remember to delete the chat record.
45. It's good to never meet again. You will always be the one I remember.
Forty-six, I know you have a girlfriend, and I don't want to embarrass you. Remember to delete the chat record after reading it.
If I were your girlfriend, I don't want to make you so tired. If I were your girlfriend, I would certainly understand you. If I were your girlfriend, I would never be so narrow-minded
Forty-eight, another person spent Tanabata, and found himself really stupid. No wonder I don't have a boyfriend as easily as other girls, but I have to cheer alone!
49. Your girlfriend is not ugly. Why is this photo you showed us so ugly? Obviously, you didn't choose the right angle.
There are so many girls who like me, but what I want is the only one.
I have someone I like, but I want to be friends with you. I think we are very similar, right?
52. I think you are a person who thinks too much.
53. Don't talk about her like that. Of course she doesn't want this. Let me talk to her for you. Don't be angry. I feel sorry for you, too.
54. I never expected it, so I was not disappointed.
55. I think you two are particularly suitable together, really! Because you don't even know how good you are. Say that finish, canthus with a loss.
56. He is just my brother. Don't get me wrong! I hope you are happy!
I don't want to hurt anyone. I really don't know how this happened.
Fifty-eight, girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck.
59. My most disgusting sentence: Your boyfriend and I are just good friends. You don't understand our previous experience. He's really nice. You must take good care of him. Come and tell me, what did you go through behind my back? He's not really disabled, so I have to take care of him, damn it.
Sixty, when you get it, you are destroying it, but after you lose it, you are regretting it.
I don't know why she likes to take it personally ~ Be strong, smile and continue to smile tomorrow.
Sixty-two, we always fall in love with that person at the wrong time and place, and then we have to forget it all our lives.
Sixty-three, wow! Why are your pants bulging? Can I pinch them? Why don't you pinch mine, too We are different.
I think your girlfriend is very popular. I really envy so many boys in our class who can play with her. Alas, I am too far away to talk to the boys in my class. (Shit! You dare not talk to my classmates and dare to talk to my boyfriend! )
Sixty-five, a few are bamboo shoots. They are always jealous. I really don't know. They're amazing. What are you talking about, vomit?
Your girlfriend is so happy to have such a good boyfriend as you. I wish I were her.
Sixty-seven, you are such a good man, how can she not cherish it?
Sixty-eight, I miss one of my best friends of the opposite sex. I always occupied his bed at that time. We always sleep together and only take off our bras and underwear, but nothing will happen. He respects and treasures me. This is a restrained friendship.
You have something on your mouth. Let me wipe it for you.
Seventy, I just need to wait quietly by your side, nothing more.
One sentence per person, super beautiful classic quotations.
1, Natsume said: You said you knew the end of life, so I made this for you. No matter how lively you say, it will eventually break up, so I want to be with you for a lifetime.
In the seventh year of Viola, I said: I have spilled my feelings, and there is still half left. I lifted the cup, filled it and left it to the second person. He spilled it again. I'd better pick it up, fill it up and give it to a third person. Feelings are more and more like a glass of wine. Feelings are getting weaker and weaker, but each of them gets all, all, a glass of wine from me.
I don't have time to participate in your past, I will accompany you in your future.
4. Liang Shiqiu said: You go, I won't see you off. Come, rain or shine, I will pick you up.
Gu Cheng said: I have never been known by anyone, so I have not been forgotten by anyone. Living in other people's memories is not my purpose.
Haizi said: There are many things in life. What can be forgotten is called the past, and what cannot be forgotten is called memory. A person's loneliness, sometimes, is hard to hide for too long. If time is too long, people will become silent. At that time, some old feelings could not be found back. Perhaps, when a tireless journey is over, only those who stand at the end will feel tired. In fact, I have always understood that it is not easy to accompany someone all the time.
7. San Mao said: If I don't like it, I won't go to to marry a millionaire. If I like it, the multimillionaire will get married.
8. Xu Zhimo said: If the truth is a kind of harm, please choose a lie. If a lie is a kind of harm, please choose silence. If silence is a kind of injury, please choose to leave.
9. Zhang Ailing said: I thought love could fill the regret of life. However, it has created more regrets. But it happened to be love.
10, San Mao said: if there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand in an eternal position without sadness: half in the dust and half flying in the air; Half cool, half sunny. Very silent, very proud, never dependent, never expecting.
1 1, Hemingway said: It is not noble to be superior to others. True nobility should be superior to the past self.
12, canoe said: Everyone has a tattooed lover in his life. Fire can't be put out, and water can't be flooded.
13, Bi Shumin said: (Classic Quotations) An excellent heart doesn't have to be gorgeous, but it must be strong.
14, Xi Murong said: We are all actors, shedding our tears in other people's stories.
15, Gu Man said: A smile will defeat a lifetime, and a tear will repay a person. A flower blooms and a flower falls. After all these years, no one asked.
16, seven viola years said: life is like a road. You must walk out of the bustling scenery in the desolation.
17, Haruki Murakami said: No one likes loneliness, but they don't like disappointment.
18, Xu Zhimo said: In your life, there should at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.
Zhu Deyong said: Life is like a maze. We spend the first half of our lives looking for the entrance and the second half looking for the exit.
20. Xu Zhimo said: When you leave, you will be scattered, and your memories will fade; Watch, you are tired and the stars are dim; Listen, I woke up and started complaining; Looking back, I found that you were gone, and suddenly I was confused.
2 1, Shen Congwen said: I know you will come, so I will wait.
22. Haruki Murakami said: If I love you and you happen to love me. When your hair is messy, I will fix it for you with a smile, and then my hand will stay in your hair for a few more seconds. However, if I love you and you don't love me. Your hair is messed up. I will only gently tell you that your hair is messed up. This is probably the purest view of love. If you love each other, you have to grow old together. If you miss it, keep him safe.
23. Zhuang Yi said: To love someone is to love her forever and never want to blame her. Seeing her cry, my heart ached; Seeing her smile, her own is like a flower. In love, everyone has his own fatal weakness.
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