Space to talk about replying to funny words?

I will arrange an interesting space for you. Tell me about it. Which one do you think is the funniest?

collected works

1 Behind every playboy man, there is a woman who hurts him the most, which is generally accurate.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

Born to meet you, and finally parted.

Showing off your wealth is like being complacent, trying to show off your gorgeous appearance, but being seen.

All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

Teachers should be careful when their moral standards are not clear when they are particularly sleepy.

Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

10 I shaved you, not curettage. It can be cleaned without a few hard hands!

Careful selection

I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.

Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

I always feel that a bed that is made too neatly will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

Looking back suddenly, why haven't you left yet?

A grandson who pretends all day, the kind who doesn't understand Sun Tzu's art of war.

When there are legends in the rivers and lakes, if it is not full of storms, I am sorry for the audience.

7 sharp entanglement, how beautiful.

8 play a small mahjong and eat a spicy hotpot. Find a small object, life is like this.

I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

10 Pretending to be mature is the act of dressing up in the old room.

1 1 women in the new era can't get out of the kitchen when they go to the hall, climb over the fence, beat a mistress and beat a hooligan.

12 life is like anxiety. Without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling.

13 Brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

14 Don't bother me, you are bothering me, and you will soon fall into the toilet.

15 hit you and I'll hit you. Do we have to choose a date?

16 If you want to mix rivers and lakes, you'd better be single! !

17 If there is any similarity, just copy me.

18 there is a popular saying in Weibo recently-"No matter how much you like each other, the initiative in love must be a man. If the man doesn't take the initiative, he would rather miss it.

19 Xiaoli: "nonsense, and black radish."

Class 20 * * * is more pleasant than the national anthem, and class * * * is more collapsed than anxiety. Since I bought insurance, I've just crossed the street.

2 1 Let your personality shine on your forehead. ?

Illness comes from the mouth, and disaster comes from the mouth. It is safest to shut up!

I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers.

The car and the train got married, but they soon divorced. Everyone asked why, and the car said sadly, "He is worried that I will be hit every day, and I am always afraid that he will cheat. I can't stand it! "

A sentimental fool won't mind loving a madman.

There are mistresses everywhere, and only two cans of milk powder can be brought. One country, two systems means one country and two mistresses. The furthest distance in the world is that the baby is in her arms, but the milk powder is on the other side. You have high-quality milk powder and I have high-quality mistresses. The quality of milk powder is inversely proportional to the number of mistresses. Milk is a problem that * * * cannot solve; Room, but also * * * cannot solve the problem. As for * * *, * * officials have a way to solve it. turn

Fifth place in the five wonders of mathematics textbook: a model train driver who travels at a constant speed and is never late; Fourth place: a contractor with clear division of labor, tacit cooperation and conscientious work; Third place: crazy pool manager who pours water while pouring water; Second place: abnormal old farmer who keeps hens and rabbits in cages; First place: Xiao Ming, who went out early but deliberately slowed down, just waiting for his brother to catch up.

The alarm clock is the third of all sleeping goods and bedding, so I have to change it frequently.

Xiaoming runs very fast. One day, he competed with the train and won. Why? Because he runs so fast!

There are always some places that were just passers-by in life, but later became frequent visitors to memory.

3 1 How many children did the exam hurt, and how many honest people learned to cheat?

After 32 years, whoever says he loves you again will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy. Not everyone has such a good figure.

I always like someone to follow me, so that others will be my guarantee.

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

The real warrior dares to face up to the beautiful girl and the bleak singles.

Even believe in advertisements, reading must be silly!

39 textbooks must be lost if they are admitted, and they must be nerds if they are admitted.

The mine disaster continued in the review, and the rise in property prices was under control.