Talking about smoking

1, I agree that you leave, I agree that you have a pack of cigarettes every day, I agree that you smoke and drink, and I agree that the girls around you are full of energy at night.

2, the posture of smoking is becoming more and more skilled, and the lover is becoming more and more casual.

3, there is no need for alcohol and tobacco to make him feel depressed, eat on time, go to bed early and get up early to improve himself and make him regret it.

The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.

5. I smoke and drink, I miss you and I love you.

6. [I have a group of girlfriends who drink, smoke and fight, but that doesn't mean they are not good]

7. Don't smoke if you can. Don't drink if you can. This is a sign that you don't care about your body. If it's just because of some people, don't be silly. People who love you will not make you sad.

8. The teacher visited the home and saw the students smoking as soon as they entered the door! Teachers and students were stunned by this scene and didn't know what to say! Parents quickly resolved the embarrassment and blamed the child: If you only know that you smoke, don't order it for the teacher!

9. Memories are like smoking. You know it hurts but you can't let it go.

10, don't think that people who smoke, drink and fight are bad boys. They also have a positive and enterprising heart and are much kinder than those who pretend to play tricks all day.

If cigarettes are not obedient, we will smoke.

Don't ask me why I smoke. Why drink? I'm telling you now: it's not that I'm not good at school. I'm waiting for someone who can persuade me to quit smoking and drinking.

13, I can't do anything earth-shattering to make you like me.

14, how to keep my wife from cheating. Don't let her wash her hair, don't let her make up, teach her to play games, let her indulge in hopeless dead houses, smoke and drink beer, take out food, make instant noodles, eat snacks, treat her ups and downs, and make her miserable. Then I have to cheat! ! !

15, smoking on the balcony on the second floor at night, a couple chatting downstairs, the woman said: You can take the postgraduate entrance examination with peace of mind, and I will work to earn money to support you. The man said: you should pay attention to safety and never get pregnant. I thought to myself, how nice this young man is!

16, I accompany you to drink, smoke, be decadent and depressed, and finally I accompany you to cheer up, ok?

You taught me to smoke, so I don't want to quit smoking.

18, the highest level of drinking is to let others drink when you say so, and the highest level of smoking is to smoke your own cigarette and let others smoke both hands.

19. The husband and wife are separated. Every time I miss my wife, I can only smoke silently. A year later, I successfully quit smoking.

20. Don't think that smoking and drinking represent maturity. In fact, many people are disgusted with smoking and drinking.