Talk about asking for leave after birthday.

The most realistic reason: the professor is too ugly, which affects his eyesight.

The most pleasing reason: the female teacher is so beautiful that it always makes me's spaced out.

The most boring reason: my deskmate doesn't chat with me.

The most embarrassing reason: I ate too much at noon and felt uncomfortable sitting.

The saddest reason: the most beautiful girl in our department is in love with a boy who is not a quarter as handsome as me (personal opinion). Can I take this course?

The reason why I care most about myself: I drank too much last night, fearing that it would affect my health and I couldn't go to the morning class.

The most fashionable reason: I made an appointment with my seventh online lover this afternoon to make a wish.

The most important reason: my classmate wants to treat me to dinner with the money he owes me, because he is not going to pay back the money.

Cheapest reason: Help my classmates move Chinese cabbage today.

The most outrageous reason: I'm not happy today, but I can't go.

The most helpless reason: I haven't washed a few pairs of socks for half a month, and I have nothing to wear today, so I have to stay at home.

The most supportive reason for counterfeiting: I ate too many cheap kebabs and couldn't get out of bed this morning.

The most involuntary reason: the buddies in the foreign teacher class are going to entertain and challenge my youngest billiards prince (self-styled).

The most shameful reason: walking to see a beautiful woman accidentally broke her glasses and needed to be repaired.

The reason I admire most: I'm going to learn thunder madness today.

The most frustrating reason: a sad day of lovelorn love.

The most ridiculous reason: dad wants to marry and mom wants to marry.

The most insulting reason to the Ministry of Education: the desks and chairs in the school are too hard, which affects my sleep quality.

The most absurd reason: aliens are going to invade, and I am sewing pants for Superman.

The most childish reason: I counted the stars all night last night.

The last reason to forget our ancestors: I went to the zoo to see monkeys today.

The most progressive reason: I picked up a round of money and went to the police uncle all day.

The most sympathetic reason: I got lost and met a female hooligan.

The most morbid reason: brushing your teeth all day.

The most patriotic reason: I went to the American consulate to demonstrate to commemorate the bombing of my embassy in Yugoslavia!

The most boastful reason: Annan asked me for something.

The most irrelevant reason: our neighbor is going to have a baby.

The most abnormal reason: there are always a few days of discomfort every month.

The biggest meaningless reason: today's "9* 18" I asked * * people to fight for their lives.

Fairy tale reason: I invited Mulan to eat KFC.

The most rogue reason: Kong Lao invited me to drink Huasan.

The most ironic reason of religion: I introduce people to monks.

The most abstract reason: a donkey with glasses painted in the street, and I watched it all day.

The happiest reason: there are beautiful women harassing me on my way to school.

The most impossible reason: in order to protect national property, I fight criminals all day!

The most dishonest reason: I led a young pioneer with a red scarf across the road and was hit by a car.

The most guilty reason: I ran out of toilet paper at home, and I sat in the toilet until my mother got off work.

The most compelling reason: look in the mirror all day and comb the board all day.

The most sleepwalking reason: Li Jintian went to Eight-Nation Alliance to negotiate.