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Talk about cleverness, talk about smart people.

1, don't think you are the smartest … treat everyone else as a fool. I don't say it doesn't mean I don't know … I don't care, it doesn't mean I don't care … Forgiving others means being kind to yourself! To forgive others is to give yourself a chance to live!

2, IQ anxiety, so it's boring.

I almost fell in love with that boy named Jason, who is over 30 years old, but only three years old.

I swear, if I still miss you from now on, I will be a shemale, and I will be killed by a car when I go out, and my IQ will be reduced by 80%. God is my witness!

Don't wear a mask to live in the world, so you can't come to a conclusion whether you really love you or a flesh business without technical content.

6. Your beautiful and anxious IQ must have never seen such a lovely woman as me.

7. Just as accepting a rose requires tolerating her thorns, loving a person also requires accepting all of her, after all, in this emotional IQ.

8. I found that I wanted to study. I don't want to lose IQ to pigs.

9. The teacher said, don't blame anyone for the low IQ. This is a natural disaster created by your parents.

10, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

1 1. If I can choose IQ and EQ, I'd rather have a much higher IQ than a miserable EQ.

12, many times, success is like climbing an iron chain bridge. The reason for failure is not because of low IQ, but because of the momentum around. Not by foreign things.

13, a clever man will spoil his woman to lawlessness, and then make other men can't stand her smelly temper. Idiot men will use their smelly temper to turn their women into men, and they will feel a brief encounter with any hero.

14, you believe what I said, your IQ is low!

15, already on holiday. Four-leaf clover brain powder has come out to show IQ, hehe @

16, forgive you for indulging me in idleness and low IQ.

17, backwardness means backward ideas, and poverty means poor brains. Many people don't have good opportunities, but have no good ideas. It's not that you don't accept new ideas, but that you don't want to abandon old ones!

18, one day you will understand that kindness is more difficult than cleverness. Cleverness is a gift, kindness is a choice. In life, there are always people who come safely, wait quietly and never leave; There are also some people who are as strong as wine and intoxicated, but wake up with nowhere to find, come and go like the wind, and have no trace in their dreams; Maybe it's reluctance, maybe it's helplessness, and finally I realize it. It is better to be humble and indifferent.

19. When love dies, it is usually difficult to die. It's neither disappearance nor death.

20, Sen Yaosen has IQ, personality, taste and culture!

2 1, grateful for life, thanking her for giving us a clever brain. Thinking about difficult problems and the meaning of life; Praise the truth, goodness and beauty, and criticize the false, evil and ugly. Remember wonderful moments, exciting moments, warm scenes and sweet shots. Thanksgiving life endows us with unique spirituality.

22. When a woman is in love, her IQ is zero, and when she meets a mistress, her IQ is 10,000.

23. Your IQ makes me feel sad.

24. When applying for a job, I was asked about my academic qualifications. I said that I have high emotional intelligence and high IQ, so my culture is not high. The man fainted on the spot.

25, Yu Xiaoyu, you are really thirty, twenty, ten IQ, five EQ!

26, my mother said I had an urgent IQ, and I replied that I inherited this damn thing! Think about how witty I am.

27. It is very important to have a high emotional intelligence. Let someone with high IQ work for me in the future.

28, people in this era, IQ is a serious injury.

29. Men cheat, and their IQ is second only to Einstein. Women catch rape, and reasoning is second only to Sherlock Holmes.

30, a day without reading, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

Philosophical quotations of becoming a wise man

1, adapt yourself to the environment because the environment will never adapt to you. Even if it is a very, very painful process.

2. Low-key, low-key, low-key.

3. Be generous. If you are not generous, learn to be generous. If generosity really hurts you, pretend to be generous.

No matter what happens, you should first think about whether you have done anything wrong. If you are right (that's impossible), put yourself in the other person's shoes and feel their feelings.

5, sweet mouth, usually do not spare your cheers. (will praise people. A good compliment will make people feel very happy, but don't go too far to disgust them. )

6. If you think the work is progressing smoothly recently, you should be careful.

7. Be polite. Look each other in the eye when you say hello. Communicate with older people and call them elders, because you are a real junior.

8. Talk less and do more. If you talk too much, you lose. Too many people, too few words.

9. Don't take others' kindness for granted, but be grateful.

10, with high hands and low eyes.

1 1, punctual, but don't expect others to be punctual.

12, keep your promise, but don't make it easily. Don't always keep others' promises to you in mind and believe them.

13. Don't borrow money from colleagues. If so, be sure to return it on time.

14. Don't lend money to your colleagues. Give it to him if necessary.

15, don't pass the buck, even if it's someone else's.

16. Don't speak ill of another colleague behind his back. Insist on saying nice things about others behind their backs, and don't worry that these nice things won't reach the ears of the parties. If someone speaks ill of someone in front of you, smile.

17, avoid public opposition with colleagues (including public opposition, which is even more undesirable).

18, always help others, but don't let the people who are helped take it for granted.

19, telling the truth will bring you great misfortune.

20, right things, not people; Or be ruthless about things and have feelings for people; Or do first and do second.

2 1. Always check whether you are conceited, proud and look down on others. Even if you are talented, it's no use without the cooperation and help of others.

22. Patience is a compulsory course in life. Be patient with life, some people will fail this course until they die.

23. When you are new to a place, don't rush into any circle. Long enough, your circle will automatically accept you.

24. Have a normal heart. No big deal. Think bad of good things, and think good of bad things.

25. Small-minded, troubled, big-minded and rich in wisdom.

26. Don't do what you can't do, and don't do what you can't do.

27. Learn a concession and get a bargain; Increase one share and decrease one share.

28. Good intentions sometimes don't lead to good results, but you shouldn't be discouraged.

There is nothing strange about dealing with the world. It is based on frankness.

30. Tolerance is great, but forbearance is economical.

A fool's heart is in his mouth, but a wise man's mouth is in his heart.

Without action, laziness will take root. Without dreams, depravity will take root and sprout. The longer the time, the deeper the roots will be, and it will be difficult to stand up then!

1, don't easily use the past to measure the happiness and misfortune of life. Everyone's life can be beautiful, as long as you cherish it.

If you want something, you must set it free. If it comes back to you, it belongs to you. If it doesn't come back, you will never have it.

Every rose has a thorn, just like everyone's personality, there are parts that you can't tolerate. Caring for each rose is not to eradicate its thorns, but to learn how not to be stabbed by her thorns and how not to let your own thorns hurt others.

4, you can enter and leave, if you leave, you can be cute and resentful, and you can't get together. You are the best friends forever.

5. Learn to live your own life when love is gone. To live a good life is to love yourself, treat yourself as your lover and pamper yourself.

6. I walked through the south of the Yangtze River and looked like a lotus in the season. If the east wind does not come, catkins will not fly in March. Your heart is like a lonely town, like a bluestone street facing dusk. The sound is silent, the spring curtain in March has not been opened, and your heart is a closed small window sash. My dada horseshoe is a beautiful mistake. I am not a returnee, I am a passer-by. ...

7, treat life, you might as well be bold, because we will always lose it.

8. Sometimes, I may be so fragile that I burst into tears in one sentence; Sometimes, I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.

9. There is a group that you once thought you could not live without. You haven't spoken in it for a long time. An idol you once wanted to paint all over his liver and brain, you have long since stopped following his latest developments. Some people who used to be very close, you haven't contacted for years. You give up the American TV series you chase every day and are ready to quit the LOL you play every day. How much care is being diluted, and how much enthusiasm is gradually diluted. Nothing can't be stopped at all, except time.

10 In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to fall under an excuse. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

1 1. May I bring an old wine in ten years, and may you be an old friend in ten years.

12, when a person doesn't love you. You are acting, you are jealous, you are narrow-minded, you are worried, and you are worried. In short, you have started to have all kinds of questions, which he touched when they met.

13, who you marry is very important, because it determines your life state. Who you marry is more important, she may decide the level and height of your life. Don't marry willingly or against your will.

14, I hope that one day, you and I can get rid of the pieces of chickens and dogs day after day. I hope that we will have the opportunity to achieve poetry and freedom for the rest of our lives, I hope.

15, I like what Miyazaki Hayao said. It's raining in your city. I'd like to ask if you have an umbrella. But I held back, because I was afraid you said you didn't bring it, and there was nothing I could do, just like I loved you, but I couldn't give you the company you wanted.

16, a love doesn't need others to understand. The true feelings say that infatuation is really melodramatic, the emotional feelings say that rationality is unreasonable, and the strong ones say that they are unwilling to improve themselves. You don't know its truth, but everyone has their own love. Actually, it's amazing that this can happen.

17. Without action, laziness will take root. Without dreams, depravity will take root and sprout. The longer the time, the deeper the roots will be, and it will be difficult to stand up then!

18, don't forget what others said when they were angry, because that is often the truth; Don't hate the person who says this, because it's another way for him to let you see yourself clearly.

19, without a kind of love, you need to give up your dignity and humiliate yourself, and you need to suffer. Love may make you cry, make you jealous and make you angry. But in the end, it is warm and can give you a sense of security. If not, you either love the wrong person or use the wrong method. Being single is better than suffering. Without the hug you want, learn to be strong first.

20. A fool's heart is in his mouth, but a wise man's mouth is in his heart.

Franklin wise man 37: the heart of a fool is in his mouth, and the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.

Benjamin Franklin is a famous American politician, scientist, publisher, printer, journalist, writer, philanthropist, as well as an outstanding diplomat and inventor. He has done many electrical experiments and invented lightning rods, bifocals, frog shoes and so on. He was the first postmaster in the United States, and his tombstone was engraved with "Franklin the Printer".

1. I have never met a person who gets up early, is diligent, cautious and honestly complains about his bad fortune.

2. Good character, good habits and strong will will will not be defeated by the assumed fate.

3. Be honest with everyone, live in harmony with most people, frequent contact with a few people, and be intimate with only one person.

The biggest reason for a person's failure is that he never fully believes in his own ability, and even thinks that he is doomed to fail.

Reading makes a full person, thinking makes a deep person, and conversation makes a sober person.

6. People who are unprepared are preparing for failure.

If there is anything to be done tomorrow, you'd better start now.

The tragedy of life is that we grow old too early and become wise too late.

9. The biggest disadvantage of mediocre people is that they often feel better than others.

10. Put others' slander on you in the dust; Carve the kindness of others in marble.

1 1. Get up, slacker! Don't waste any more time, there will be enough time for you to sleep in the grave in the future.

12. Only the strong can succeed.

13. Leisure and laziness are two different things.

14. Lack of modesty is lack of knowledge.

15. If you want to have free time, don't waste it.

16. A fool's heart is in his mouth, but a wise man's mouth is in his heart.

17. If a person pours his wallet into his head, no one can steal it. Investment in knowledge often has the best profit.

18. The best thing for the enemy is forgiveness, tolerance for opponents, sincerity for friends, good example for children, respect for father, personality that can make her proud of being a mother, self-esteem for herself and sympathy for everyone.

/kloc-at the age of 0/9.20, will plays a leading role, at the age of 30, wit plays a leading role, and at the age of 40, judgment plays a leading role.

20. Reading is easy, but thinking is difficult. Without both, it is useless.

2 1. Quarrel is a game played by people. However, this is a strange game, and no one has ever won.

22. I won't say anyone is bad, I will only say anyone I know is good. As it turns out, everyone will fall in love with my praise.

Laziness walks slowly, and poverty will soon catch up with it.

24. Most of my knowledge was acquired in this way: when I was looking for one material, I accidentally found another material.

25. Despair destroys some people, while arrogance destroys many.

If you don't want your enemy to know your secret, don't tell it to your friends.

27. If you don't want to be forgotten after death, either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

28. Poverty itself is not terrible. The terrible thing is to think that you are destined to be poor or will die of poverty.

29. A person should have 25% professional skills, 25% imagination and 50% accomplishment.

30. Thought produces behavior, and behavior is bound to have an effect. To study the correctness of an idea, it is better to look at the effect of its behavior than to demonstrate it from the idea itself.

3 1. Life should eat to live, not live to eat.

32. The most difficult emotion to suppress is pride, which still exists despite your efforts to hide it and fight it. Even if I dare to believe that I have completely overcome it, I will probably be proud of my humility.

If you always argue and refute, you may win occasionally, but it is an empty victory, because you will never get the favor of the other side.

34. Slowly, I began to believe that truthfulness, sincerity and integrity are the most important things among people. The so-called greatest happiness in life should refer to these.

A slip of the tongue can be made up quickly, but it may never be made up.

The watershed between success and failure can be expressed in these five words-I have no time.

37. People's happiness is rarely achieved by bumping into a once-in-a-lifetime Universiade, and people born by accumulating small interests abound.