Very interesting phrases in life.

1, don't make your girlfriend blue, because she makes you green, and don't make your boyfriend red, because he makes you yellow.

2, pleasing to the eye, chased, well, kissed, quarreled, faded, tired, dispersed, pretended not to know, scolded you behind your back, completely ignorant, let me collapse.

In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

4, one by one, isn't it just that the homework has not been finished yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

Be a man like Conan, and have a spirit that makes people die wherever they go.

6. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

7. I love you! What do you care?

8. Chopin of Niu B can't play the sadness of Lao Zi!

9. The bell in class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more collapsed than embarrassment.

10, the most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

1 1. Today 10086 has news again. He still cares about me so much, but I hope he can add "Happy April Fool's Day!"

12, half a year ago, in order to motivate myself to lose weight, I insisted on recording my weight every day, filling out Excel forms and generating trend charts ... Today, my colleague passed by my seat, only to see him fall back thoughtfully and whisper in my ear: That ... Can you tell me which stock you are? The trend is quite good.

13, there is a yearning to look through autumn water, and there is a kind of cold to forget to wear long pants.

14. In chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked, "What should I do if your gas leaks?" Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

15, playing computer too much, I want to watch TV quickly.

16, my period is like a wolf. When I leave, I always shout, I will definitely come back!

17, wrote a composition when I was a child and learned to lie; Writing a thesis in a university, I learned to plagiarize; Write a report after work and learn to disguise; When you are in love, write love letters and learn to be melodramatic; When I was old, I wrote an autobiography and studied packaging.

The higher the online rate of 18 and QQ, the more lonely this person is.

19, all I can afford now is chopsticks.

Realistic attitude towards life. Talk about phrases.

1, shame is like underwear. It doesn't matter if you have to take it off. The key is to see who you show it to.

What is worse than others talking about you is that no one talks about you.

There is no happy place in the world, only happy people.

To be jealous of someone is to admit that he is better than you.

Don't argue with a fool, or you won't know which one is.

6. A small part of the fatigue in life comes from survival, and more than half comes from comparison.

There are two kinds of hopeless people: one is disobedient and the other is obedient.

8. People who have laughed with you are often easy to forget, and people who have cried with you are always unforgettable.

9. Blindness can bring courage, because you can't see danger.

10, things that can't be eaten can be eaten in the trash can, and problems that can't be solved can be digested by time.

1 1, you don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

12, don't lose your temper at will, no one owes you.

13, it's very painful now. When you look back later, you will find that it's actually nothing.

14, break up with people who are malicious to themselves. Only when people break friends can they have the best friends.

15, learn to tolerate those who hurt themselves because they are pitiful.

16, learn to give up, delay too tightly, and you will suffer.

17, don't try to make excuses, no one likes those excuses before mistakes.

18, speaking simply and brilliantly is level, nodding and smirking without talking is smart.

19. Sweating is loyalty when you should do it, and bluffing when you shouldn't.

20, let the world bow, is a domineering; Letting go is courage.

2 1, the biggest relief when queuing is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people behind.

22, can also be impulsive, indicating that your life still has passion; Always impulsive, which means you don't know life yet.

23. Not everyone can live a low-key life, and the basis of low-key is to be high-key at any time.

24. If you say it, you will say it, level; Don't say what you shouldn't say, be smart; It's great to know when to say and when not to say it.

25. Men's affairs are mostly attracted by external forces; Women's affairs are mostly internal force rejection.

26. Women value men's tomorrow, and men value women's today.

27. Once the emperor was a courtier, there was wine today and drunkenness today. The winner was the prince and the loser was the coach.

28, sewers can capsize, chicken feathers can go to heaven, and black and white can be recycled.

29. Find the way when life is proud, and there is a way out when it is frustrated!

30. People who have no goals will always work hard for those who have goals!

3 1, nostalgia, not because how good that era was, but because you were still young at that time.

32, the three stages of life: than talent; Compared with financial resources; Than the realm!

33. People will be stronger when they are strong, and weaker when they are weak.

34. Many times, the reason why I am forced to move forward is not the charming scenery in front, but the cruel reality behind me.

In today's society, it is not necessarily the mother who has milk, but the grandfather who has money.

36, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

37, the so-called loyalty, just because the chips of betrayal are not enough!

38. There are always some things that make you meet some people inadvertently.

As the saying goes, no matter how long you have known each other, you should look at your own feelings and development. My friend, I only care about quality, not quantity.

40, no money, no background, no ability, no friends, if you don't fucking work hard, don't complain about the reality of life.

Very cute personality. Tell me about 202 1.

1, life, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetful water.

Cheating is not popular now, but handing in blank papers is popular.

3, just a clown, gave you a smile but could not give me sincerity.

4. Women, don't be deceived by us slick men. Hereby advise.

I will listen to your nonsense as a joke, so I am actually very happy.

Although a penguin is a bird, its fat body makes it impossible to fly. You too?

7. People laugh at me for being crazy, but you can't see my enthusiasm.

It was you who came to my dream at night and broke my dream.

9. In fact, you still have many benefits that you haven't discovered. You can ward off evil spirits and have sex at night.

10, the weather forecast reminds you: rain and lightning, beware of being cut.

1 1, I want to covet your beauty, but you are just a commodity.

12, go out and take a dog to see who is unhappy with a bite.

13 As the saying goes, life is worse than death, but I prefer to sleep.

14, it's not that I don't lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.

15, there are too many bacteria outside, and I'm afraid I'll be polluted as soon as I go out.

16, I'm not out of tune, I'm just tone deaf.

17, falling in love with you, I don't want to leave easily, my warm quilt.

18, I have never been hurt, because no one has ever hurt me.

19, people who watch Lao Tzu's jokes will laugh at you one day.

20, we belong to the flower season, live like pigs, brain degeneration.

2 1. If I were a director, I would let you die at gunpoint before meeting the audience.

22. I'm not good-looking, but I'm not as freewheeling as you are.

23. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

24. There is a feeling that it is not sensational; There is a kind of person called nonhuman.

25. Books are used, people hate less, money is used, and flowers are not enough.

26. If a friend is unhappy, tell everyone to be happy.

27. If you hold something that doesn't belong to you, it will only hurt yourself.

28. I am human and have a temper. I can talk, and I get angry.

Not everyone can see my lady side, so I have to pretend to be a lady in front of you.

I don't have the heart to scold me if you don't know me, and I don't have the heart to cut me if you know me.

3 1, when you can't hold back, I'm willing to let you out. Isn't that a fart?

In this world, many people see me, but few people accompany me.

When someone says I love you, I always say, "Take out your heart and I'll see if I love you."

34. Life is sad. Did you sleep soundly? I was awakened by a bubble of urine.

35. I look at your bright head at one end, but you don't know it at the other.

36. If class is a hypnotic, then surfing the Internet is a refreshing agent.

Don't let me kick you like a ball, I'm afraid you can't stand my continuous ravages.

38, just an extra person, so no one will care about my sadness.

I heard that money is the dirtiest thing in the world. You can throw it to me if you don't want it.

40. Didn't you say that good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease? Why doesn't it work?

4 1, calling you an animal, and insulting the purity of those pigs, dogs, cattle, sheep and horses.

42. It is better to worship Buddha than to worship me. If I kill Jesus, I am God.

43. Who will witness your shameless happiness without a mistress?

Hold my hand and close your eyes so that you won't get lost.

45. I can't say I'm getting back at you, I'm giving it back to you.

46. I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway.

47. Friends, I'll throw a brick first. If you have jade, throw it at me.

48. Do rabbits eat grass near their nests when they are in a hurry? Stop talking about you beast.

Please give me a way out, God. You're closing my door.

50. No grass grows on a busy road, and no hair grows on a smart head.

Very cute and funny. Tell me about Daquan 202 1

1, sorry, I love you is just my modal particle.

I always regard money as air, because I can't live without money.

Life is a process from the white rabbit to the wolf and then to the old fox.

4, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to live and the other is to live.

If I don't beat you, I will fall out with you.

7. You see, the rainbow on the other side despises me because I am brighter than it.

8. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

9. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

10, why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's my deep love for sleep.

1 1, I am really heartless and simple, thinking about how to harm people all day.

12, I smoke, but I'm cold and want to keep warm.

13, spill oil on others when you go to the street and tell him: Don't worry, it's automatic!

14, law-abiding, good citizens, but not necessarily good people, so citizens are not equal to people.

15. When my brother is rich, buy two houses and send them to tear down one. Live independently. !

16, my speech is shocking and a little crazy. You can call me Lei Feng.

17, I am a civilized person, and all swearing words have been disinfected with saliva.

18, I have been infatuated with you for a long time, a little narcissistic!

19, I said I love you to heaven, and it thundered.

20. If you have money, wear perfume; if you have no money, wear toilet water.

2 1, sleep until I wake up naturally, but I only have five dollars.

22. I throw a glass of water on your face, which is equivalent to ruining your face.

Kindness means that I don't eat meat when others are hungry.

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

25. People who hang up QQ all day these days have nothing to do but go to work, and no one loves them after work.

26. Asking what the world is like can only make people die unsatisfied.

27. Don't think that you can scamper for a few more days just because you are younger than me. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

28. After hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

29, breaking up is boring, we have the ability to play divorce!

30. I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time and found myself normal.

3 1, I am not a good person, I don't accept your good cards!

Looking at your dirty face, I have an impulse to throw up.

33. Without a strong master, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog!

34. The thrown brick may not attract jade, but it may hit people.

I am young and need to be pointed at, but I don't need to be pointed at.