Qq classic funny sentences

1, for the sake of your IQ, I won't tell you anything.

I have a super power, that is, even if there are thousands of people, I can find you immediately.

Sooner or later, a blind person will look at you and have nothing to say to you.

4, looking for a girlfriend, looking for someone who doesn't like makeup! Draw once in a while! I will feel heartbroken if I find a general makeup! Not occasionally! Easy to die suddenly!

5. How did you get the most unforgettable scar on your body? The heartless doctor cut it when you were born.

6. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window.

7. Boys nowadays are too bad. They are whiter, thinner and more beautiful than girls, and compete with girls for boyfriends.

8. Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale.

9. Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

10, life would be more stupid without those stupid women.

1 1, parents' meeting and * * are the same in essence, aiming at destroying family harmony!

12, if my life is a TV series, then you are an advertisement that is halfway through.

13, don't look back on the past maliciously, and don't be afraid to look forward to the future, but live the present seriously.

14. If you like someone, go for it boldly. If you kiss them, they will be yours. What if I don't like you after kissing? So what? You kissed them anyway.

15, I've always wanted to be a quiet walker, guarding myself in the deepest part of the world of mortals, and keeping the initial bud and joy.

16, I only had a nosebleed once, but I mistook the sanitary towel for a mask!

17, actually confession is not necessarily a good thing, because it looks like a black hand.

18 teacher, would you dare to lecture in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?

19, the rich are afraid that others will know that he has money, while the poor are afraid that others will know that he has no money.

20. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

2 1, marriage enlightenment, as long as he is good to me, even if he is handsome!

22. Mom says chopsticks are too high to marry, and I'm not going to marry abroad.

23. Why do most people in China lie, and they are all professional? That's because they started writing in primary school.

24, my own scores are all my own! Me! Don't! Do not like it!

25, "will" run forward, "can" climb up, and will not be unable to get down on the spot.

26. You don't have to leave your name to do good deeds, but you must leave your real name when you go to Weibo, so it's not a good thing to go to Weibo.

27. A girl shouted to the sea on the beach: the sea, my mother! A man heard this and shouted to the sea: the sea, my mother-in-law.

28. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

29. I'm not very talkative. If you offend me, come and hit me.

30. I am simple. As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.

3 1. When you have money, you say that you earn it. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.

32. Boys are strong to express themselves, while girls are strong to protect themselves.

33, casual encounter, casual separation, life is always like this, very helpless.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy an Altman.

35. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

36. Every time your signature is changed, I will ponder it many times, although I know you are not talking about me.

37. Because I like you, through your light, I have seen a world that I have never foreseen.

38, men look at the chest room, women look at the housing, the problem of two rooms is very difficult for many men and women.

39. The highest state of brothers is that others think we are gay.

40. The friend said, Hey, you are really good. Long time no see, you have gained weight.

4 1, as a girl, the most unbearable thing is that my stomach shakes worse than my chest when I run.

42. It is said that you have long hair and short knowledge. Why are you bald and so short-sighted?

43. If you mess with me again, I'll rip your guts out and tie a bow!

44. God will take away the best things around us and remind us not to get too much.

45. Distance does not necessarily produce beauty, but it may explain the fragility of love.

46. Seriously, I feel like begging every time I meet that kind of sensor faucet that doesn't work well.

47. Xueba: If only falling in love could be as simple as learning. Scum: If only learning could be as simple as falling in love.

48. I have an old friend since I was a child, who is called someone else's child. I never talk about QQ, and my grades have returned to the first place in my grade. I hate another child!

49. In those years, the math teacher patted the blackboard and shouted: Probably? Do you want to make an appointment?

50, the spring breeze is ten miles, fifty miles, one hundred miles, papaya stewed Sydney, cheese corn kernels, chicken sauce mashed potatoes, not as good as you, not as good as you.

5 1, Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

52. Duan is the worst of the eight dragons! Raised the son of a rival in love, and his daughter was taken away by the son of a rival in love.

My mother told me that only the dead wear shoes to sleep, and I wondered, didn't most of those people die? It's terrible to cheat a corpse after class!

If a boy is pregnant, he must be treated well, loved and protected. what do you think?

55. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

56. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

57. When you see someone you like on the road, you will immediately start the pretend mode.

58. What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics.

59. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?

60. You should also pay attention to technology and find the right person at the right time and place. For example, I am online at the moment!

6 1, I like Yu Chengqing, but I have always been a fan of Wang Feng, but I think Na Ying is more helpful to me, so I choose Jay Chou.

62. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

63. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

64. Many teachers ask me what kind of person I want to be in the future. I thought, can't I keep it?

She's mine. Don't touch her! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know!

67. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.

68. You and I don't need any triviality to prove the weight we care about, only the tacit understanding is self-evident.

69. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

70. Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

7 1, it is not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the internet, but it is terrible to meet a bunch of rogue software.

72. Why is the same meat so popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If you want to be a hermit, try changing garlic.

74. Don't scare my parents with my grades. Am I like this? The family can't know.

75. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should a student learn all subjects?

76, I'll go. Who are the fast men this year? They look as if they were joking with the singer.

77. I went to eat noodles the other day and saw peppers under the front table. There happened to be a tin of iron next to it, and I didn't look at it, so I smashed it with a bang. As a result, I poured a bowl of toothpicks!

78. I can't talk If anything offends you, come and hit me.

79. When others pretend to be cool, my sister will bow her head, not because I am shy, but because I am looking for bricks!

80. You know that Nanxiang is Cheng's dream, you know that it is Gu Yuan's fate, you know that Lin Xiao is the future of Sogo, and you know that friendship is everything to Tang.

8 1, if you are unhappy, you like to eat, if you eat, you will be fat, and if you are fat, you will be unhappy.

82. Those women who can't unscrew the bottle cap are faking it. Ask her to open a courier to try.

At the moment when you walk out of my sight, I will extend my powerful middle finger and praise your correct decision.