I can't trust that old man. Tell me about it.

1. It's beautiful, but I want to study hard. This is the gap between me and Mingming.

There is no fate between you and me. It depends on my face value.

3. When you get married in the future, and it's not me, I'll move in next door and be a quiet old king.

When I left my hometown, people in the village never drank well water.

5. Working in a convenience store, my boss told me not to accept counterfeit money when I checked out, otherwise I would deduct 50 yuan from my salary every time I found a counterfeit money. I took my boss's words to heart and changed all the hundred-dollar bills in the counter into counterfeit ones that night.

6. I'm so afraid of being blown into others' arms by the typhoon. After all, people like me will definitely not quit.

7. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao knitted a sweater with my red rope.

8. I often look at you on the bus, and you often look at me. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

9. I will be a senior soon, but unfortunately I can't learn and I won't grow up.

10. I tried to look out of the window like a Korean heroine by the bus, and the bad road conditions made me have a concussion.

1 1. In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I especially regret not hitting you.

12. Halfway through the holiday, I have traveled all over the country with my friends.

13. After buying vegetables, the girl was stopped, but she didn't give money. After paying the money, she was stopped, but she didn't get the change. After finding the money, she was stopped, but she didn't take the food. . .

14. The one that warms a girl is called a warm man, and the one that warms many girls is called a hot dog.

15. A BMW driver and a Mercedes driver said that this oil price is still too cheap. If only it rose to more than 70 liters, then drivers of broken cars would not be able to use oil! We wouldn't have to wait in line. At this moment, I heard a Rolls-Royce driver say, Dude, you're right. If only it rose to 700 liters! So people who drive Mercedes-Benz and BMW can't afford it. I don't have to line up! I finally couldn't help it, if only it rose to 7000 a liter! In this way, it will be much smoother for me to ride an electric car on the road, which is awesome.

16. There are many unexpected things in life. For example, do you think I should give an example?

17. What were you thinking when you were insomnia? Want to sleep.

18. I will find a boyfriend with your surname, have a son and call him by your name. If you can't be husband and wife, you can be my son

19. If I can't turn red after seeing you again, can I borrow some money?

20. My mother accused me: You are so lazy that you haven't washed your dirty clothes for days! I argued that there was too much homework to wash. Come on, I don't know you yet? My mother said categorically that when I was pregnant with you, other children kicked my mother. You never kicked, and you were born lazy.

2 1. I looked good when I was fat, but I lost weight.

22. The saddest thing is that your score is the ranking of Xueba, and your ranking is the ranking of Xueba.

23. Effect of contraception: If you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

24. What do you often take to school? A heart ready for vacation at any time.

25. Urgent notice: shocked! That's terrible! Never drink boiled tap water directly! ! ! Hundreds of experts at home and abroad and tens of millions of clinical joint experiments have proved that tap water boiled in large iron pots, electric kettles and water dispensers must not be directly drunk because it is very hot.

26. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, it proves that he really loves you.

27. After the exam, the whole person is in the same state as when Gee was a girl: back, back, back.

On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind date.

29. Attention, everyone: There may be organizations selling human organs recently! ! Just now a woman turned around and asked me if you were shameless.

30.do you have a girlfriend? Not yet. What are you looking for? Just find someone who can have a crush on me! You ask too much! Classics talk about others: If goodbye can't make you red, can you still be red?

1. It's like passing mountains and rivers when traveling, no matter how much you like it, you can't take it away. This is a pity.

You never know how much you can love someone. You don't know how disgusting jealousy is until you watch him fall in love with someone else.

The affection between people is like knitting a sweater. It is carefully constructed and long, and only needs a gentle pull when it is demolished.

If goodbye can't make you blush, can you still blush? Classic talk about bringing pictures that others must comment on.

Although I can understand the desire to learn, classmate, if you take a dress and fold it like this to occupy a seat, dare you ask, are you in the palm of your hand? !

6. From the moment you had the heart to hurt me, I knew that you must have never considered my feelings.

7. After walking for a long time, there is still no hope, so change direction; One thing, after thinking for a long time, is still entangled in my heart, so choose to let go; Some people, together for a long time, feel insincere, so choose to leave; A living method that persists for a long time and still doesn't feel happy, then choose to change.

Love is red-faced, but love is red-eye.

1, some people, no matter how long they are apart, have a deep memory, but as soon as you see him, the years lose their luster and all the past events come to your mind.

2. Love is a game that turns strangers into lovers, and then lovers into strangers.

I admire that kind of person very much. As long as you know that a relationship is inappropriate and you are sad, you can say goodbye. If you don't give up, you can pretend to be free and easy I was lonely when I turned around, but I didn't know how beautiful my back was.

If I want to get married, I must find someone who can be myself in front of him. I can be simple and hasty. He doesn't care about my sporadic acne, and he doesn't care that I eat three bowls of rice and a chicken leg at a time. He can tolerate my moodiness and occasionally suddenly become rude. He likes the way I smile in the street. No matter whether I am tall or thin, black or white, beautiful or ugly, he still loves me.

I don't know how to love someone and how to face everything until I am old. All I can do is stay with you.

6. Two people have been together for a long time, and their passion gradually fades, and they begin to become cold and don't talk much. At this time, another person appeared, who can bring you freshness every day, even if you two quarrel, she will comfort you. You think you may have met the wrong person from the beginning, and you are ready to give up. I think this is how much love is fragile.

7. There has never been love for no reason in the world, but there are some reasons why you can't understand that I didn't confess. Maybe you just smiled when we met, or you frowned, so I love you.

8, like a red face, love is red eyes!

9. The most disappointing thing is that you never waited, but after waiting for a long time, you still can't get what you want. It's like waiting in line at the train station for so long, but only getting a station ticket. It's like having a crush on him for so long, but receiving an invitation to his wedding.

10, bite your tongue to know that you can't eat too hard. People who love to make mistakes know that they can be together without persistence. All experiences are inevitable. You never know where the road is the smoothest without wrestling.

Love makes people kind and tired: love is blushing and shy, not arguing with red eyes.

Friendship makes me feel very tired and too lazy to please. Yes, love makes me feel tired and too lazy to care.

7-year relationship makes me unbearable. Maybe this is life. I am different from others. These seven years are also long-distance relationships. Maybe it's my fault. I shouldn't have kept this relationship for so long. I am tired. Every time I quarrel, I really want to be sincere, but it's not because I don't expect beautiful love. I really don't believe in love now.

3. Love between two people, if only one person cares, no matter how hard you try, it will only hurt and tire one person. If a girl suddenly becomes quiet, she must be tired.

Now, any kind of contact makes me feel very tired. I will choose to leave quietly, whether it is friendship, love or career life. If I am tired, I will leave.

5. The joys and sorrows of human beings do not meet. It is almost impossible to have someone who understands your emotions. After all, human beings are social animals. One person's life is too boring, too many people are too tired, and two people may be just right. This is probably why you want to find someone to fall in love with.

6. One is the age of pursuing love sweetness, and the other is the age of pursuing career. It seems to be very tired. If no one says anything, it doesn't seem much better. If a person says it, he will worry about goodbye.

7. Being kind to yourself is actually reconciliation with yourself. If a person can leave himself alone without competing with himself, he is putting his heart in the wilderness and setting it free. The biggest thing is to relax your mind and not treat yourself badly. The best way to get along is not to be tired, so is love and friendship!

8. Where are you? Without company, a person is really tired. Don't give up, try to find my love.

9. Sometimes I am really tired, not because of work or love, but because of family conflicts.

10. Too much expectation and trust make me disappointed. I don't want to maintain any relationship that makes me feel tired. Really, friendship and love are the same, so how can I be happy?

1 1. Love can't be too humble, really, really tired.

12. Loneliness is also an ability. Any bad mood should be digested by yourself. Actually, I'm a little tired, very tired. If someone is with me when I am weak, I should believe in love at this time. Forget it. Not worth it.

13. Sometimes, do you suddenly lose confidence in love and work and don't want to be so tired? I really want to travel, sleep and read books.

14. Life will really swallow up the love that is not strong enough. Compared with physical fatigue, mental fatigue is really helpless.

15. When you don't know how to love someone, try not to love. Desperate to find, fight for, and try your best to stand on tiptoe and kiss love. That way, I'm really tired. Sooner or later, anyone will be exhausted and even feel tired enough to give up. The best love is to love each other, understand each other, tolerate each other and get along easily.

16. Although I believe there is love in this world, I think I will never love it again in my life. If my heart is tired, whoever is serious first will lose.

17. I want love that is blushing and shy, not red eyes and arguments.

18. How can there be so much love to talk about? Not diss love, just really tired.

19. The love I want has come, but for a long time, I have been in Lacrimosa. I feel very tired and want to give up. I don't know what to do.

20. I'm tired of paying so much, and finally I'll wait and see. Not love, but possession. I'm fed up with this forbidden day and ready to leave silly girl.

2 1. When I get old, I don't want to take the initiative to maintain any relationship that makes me feel tired, because I believe in love, don't force it, just wait quietly.

22. It's too difficult to wait for a change of heart, so why do you feel wronged? A person who doesn't know how to cherish doesn't have to insist. Maybe it's too easy to get, never lost, or maybe I really don't care. Is it so hard to admit your mistakes? I can't even apologize, but I'm tired and can't think any more. There is only one person who really loves each other and should not go to the end.

23. Falling in love is really tiring. If you want someone who can do anything for yourself, it will save you a lot of trouble and mental fatigue.

24. There is no requirement for the other half, which may be the sublimation of accumulated extreme disappointment. what is love ? It is enough for you to say that he is in love. If you are tired, take the kidney.

25. If the last thing left in a relationship is disappointment, why not leave, friendship or love? There is no need to maintain any tired relationship.

26. It turns out that love is really consuming. I have been hurt many times and my heart is tired.