On New Year's Eve in 2022, Chinese New Year's Eve tells jokes. In 2022, I paid a New Year call to my colleagues.

1. If it took me all my luck to meet you, please stay away from me. I want to play cards in the new year.

2. The New Year is a fork in the road to happiness, and then you will be happy with everything and smile often every day.

3, Chinese New Year cough, can be solved with a red envelope, try not to talk, even if you kill me with a red envelope.

4. Let blessings surround you, let money spare you, and let all the beautiful things in the world haunt you!

The annual lie began to be staged in every family. Give me the lucky money and we'll keep it for you.

6. When the New Year comes, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up, be respected, play tricks, can't eat, come back!

7. If I were winter vacation homework, I would rely on my own efforts to fill myself with rich knowledge, so that I can celebrate the New Year without causing trouble to my host.

8. Tomorrow is New Year's Eve. I still watch three parties at home quietly and comfort myself that I am not alone.

9. He said he would accompany me for the New Year, but he turned to play games.

10. Draw a full stop for yourself after the Chinese New Year. Some people will see you again or never see you again.

1 1. In order to prevent the Chinese New Year from spending money indiscriminately, I have spent all my money in advance. This is me, unexpected me, I am me, different fireworks, I think I'm going to get angry!

12. It seems that there are only two opportunities to disturb you once a year, one is to say Happy Birthday and the other is to say Happy New Year.

13. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it around. In fact, I'm really afraid of being pushed away.

14. Too many New Years to make a wish. Be nice to yourself. It's getting better every year.

15, visiting relatives during the Spring Festival is the most basic Spring Festival etiquette, regardless of grade or salary, and friends know it well.

16, the old year, I forgot all the painful things. A happy life will accompany you in the new year.

17, those with objects are called New Year's Eve, and those without objects are called staying up late at most.

18. Don't panic when I get drunk and talk to you during the Chinese New Year. Because those are my true words, hidden in my heart for so long, I can finally say them.

19, although you can celebrate the New Year anywhere in the ends of the earth, for wanderers, returning home for the New Year is the ultimate destination.

20. Whenever my relatives see me during the Chinese New Year, they will say, so cute and gentle! I thought to myself, these ignorant humans.

2 1, someone asked me if I was still alone on New Year's Eve? Half a person. I'm afraid I'll scare you.

22. When you see someone you like going to New Year's Eve with others, you have to pretend to be calm and not cry.

23. before the spring festival, what is lacking is the new year's goods, and what is not lacking is the taste of the year. It's the Spring Festival now, and there are plenty of new year's goods, but there is no flavor of the year!

24. I am one year older. I hope that I can realize my unfulfilled wish on the next level, sublimate my existing achievements and achieve everything!

25. The Spring Festival is coming soon. The little cute people who want red envelopes during the Spring Festival remember to say me in a private letter, asking me to delete you, so as not to affect my Spring Festival.

If you don't like me, please hit me in the face with a red envelope during the Chinese New Year.

27. Do something for your brothers and sisters today. If any relative asks you about your grades, you can ask him how much he got for the year-end award.

28. Spring Festival travel rush is here again, China. Looking around the Great Wall, there are a lot of bags and bags, and migrant workers are surging. Tickets are hard to buy.

29. China New Year is coming. Is there anyone you want to see but can't?

30. When a family went downstairs to set off firecrackers, the whole city was deafening with firecrackers. Colorful fireworks rose, and the whole city was immersed in the sound of fireworks.

3 1, Happy New Year, thank you, I will be with you in the future.

I don't want to celebrate the New Year. I'm a little annoyed. Whether I owe it or not, I have to pay it back. I don't want to celebrate the New Year, so it's hard. Suitable for all ages, young and middle-aged are hard to spoil. It's hard to celebrate the New Year, but it's hard every year!

33. Inform you in advance that the embarrassment and refusal on your face when you get a red envelope is really just a form of etiquette.

34. I am most afraid of seeing a child smiling at you with his ears covered, and you still don't know where the gun is.

35. Before the Spring Festival, what is lacking is the new year's goods, and what is not lacking is the taste of the year. It's the Spring Festival now, and there are some new year's goods, but there is no annual flavor.

36. If there is an object, it is called New Year's Eve. If there is no object, it is called staying up late.

37, while young, there is no reason not to rush, even if you lose, you lose beautifully! To my 2020.

38. Dear yourself, be happy in 2020!

39. What I care about is not the people who accompany me for the New Year, but the people who are still there after many years.

40. Who was with you for the New Year last year? Who is with you now?

4 1, for a foodie, he has been losing weight instead of gaining weight in the new year.

42. The new year is as usual, and there is no need to look forward to the wishes of the new year. Only some special people tell you with their hearts: I have been with you for another year.

43. I want to give you a super cute New Year gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

44. Little friends, what do you want to do most on the first day of 2020?

45. Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.

46. There are 364 days before the Chinese New Year. Looking back on the last Chinese New Year, it seems like yesterday.

47. The most hypocritical sentence of Chinese New Year is: Hey, come as soon as you come and bring something.

48. I hope you can throw a bunch of red envelopes at my face for such a simple and rude affection.

49. Going out to pay New Year greetings is like collecting protection money. You not only eat other people's food, but also collect money.

50. People struggle in a foreign land through thick and thin. Only by returning to my hometown for the New Year can I heal my wounds and relieve pain.

5 1, now you call me husband, and you won't be alone in a few days on New Year's Eve.

52. A new year, new wishes, new hopes and a new life. I wish you a good New Year and Spring Festival!

53. Happy New Year. Tell me in advance if you want a red envelope for the Chinese New Year, so that I can delete you and it won't affect my Chinese New Year.

54. How many sentences I miss you, hiding in a disguised group, Happy New Year.

55. I am most afraid of seeing a child smiling at you with his ears covered, but you don't know where the gun is.

56. In the new year, I made three wishes, one is to find the right person, the other is that the right person will find me, and the third is that many right people will find me!

57. I want to give you a super cute New Year gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

58. Have money but no money to go home for the New Year.

59. Lucky money is something that adults give to adults and show to children on the road.

60. Say I'm asleep. She asked me, don't you pass the new year? Do I have to spend the New Year alone?

6 1. It turns out that the saddest thing is not that you spend the New Year alone, but that the person who accompanied you this year may not be with you today next year.

62. New Year's Eve was deleted by my favorite person. I know how to wave my hand.

63. I am wondering whether to sleep until next year or wait until next year.

Never go to the toilet at 23: 59 tonight, or you won't be able to get out next year.

65. Let happiness hug you tightly, let troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, let health take good care of you, and let happiness smile at you forever! I wish you a happy new year.

66. My 20 19 is about to pass, and the arrival of 2020 will give me much sadness.

67. Even the colorful New Year fireworks in the city can't tempt us to go home with firm eyes.

68. In the new year, I hope all expectations can appear, all dreams can come true, all hopes can come true, and all efforts can be fulfilled! Happy new year.

69. Fold a curved paper boat and send you my thoughts and wishes for that month like underwater. Wish you a happy holiday!

70. Every time you receive the lucky money, pretend to be embarrassed to push it around. Actually, I'm afraid of being really pushed away.

7 1, don't show off your lucky money with me unless it's your treat.

72. I am most afraid of Chinese New Year. I politely pushed open your red envelope, but you believed it.

73. Remember to send me a red envelope if you can still get lucky money during the New Year. You must remember that I am not a child, and I can protect you in the future.

74. It will be New Year's Eve soon. Been together for four years. How can you be willing to leave?

75. The lucky money you receive now is the debt you will pay in the future.

76. Children learn to be bad when they have money. In order to be a good person, please give me all the lucky money you received.

77. Do you want to consider staying with me? You can get all the lucky money.

78. Boys who don't give red envelopes to girls in the New Year have short legs, bachelor or kidney deficiency.

I'm afraid I'll get up tomorrow night, so I'll book the first sunshine of the New Year for you. Happy New Year!

80. The saddest thing about Chinese New Year every year is that I politely refused your red envelope, which you take for granted.