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The most provocative and overbearing love story, romantic and warm-hearted, is a must for master routines in love!

1. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor. I doubt that you are a book, otherwise the more I read, the more I want to sleep.

Listening to you say good night before going to bed every night is my simplest and lasting happiness.

Give me your hand and hold you until you die.

5. Have you gained weight recently? No, why do you say that? Then why is it getting heavier and heavier in my heart?

6. Guess which side of my heart is, the left, and the wrong one is yours.

7. Do you know who I like? I don't know. Just look at the first word.

8. You look like her, like who? My next girlfriend.

9. Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution.

10. When is your birthday? Why tell you? I forgot my bank card password.

1 1. I copied the love letter, but I really love you.

12. What is the best love story you have ever written? I'm alive and alone.

13. No one in this world is qualified to like you except me!

14. I want to give you happiness by myself. I don't trust others.

15. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Let's get married! I'll treat you.

16. Do you know who I like? I don't know, just look at the first word.

17. For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!

18. I have an ancestral chromosome for you!

19. Let's talk! About what? Fall in love.

20. Do you have a lighter? No, then how did you light up my heart?

She was moved by the warm-hearted and overbearing love words she said to the girl.

In fact, when you fall in love with a girl, you must not be too decorative as writing a composition, otherwise it will appear deliberate and make your sister ignore sincerity. Sometimes it is easier to poke a girl's heart by telling her warm-hearted love words in simple words. 1

I was shot by an arrow, Cupid. Son of a bitch, it's really hard.

2

I am very happy when I am with you. It's too short to walk for a while. three

I can't control my expression. I'm talking nonsense, but I'm lucky to meet you, just happy.

four

How was your day?

I had a boring day ... until you talked to me. five

Some people think that love is sex, marriage, a kiss at six in the morning and a bunch of children. Maybe it's true, but you know what I think?

I think love is trying to touch and take back your hand.

six

People like me don't like making new friends very much.

You know, introducing your past is very tiring.

But the day I met you, I wanted to show you my first half of my life as a movie, so that you could see the snow I saw in Hulunbeier, the deserted streets I walked, and the drunken nights I spent, making up for all the life you failed to participate in.

then what Come with me.

seven

I want to be the wind and tease you.

eight

After a breakup and reconciliation, he asked me: How do you feel about me now?

I can't think of it at the moment, because the only feeling I had for him before was that I liked him, but now I don't.

I thought for a moment and said to him, I don't seem to like you as much as before, but I think I can marry you. nine

I am a person who is used to staying up late.

I don't know when I want to go to bed early more and more.

Because sleeping can make time pass faster, time passes faster, and I can see you faster.

I don't want you to know that I miss you very much,

Just now, at 22: 27, I am closer to you.

10

Do you want to know what my love for you is?

I like you from the bottom of my heart, and I feel that your every move is very kind. You like others more than me, and I am unhappy.

If you like others, I will cry, but I still like you.

Will you repay me with such love?

I am happy when you are happy, and I will comfort you when you are sad.

And I don't love anyone else.

1 1

I can be what you want,

Because I just want you.

12

I will still love you very much next year, a little more than this year and a little less than the future.

13

I have walked many roads, crossed many bridges, seen many shapes of clouds and drunk many kinds of wine in my life, but I have only loved one person at the right age.

14

My courage and your courage add up to deal with the world. I dare not let the world hear our voice alone. With you, I dare.

15

I used to worry about who I would be with when I grew up.

Actually, I've been worried about who I'll be with in the future.

Fortunately, I met you now, neither too early nor too late;

Fortunately, God left you to me, so you, like me, made me like you so much.

16

Not that much, just a little. I only glanced at you.

17

Do you know what it's like to like someone?

The whole world is like you.

I was talking and laughing with my friends at the last minute, and suddenly I thought of you, and my mind was full of you.

When you are lost, I always regard you as still by my side, so happiness is you, sadness is you, friends are you, and everything is you.

There may be more than one kind of romance, but it is not difficult to say sweet words.

Lovers who have been together for a long time, no matter how deep their feelings are, need a little sweet talk to adjust their boring life.

Love words, stress is a love word.

It's very distracting and tempting, to show your love for that person.

Anyway, sweet words are for people you like, and you don't need to give a speech on stage.

Why not roll up your sleeves, have a thicker skin and learn to flirt with your girlfriend?

Love needs to be done with your heart, but you need to say it with your heart.

Love words to save straight men

△ The person you like wants you to praise you in different ways every day. What should you say?

You are ridiculously beautiful, as if you will sprout when you talk.

I have no choice but to spoil people like you.

I feel that there is a whole universe in your eyes, and every time you look at me, it is full of stars.

You are a very lovely person, you really deserve to meet the best person, and I really hope I am.

I want to develop in an indescribable direction with my sister paper.

The night tonight is really beautiful.

I don't want to sleep, I just want to sleep with you.

You said that the humble room smells incense and the Xiting drinks. Later, seven times a night, sleepless.

Seriously, I like your enthusiasm. You can warm me.

I hate my lukewarm thinking. Maybe I am a bad person, but as long as you kiss me, I will become better.

△ If you are in a long-distance relationship with her, what should you say?

There are two kinds of time:

Time with you, time apart from you.

If you come at four o'clock in the afternoon and leave at three o'clock, I will feel very happy.

The Little Prince

I am bored. It's cold and rainy. I have nothing to eat. I am too lazy to do anything. I just want to lean on your shoulder and listen to you.

If it weren't for the weirdness of this world, I would be with you forever.

Zhu Shenghao

Three, three, just look at how messy my letters are, and you will understand how messy my heart is. I don't want to write or say anything. My hands are so cold, you should pinch them.

Shen Congwen

△ If you want to tell her that I love you, what should you say?

Do you want to know what my love for you is?

I just like you from the bottom of my heart. I think your every move is very kind. You like others more than me, and I am not happy. If you like others, I will cry, but I still like you.

I am rich today, and I ate your candy. Because you gave it to me, sugar is of course very delicious.

But you must know that no matter how happy a person is, if his happiness is only known to himself and no one tells him, he is always lonely.

I'm afraid I'll never meet anyone like you again. I have the same taste, the same musical taste, the same three views, the same cynicism and the same brain circuit. You don't have to say the next sentence, so I know what you are going to say. I looked at you, and both of them understood each other and started laughing together.

So I can't miss you.

I want to say ...

Many times I don't know how to express it.

Love is always hidden in the eyes.

You didn't know it was hidden in this passage.

In fact, I know that no matter how many examples I give, only some people will get a little understanding, while others are still at a loss.

After all, not everyone is born embarrassed and naturally good at expressing. What's more, it is not easy to express delicate feelings overnight.

Love words don't need to be complicated. The most important thing is that you dare to say it. Frankly speaking, even the simplest sentence, you look good today, which will make girls very tempted.

I once dated a boy, a clumsy and stuffy science and engineering man.

Before we were together, he never said anything like I was beautiful.

He waited for me at the school gate until our first official date. When he saw me walking in front of him, he suddenly blushed for a long time and said, you look great today.

On the other hand, I just wore a plain white T-shirt and a denim skirt that day, but I was happy all day because of his words.

Up to now, I have forgotten a lot about the date of that day, but I remember this sentence very clearly, and I also remember the feeling as sweet as soaking in a honey pot.

So you see, the way to make my sister's paper happy is not only the bag and lipstick, but also the charm of a little love story sometimes exceeds 18 cm.

Anyway, there is enough time to talk about love,

Because I love you, but I can't say it all my life.

The most provocative routine love story

1. I don't want to hit the south wall, I want to hit my husband in the chest.

I like you today, too.

If you go to a place without doors or windows, don't worry, you are in my heart.

Seeing you, my possessiveness exceeds the standard.

I have seen many street signs, but why is there no way to your heart?

If you give me 50 cents, we can get together.

7. When you don't bother me, I think you are so annoying.

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

9. Your whole body is radiant. Come home with me. There is no street lamp on my way home.

10. Do you want me to apologize or confess?

1 1. You are the wind and I am the sand. When I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, and there is Sahara from then on.

12. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me.

13. When you laugh, the thunder is gentle and the rainstorm is silent.

14. Do you know what to build in winter? Cover it, my baby.

15. Let me live in your heart or your bed.

16. If you feel tired, come and hide in my arms.

17.30 The firecrackers were not as loud as I expected.

18. I can't tell you, but I like you.

19. I'm quite sure. No kissing.

20. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

2 1. I won't foolishly ask you who is important, your mother or me, because the people who are important to you are also important to me.

22. My quilt is fragrant, soft and comfortable. Would you like to go with me?

23. My heart is broken. Can you come in and fix it?

24. I am a playboy. I like you all the time.

I found that you can't even read 26 English letters. Why do I love you?

26. I don't think I'm stupid at all. At least I taught myself how to like you.

I just like you. You are mine.

28. I have endured you for a long time! So what do you want? I want to put up with you all my life.

29. I want to enter your body and grow like a mushroom.

30. I have loneliness and strong liquor. Would you like to go with me?

3 1. I have two ice creams. Come here. Come here, I'll show you.

How do you say I like you? It's warmer in winter than a stove, and sweeter than a cold cake in summer.

Imagine we should have an old dog in the future. Every night, you walk the dog and I walk you.

The warmest love story _ romantic love story

The warmest love story _ romantic love story 1, you are the man I cherish with my life. The coldest Norway will be warm with you.

In the worst and most difficult time, you walk with me, and when I cheer, you smile silently.

As time goes by, you are the warmest in my heart. On the road of life, your company is the most beautiful journey. Ups and downs, all walked together.

Looking back at that time, we were very happy. Only with you can I know what love is. Only you really love me, I understand.

If I can choose my time, I want to go back in time. My condolences and love for you.

6. Since people you like may not be together, try to buy what you like.

7. I don't know whether I like it or not, but I know that I am very happy every minute with you.

8. It's 0: 00 on February 14. Turn off your cell phone after receiving my love words. I am the only one for you.

9. As long as you nod, we will go together and go to any place in the world. Brother Lu is beautiful and crowded with people. We will fall in love while walking.

Classic romantic love story (1) 10, if you have someone who can chat with you regularly every day, you are happier than most people.

1 1, some songs are still afraid to touch, because I can't stop thinking about you. Since it is broken, it should be broken more neatly.

12, I spend all my time with you to make you happy. In the end, you still think I didn't give you freedom.

13, accompany you to see the scenery all the way, and finally find that having you by my side is the best scenery.

14, I miss every moment with you. Memories are full of your shadow.

15, tears in the sun, silence under the starlight, nothing, because my heart is full of you.

16, the steps of life are very simple. As long as you work hard to complete the steps, the stage above is gorgeous.

17, holding your hand and accompanying you through the years, this road is long but only you and me.

18, if my love for you must be expressed in water, then my love for you is like a downpour.

19, dear yourself, don't care too much. Some people care too much about some things. In front of the most important things, we are the least valuable.

Dear, today is the day when you come out of your shell. I hope we can live together forever. No matter what happens, let's spend it hand in hand.

2 1, the world of mortals has no end, I just quietly guard you and my faint happiness, which is enough.

22. I only remember that I am the only one for you, because I don't allow anyone except me to be nice to you.

23. In this world, there has never been a saying that wealth is hereditary and success or failure is hereditary. As long as you work hard, as long as you struggle, you will succeed.

24. Every boy is a sleeping angel. If you like, you are the princess who wakes him up.

25. Call your name, write your name and draw your name in the lightest voice in the world. Your dreams are full of your names.

Dear, I will leave a large space in my heart to kill time for you, so that you don't have to worry about alienating each other because you forget to contact.

One of the greatest secrets in life is that there is no big secret. No matter what your goal is, you can achieve it as long as you are willing to work hard.

28. Honey, what kind of ring do you like? I will go to New Orleans for my honeymoon with you, which will be the most luxurious and comfortable. Gone with the Wind

29. The hardest thing to do: lose weight, go to bed early and get up early, and let the people you like like like like themselves.

30. Hobbies can accompany you all your life, but people can't, so you should do what you want.

3 1, reality tells us that we must always get used to being alone, and only the scenery you pass by will accompany you.

32. I will care about you carefully, and I will boldly confess to you. If love can be said earlier, I should know what to do.

In the brand-new spring, I would rather have nothing, only you like me and love me, and I need me.

34. Appropriateness means being with you without deliberately finding a topic. It is natural to have no temper, and you don't need to be particularly careful.

Jiraiya: Freedom is more important than anything else. Go do your thing, but be friendly.

Please tell me if you want to travel, because I want to travel with you. (finishing)

37. Forget all the good and bad before. Before I met you, I was happy to admit that I had never lived.

38. I will accompany you where you want to go and focus on the rest of our lives.

If I can live one more day, I will spend the remaining 24 hours with you.

40. Love is blind and bitter, as long as you are happy. If you can be happy, can I really be satisfied?

4 1, I throw stones, you throw cloth, I lose, I will accompany you all my life. You throw stones, I throw cloth, you lose, you have to accompany me for a lifetime.

42. Because I know there is always a smiling Gu Xiaobei waiting for me at the end of the road, which makes me brave. The best thing is to be with you often.

43. Don't wait for your ability to catch up with the person you like, because it may be too late then.

Dear, my youth is limited, and I can't afford to wait all my life. Honey, make me proud once. This time, I don't want you.

45. I believe that you are my lifelong belief and shoulder, protecting me and giving me a paradise of love.

46. Some people say that the ferris wheel crosses the sky only to be with the person you like.

47, dear yourself, please remember that there is no hurdle, it's no big deal to smile.

48. Cherish those who accompany you and appreciate those who wait for you. Those beautiful ideas in life are as simple as that.

49. I hope I can accompany you to sing heroic and sad songs and accompany you to float and sink the glory and ups and downs of life.

Classic romantic love story (2) 50. My love for you has been suppressed in my subconscious, and my love for you has been buried in my bone marrow.

5 1, as long as I am with you, what else do I not want? Let me protect you forever!

You are the only ray of sunshine in my gloomy life, but this ray of sunshine is not the only one that shines on me.

53. There are not so many plots in life, but reliable people can accompany you to live a dull life without too many tricks.

I can feel that your love for me is fading, while my love for you is increasing.

Dear, I must love you. Even if our love is simple and common, I will never let it leave quietly.

56. I am poor, but I will love you forever; I am crazy, but I will be crazy for you; I am ugly, but I will give you the most beautiful gentleness!

57. I have never doubted that my love for you is a little biased. Since we met, it is as beautiful as a fairy tale, and my eternal love for you will last forever.

58. When you stop to see the scenery along the way, don't forget that there is another person who has been with you.

59. I think my life is too short and you think your freedom is too long. I am your Conan dream, and you are my inevitable destination.

There is no one outside, only yourself. What you are and what you see.

6 1, "Tokyo Fairy Journey": I met you when I gradually felt that the city was very cold.

62. If you don't go to the south, you can escape the wind and frost. If you don't take him away, you are wandering around. As long as you knock on my door, you will accompany you through rain or shine.

63. It may be love at first sight or love for a long time. Maybe it's natural to be together, and it may take a long time to win your heart.

Honey, let's not be strangers. Honey, let's get back together.

65. I just want to be the only one for you, and I will always accompany you to the end. Never leave, never leave.

66. Liking is an uncontrollable emotion. When it goes deep into the heart, it becomes an uncontrollable emotion of love.

67. If the world really has the end of the world, then I will accompany you to the last second.

68. I am your harbor. When you are tired and bored, I will hug you with open arms.

69. I believe in the theory that the person you like is actually an illusion, and it is another self that you project on others.

70. Jealousy is the most obvious confession, waiting is the stupidest confession, and companionship is the longest confession.

7 1, the truest possession, you are in my years. The most beautiful feeling is that you love me and each other.

72. If you want me to thank you for your experience. I guess I just wanted to thank you. You are my greatest experience. It is also an experience that accompanied me the most.

When the water dries up and the flowers wither, my love for you is endless.

Although I can't accompany you to the end, I will let you have a good memory.

75. The amount of water in this place is amazing. As long as you stand in an empty place, there must be a big or small river bend flowing into your eyes.

76. Many people pass by in the busy street, but I turn a blind eye and think of you.

77. I didn't sing a whole love song to anyone completely, just like you didn't accompany me to the end.

78. In our dear land, how many simple flowers bloom silently in the barren hills.

79. Dear, I hope we can be together forever. How I wish my happiness was given by you.

80. Why do you say that flowers bloom on the other side? He accompanied you to see the flowers bloom, but in the end it was me.

8 1, I want to hide you in my heart and slowly walk into your dream. Your smile is my greatest motivation.

82. You are a flower, I am a grass, and I am just right with you. You are the wind, I am the rain, and I am with you.

83. These are all on your mind. Only I can read them. The others walked too fast to see them.

Dear, we are destined to be together in this life, so no matter what happens in the future, don't let go of each other's hands.

85. In fact, you don't have to travel all over Qian Shan to find happiness. As long as you have a contented heart, then happiness lies in you.

86. I am waiting for someone to accompany you to the old place. I'm waiting for someone to accompany you to the end of time.

87. I miss the happy days with you. At that time, I was so happy.

88. After having a nightmare, the whole person will shrink up and read aloud. Honey, where are you?

89. I don't want to be with you anymore. Actually, I'm not satisfied with you. The love you gave me is too depressing. I've had enough.

90. I want to climb mountains and mountains with you, enjoy the clouds and the wind, count the stars and enjoy a pot of good tea until dawn.

9 1, I don't want to be separated from you in the vast sea of people, and I don't want to be a stranger with you.

92. I think if I can meet you, I'll pull away all the terrible memories of the past and become a blank authority with you.

93. Don't ask me what kind of person I like, ask me what kind of person I like.

If I could go back in time, I would cherish every day with you.

95. Me Before You, my sky is gray. After knowing you, my sky is completely dark.

96. If I could do it all over again, I would rather you were my refuge. If time can go back, I hope you are the only one in my life.

97. I send you twelve roses, which means that you are my most precious. Actually, I'm serious about this relationship.

98. Girls. In fact, I can see you every day when I open my eyes. I feel that this day has not been wasted. If I'm really with you, Then my life has not been in vain.

99. Dude, please don't look at me with suspicion. Please believe me, you are the only one in my heart.

100, may every brand-new day bring you a good feeling of excitement, joy and expectation. Pursuing perfection will eventually get what you want.