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A complete collection of stories about eating and drinking

How can you be beautiful if you have beauty, how can you be fat if you have delicious food, how can you have strong wind with bangs, why don’t I give birth to my partner.

In the deep drifting life of a person, when you get off work at night and eat barbecue alone, don’t forget to give yourself a toast.

I really cherish today when I have enough food, drink enough, and sleep comfortably. I have done everything I wanted to do.

Whether two people can stay together for a long time, three views are very important, but for foodies, three meals are more important.

I like to eat when I am unhappy. I get fat when I eat. I am very unhappy when I gain weight.

Eating late night snacks alone is too much and can’t be finished. Eating alone without you to share with me is also very lonely.

Since it is too difficult to be your charming, cute and sensible little princess, then I will be your dad who can’t knock down a hundred bottles of wine.

Some people accompany me to drink wine in the early morning, some people accompany me to eat porridge in the early morning, and some people accompany me to leave as soon as possible. The whole screen is full of love and my heart is drunk.

In this world, only love and food cannot be let down. Love has already been let down too much, and food cannot be let down anymore.

After a week of mourning, various emotions have accumulated in my heart, including life, work, and emotions. After losing a lot of weight, I still have stomach problems and I still need to drink Chinese medicine.

A person should also eat well and take it seriously. Eating is not loneliness, but enjoyment and freedom!

Those who understand good food will not eat well-cooked steak; those who understand love will not promise to last forever.

I get drunk alone, and I don’t regret it until my heart is broken. Since you choose to retreat, I will fulfill your beauty.

I was walking alone in the city, holding a wine bottle, as if I was carrying the love I had last night, and I couldn’t bear to leave it.

The world of children is so pure. They are happy when they have enough to eat and drink, and they can sleep peacefully in the warm embrace.

Every time I have to eat and drink before I remember to take pictures, but this is really the happiest and most complete Christmas I have ever had.

Porridge in the morning tastes better than wine at night, so in order to wait for the time to drink porridge, I stayed up for a while to maintain my health.

Today is a nice day, so I forgot about the smog and haze. Walking on the road, I feel like I am full of food and drink, and I am really happy to take a leisurely stroll.

The last words of a foodie: Just give me something else, cook me a piece of Haidilao and two waiters.

There is no love without food. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you fall in love without a meal? Let me see!

Life is really interesting. People who are destined to meet will meet each other no matter how they run around.

I have just finished my midnight snack, I am full and full, and the person I love most is by my side. At this moment, I am the happiest pig.

I suddenly coughed violently at three o'clock last night, which woke me up and made me unable to fall asleep. It was very painful to start drinking Chinese medicine when I woke up.

Move forward, believe in your dreams and persist. Only in this way will you have a chance to prove yourself and find the dignity and honor you want.

Wine at night is not as good as porridge in the morning! I can never drink alcohol again, but I never drink porridge either.

Look at the beautiful scenery outside the window, make yourself a favorite dinner, and finish it leisurely, it is really pleasant!

Foodies are actually great. Even though they are in danger of dying of obesity, they still eat non-stop.

There is an old legend that says that those who see beautiful women on the Beijing University of Posts and Telecommunications campus will live forever.

I also drink traditional Chinese medicine to treat myself