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QQ question: I am straight. How can I answer without disturbing me?

No. 1 Please don't laugh at us for being short, it's as annoying as saying you girls are fat!

Girls must remember that respect is mutual, everyone has imperfections, and men pretend not to care on the surface, but they just don't want to show petty feelings. You must understand this little idea!

In fact, we are really proud. We can do anything at home. Outside, let me pretend, okay?

Men are a little male chauvinistic. In front of outsiders, they always hope that their women are innocent girls and obedient to themselves, but girls all have a princess dream and hope to have a knight to guard them at all times. But it's really bad to embarrass men by their boyfriends' love, affection, arrogance and regardless of occasions. Remember, give a boy enough face outside, and he will give you the right to work indefinitely at home.

No.3 is in his twenties, so he can't afford to buy a house himself. Please don't pin your hopes on boys of the same age. That makes no difference. Let's fight together!

Now the boy is really Alexander the Great. It seems that only if they have a house, a car and a deposit can they be qualified to pursue love. In fact, young people in their twenties are all the same. As long as they work hard enough, make progress enough and love you enough, fight with them! There will be love, and so will bread.

No.4 boys are far from as strong as you think. When you are sad, remember to give me a loving hug!

Every boy has a small mutual Covenant in his heart, and they also want to be pampered. Moreover, boys are far from being as strong as they think. Remember to give him a loving hug when their career is frustrated, their feelings are hurt and their mood is low, so that he can gain the strength to continue fighting.

No.5 boys will become so timid when they meet really rare girls. If you happen to be rare, can you give me a hint?

In fact, when a boy meets a girl he really likes, he will become super timid, not as brave and desperate as he imagined. They are afraid that they are not even qualified to look at her from a distance after being rejected, and they are afraid that they can't give her a happy life. He has many misgivings. If you just love him, give him a hint!

No.6 when you are together, don't have too much interaction with the opposite sex, okay? After all, we can see his purpose at a glance.

Male animals are very possessive, so are men. They want their women to be isolated from the opposite sex all over the world. Once a man's jealousy is overturned, it really gets out of hand. However, no matter how good the opposite sex is, you should also know not to cross the line when you have an object, regardless of gender!

No.7 can you not let me guess, be afraid, be afraid of guessing the wrong owner and ignore me?

Many women hope that men can guess their thoughts with a glance, but the emotional intelligence of straight men is often not enough, which makes their girlfriends unhappy and don't know how to coax them, and sometimes makes them feel ridiculous. In fact, smart girls should learn to communicate with straight men and let them know what you think and love.

No.8 don't bring up the past, how many storms in life, is it interesting to turn over old scores?