What’s the best way to post to Moments when it’s hot?

The weather is too hot. Post the following sentences on WeChat Moments:

1. The weather is extremely hot, there is no wind at all, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

2. Anyone who asks you out for dinner in this weather must be a life-and-death acquaintance, and the conversation must be about life-long matters!

3. It’s so hot that all the beggars kneeling and writing with chalk and lying down pretending to be sick are gone.

4. It is no longer shameful to show affection these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

5. There was no cloud in the sky, a scorching sun overhead, no wind, and all the trees stood there listlessly.

6. The hot weather makes people irritable, and the sudden rainstorms also make people irritable. When I look in the mirror and see myself, I feel irritable.