Zhong tasty gexing signboard daquan

1, salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

2, the road you choose, you have to walk on your knees.

It must be hard for you to watch someone you like pour out his heart for another person.

4. Rats can surf the Internet, otherwise why they are called rats.

5. Because I once loved a madness, I saw you still smiling.

6, my pride, don't allow you to trample.

7. It's really embarrassing to talk about people who even want to eat and drink water. Only after I shit.

8, women's * * and nagging will make men unable to parry.

9. Be open-minded when you meet a master in love, so that you won't feel guilty when you meet a killer in love.

10, a woman's belly is made by a man, and a man's belly is made by a man. The former is due to fertilization, and the latter is due to alcohol.

1 1, let me think freely. Please also enjoy this freedom. Isn't this the most wonderful interpersonal relationship?

12, I am used to having you, and I am very happy to have you. I'm afraid of losing you, too.

13, all kinds of bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes.

14, go home early on business trip, call downstairs first, at least give them time to get dressed.

15, since ancient times, whoever has no shit in his life has to pull early and pull late.

16, with so much youth, Jiao Jiao B is naughty everywhere.

17, I'm embarrassed to tell my boyfriend what to do when I buy sanitary napkins in the future, saying that I want to buy clothes for my aunt.

18, love or not is between your legs, look at yourself.

19, if you have another woman in mind, then I can sleep with another man under the bed.

20. I have been expecting you to come to me, with messy hair and unshaven beard, knocking at my door with regret.

2 1, wash your proud bangs, you can throw out 2 pounds of oil!

22, men enjoy a moment, women enjoy the whole process.

23, bow down by courage, look up at strength.

24. The supporting role also has the opportunity to appear, but you have erased my part.

25. It's hard to love someone. It's fun to love two people, but it's over to love three.

26. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

27. There is a kind of brother in society, but the brother is not your object.

28, the broken pot has its own broken lid, and the nun has love; Why am I waiting, waiting for your arrival!

29. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

30. A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

3 1, I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

32. The behavior of crazy people is not abnormal, but you are not like them.

33. Remember that I am still here, and remember that I am still in love.

The road ahead is still so long, I don't know the ending and I don't make assumptions. I just want to see my whole life.

35, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

36. My aunt is a bloody ghost and sanitary napkins are vampires.

37. My life is decided by me, not by God. God wants to destroy me and I will destroy God.

38. I like the feeling of winning, so I am overbearing. I must be the only one in your heart.

39, lingering without wearing a condom, taste is taste.

40. Is it wrong to secretly love you or to confess to you?

4 1, don't underestimate me, I am Maitreya!

42. A woman will fall in love with a man who looks down on her, and a man will fall in love with a woman who looks up to him.

I blame myself for being too young. I don't know if I'm a man or a dog.

44. If you reduce your dependence and expectation, you will live well.

45. I'm sorry that this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sexual desire.

46. On a busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe in it.

47. Either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society.

48. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

49. I used up my last strength just to smile at you like a sunflower.

50. As a woman, is it so difficult to want a simple love like "work at sunrise and rest at sunset"?

5 1, how many tigers are beautiful women, and how many beautiful women are greedy for cheap.

52. What do you think you are a condom?

If the enemy can make you angry, it means that you are not sure you can beat him.

54. The world is more wonderful with you and better without you!

55. The little sunflower mother started her class. The child always has a bad cough. Most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Have a casual meal.

We have no choice but to grow old together.

57. The man I love is also worried, so the more affectionate he is, the more heartless he is.

58. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong!

59. Boss, have a bowl of noodles with Chinese sauerkraut.

60, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

6 1, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

62. Teacher, you are neither beautiful nor cute. Why should I keep staring at you in class?

63. I can't recite a book just like I can't shit, which makes me feel unspeakable pain.

64. If you offend me, I will make you feel the beauty of being alive!

You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

66. Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

67. Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!

68. People decorate clothes, horses decorate saddles and dogs run with bells.

For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

70. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

7 1, take a step back and let go. One world.

72. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people pee and look in the mirror.

73. A strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.

74. I am reluctant to let go. Lovelorn, unforgettable.

75. You just had a tacit understanding with each other, but you let go and chose to abandon it.

76, calm is a kind of life accomplishment, innocence is a kind of personality.

77. A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

78. Teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and they always look at B and cry.

79. The division of labor is different: before a man goes to work, his wife wears a tie, and before going to bed, his lover unfastens his belt.

80. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

8 1, the so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf.

82. When I love you, you are what you say; I don't love you. What do you say you are?

83. You can be fickle and simple, and I can be promiscuous and thorough. Who can't live without who?

84. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

85. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

86. I put a stuffy fart in the elevator, and I shouted "something is burnt", so the whole elevator sucked my fart clean.

87. No matter how good the chain is, it can't stop the dog who wants to run, and no matter how good the treatment is, it can't satisfy the greedy heart.

88. Where did you fall? Where did you get up? The same place fell again. I suspect there is a pit there.

89. I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

90, gunfire, gongs and drums, I am the hooligan I am afraid of!

9 1, live a natural life and be yourself.

92. I am not a child of a rich family. I have no choice but to struggle.

93. The word ambiguity, literally, means missing the day. But one pretends to have love and the other pretends to have a future.

94. When the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

95. I can't keep up with you every step, but the distance is getting farther and farther.

96, sexy and not coquettish, derailed and chaste.

97. I will never say I love you. This is the tacit understanding between us.

98. Don't tell me the stories of ordinary people.

99, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.