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As for the post-80s personality, the grown-up post-70s are forced to grow up, but they don't want to grow up without 9.

After 70 who have grown up, after 80 who were forced to grow up, after 90 who didn't want to grow up, after 00 who didn't grow up.

You can love everything about your boyfriend except money.

It is better to fail in something you like than to succeed in something you hate.

I believe you so much that I doubt myself.

I feel sorry for every unhappy child who is still laughing.

It doesn't matter if you comfort yourself every time you finish the exam, it's important to participate!

We are all getting old too fast, but we are too smart.

The earth is round because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again.

You can't speak ill of others behind their backs. If you are not satisfied, you can choose to make it clear to your face, or rot in your stomach forever.

Don't promise others things easily, make sure you can still do it.

What do you mean redundant? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

Don't live up to the youth you should be fighting for.

Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards.

Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets!

When you hear someone say: I can't forget it! In fact, he is saying: I don't want to forget!

I've been closing the door behind me all my life! When you close the door, you will also forget everything in the past, whether it is a beautiful achievement or an annoying mistake, and then you can start over.

Don't care too much about a person, because you will be disappointed in him because of a small matter. Tidy up.

Graduation is coming, and the principal said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir. All the students in the whole grade said in unison: principal, give us back the tuition!

God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

There was nothing to say, and finally there was nothing to say.

What you love most often won't choose you; What loves you most is often not what you love most; And the longest, it happened that it was not you who loved you the most, but the person who appeared at the most appropriate time.

Woman, please don't believe that men will be so good after you all their lives.

Spongebob is so happy because Patrick is willing to accompany him. There are many people who always see you, but few people accompany you.

It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

The appearance of mistress proves that this is a love that can't stand the test.

What you waste today is the tomorrow that the people who died yesterday expected; What you hate now is the future you can't go back to.

In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

The so-called happiness is in the eyes of others. It is always easy for us to feel that others are happy, but we feel sorry for ourselves.

The difference between love and liking is difficult and simple. Water the flowers if you love them, and pick them if you like them.

He carried her, and she asked him, am I heavy? He said: The whole world is carrying him. Do you feel heavy?

Charm usually lies in wisdom, not appearance.

Don't pursue any results, every result is the same, and enjoying the process is more important.

Don't try to know everything, or you will know nothing.

There is no difference between tragedy and comedy in the world. If you can get out of tragedy, it's comedy. If you are addicted to comedy, it is a tragedy.

Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men are like this, but men who become bad when they have money are not much better even if they have no money.

Neighbors play the piano at two o'clock in the middle of the night. Don't be angry. You can wake him up at four o'clock and tell him you appreciate his performance. (haha, this move is annoying enough! )

If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

Don't always think that your parents are dirty and have no face. Our parents' kindness can never be repaid.

Smart investors should learn to buy in fear and panic and sell in greed and hysteria.

How many people, like me, made comments for TA to see.

The teacher said: Don't think that I don't know that you send messages in class. Who will giggle at your crotch?

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

Happiness is not immortality, big fish and big meat, and power. Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. Eat if you want, and be loved if you want to be loved.

Judge others easily, because you have never experienced his life.

Don't take your birthday too seriously When you were born, your mother was in pain. So never complain about your birthday dissatisfaction, don't blame others for forgetting, others have no obligation to remember.

I'll understand when I grow up.

1. Maturity is a very painful word. You may not get it, but you will definitely lose it.

When you are young, even sentimentality should be exaggerated. I didn't know until I grew up that the more painful I was, the more silent I was.

Time is really cruel, I have won a lot, but I tell you, it is growth.

I used to be amazed when I met my sweetheart, but now I'm old and I'm afraid of everything. It seems that I dare not say I like it except the landlord.

I cried and laughed when I was a child, and laughed and cried when I grew up.

6. If you become more and more indifferent, you think you have grown up, but you haven't. When you grow up, be gentle and gentle with the whole world.

7. The so-called maturity is a smile that you should cry and make trouble but say nothing.

8. People always grow up, always try to mature, and give up some things that you once thought were inseparable. Even if the process is long and difficult, the sky will always light up as long as the lights are turned off before going to bed.

9. Growth is accompanied by pain, and strength is a thick cocoon formed by layers of wounds.

10. Maturity is not learning to express, but learning to swallow. When you learn to control many things bit by bit, you can control your life well.

1 1. When I was young, smiling was a kind of mood. When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

12. Don't cry when bleeding, don't turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, don't contact when you miss, don't be empty when you are tired, don't please when you are isolated, and don't miss home when you are weak. After all, if you want to grow up, you have to go through the darkest road yourself.

13. If you can accept bad things, you will treat others falsely and grow up. That's it.

14. When you are mature, sometimes you ignore me and I won't say much. If you satirize me, I will laugh it off. If you love me, I will love you more.

15. Nothing will not hurt people's growth, but after the injury, you will eventually become your own sun.

16. When you were a child, you thought skirts could only be worn in summer, and you had to wrap yourself like a zongzi in winter. You also think that as long as you treat someone kindly and wholeheartedly, you will be treated equally by the other party. However, I didn't know until I grew up that I could wear skirts in winter, and kind people would be discarded.

17. The word "grow up" looks lonely and doesn't even have radical capital.

18. The so-called growth is to force you to get hurt and force you to be strong.

19. The process of growth is actually the process of continuous collapse and reconstruction of the world outlook.

20. Maybe when I grow up, I will study with the strength I like you, go to bed early and get up early and attend classes on time. I also hope that all the things you once loved are good, as you told me with a smile.

Tell me if you don't want to grow up.

1. When I was a child, I felt that being trapped in a small classroom was a constraint. But when we grow up, we finally understand that losing the freedom of mind is the greatest pain in life. I didn't know I lost a lot until I grew up.

Time flies, the sun and the moon fly, and it has been twelve years in a blink of an eye. In these twelve years, we are all growing, psychologically, physically and spiritually, and love is the nourishment of this growth.

When I was young, happiness was simple. When I grow up, I find that simplicity is happiness.

5. It seems that there will always be explosive growth, explosive understanding and explosive understanding of a certain truth in a certain year, which makes the originally meaningless time scale become a dividing line.

6. How did we grow up? I remember, I was so young.

7. Sometimes, sitting in the sun and listening to our inner voice, we find that we still don't want to grow up.

8. When I grow up, I meet someone I really like, but it's still too late.

9. I fell asleep somehow and grew up when I woke up.

10, my mother is a hard-working adult. I was so happy when I was a child because of such hard-working adults. I don't want to grow up, because if I grow up carelessly, I want to be an adult like my mother, so that more children can be happy and every child can be happy without growing up.

1 1. When you said I didn't want to grow up, your shadow was slowly changing.

12, when I was young, I looked at the stars all over the sky, but when the meteor flew by, it was always too late to make a wish.

13, I don't want to grow up, because when I was a child, I didn't have troubles and lived a chic life.

14, one day we should grow up bravely, look up at the harsh sunshine, close the pages and forget the beautiful fairy tales.

15, when he likes you, in front of you, he seems to be very talkative, telling you a lot about him and his family, such as his hobbies, his date of birth, whether his parents have any quirks and so on. In order to get you close to him, close the distance between you.

16, I used to get it, but I don't want it now, so maybe I have grown up.

17. Looking around, anyone who always feels that he can't meet true love must raise the threshold of love quite high. For an ordinary person, it may be a warm feeling to talk about a plain love. Of course, the premise is that you have to admit from the heart that you are just an ordinary person.

18, growth is like this, painful and happy. You have to accept all the harm that the world has brought you, and then grow up without fear.

19 you know, almost not getting it will make people angry, and being farther away will make people calm.

20. Even if the man in front of you is good at everything and has advantages everywhere, he doesn't love you. You can never change this shortcoming.

2 1, the best comfort in the world is not to tell each other that everything will be fine, but to cry a fart with a bitter face. You see, I'm worse than you.

22. Everyone has a child in his heart.

23. In fairy tales, the prince always loves only the princess. It's a fairy tale. Keep it pure. The reality is that the princess and the prince have grown up slowly, and people will gradually drift away from each other. The castle has fallen, and the pink roses have faded.

24. Chatting with my brother today. He said: Sister, we are all grown up and miss our childhood days. When we grow up, we are always far apart.

25. Acid is the original flavor of growth, and sweetness is a short episode, so that growth is no longer boring. Because of the acidity, oranges have an intriguing aftertaste. It also makes growth more memorable.

26, under the blue sky, the sun shines, let's bathe in the warm sunshine and share the pain and joy of growth. Let's bless youth together, grasp youth and enjoy youth.

27. Sometimes I want to say it but I can't say it, afraid of being melodramatic; I didn't want to say something, but I said it anyway. After all, you have to compromise with the world, laugh and cry. Maybe this is growth: endure, hurt, and finally make steel.

28. When you are young, happiness is a thing. If you have it, you will be happy. When you grow up, happiness is a goal, and when you reach it, you will be happy; When you are mature, you find that happiness is a state of mind. When you understand it, you will be happy.

29. Childhood is getting farther and farther, reality is getting closer, happiness is getting farther and farther, troubles are getting closer, happiness is getting farther and farther, and sadness is getting closer.

30. Everyone goes through such a stage. From the beginning, because there is only oneself in this world, to realize that one's talent is actually only enough to be an excellent ordinary person, then one will grow up.

3 1, the river of years flows slowly, leaving a deep footprint of growth. Looking back, I left a string of deep or shallow footprints on the road of growth, recording happiness and sadness, and accompanied me along the way.

When he likes you, the date is punctual, that is, he won't come too early, let alone be late. In order to prepare for the date, he will do some careful preparation and decoration, which is not a woman's patent. He also wants him to be sexy and impeccable in your eyes.

33. Many people say that once people grow up, they will lose many things. At first, I didn't believe it. But now I have a deep understanding. Those bright smiles have long since disappeared. In exchange for a shallow smile, no longer cry.

34. Everyone will inevitably grow up. Growth must have gone through some tests and hardships. If everything goes smoothly, it is not so-called growth. Growth always goes through forgetting and trauma, so to speak, growth is too cruel.

When I was a child, I always fantasized about how wonderful the outside world was. When I grow up, I realize how helpless the outside world is. Sometimes I really don't want to grow up, but years have faded our little coats and put on mature dresses.

36. Many people look forward to growing up. I don't expect it. I hate growing up. I refuse to grow up. But whenever the New Year's bell rings, I feel a little sad at the same time, because I have grown up another year before I know it.

37. Growing up is the inevitable outcome of every child.

38. Not everyone can have smooth sailing. Everyone has a past, and everyone has years to look back. But fortunately, everything will pass, and the past days will not be your whole life after all.

When we were young, we always looked forward to growing up quickly, thinking that when we grow up, we will be free and can do whatever we want.

40. There is another role in the world called cannon fodder. They have average qualifications and work hard. They are always used to inspire and inspire the protagonist, create and eliminate misunderstandings, and it is best to take a bullet for the protagonist. Only lucky people can die in the protagonist's arms and get two tears.

4 1, I don't want to I don't want to grow up, when I grow up, there will be no flowers in the world; I don't want to I don't want to grow up, I'd rather be stupid forever; I don't want to I don't want to grow up, I will lose him when I grow up. I love him deeply, and he loves me deeply. He has become unlike him.

42, gently close the box of growth, I was surprised to find that, on the way of growth, although troubles brought us anxiety and confusion, it was because of troubles that my emotions were richer, my will was stronger and my smile was brighter.

I don't want to grow up, because I have to face many problems when I grow up. I don't want to face the reality, which is cruel. I don't want to go into the world of adults, and I don't want to intrigue. I like living in fairy tales and fantasies, even if that is impossible.

44, growth, in an instant.

45. Although we are no longer children, no one stipulates that we can't be spoiled and cheat. Although we will certainly face the cruelty of reality, we can still think simply and sweetly. Eager to grow up? Refuse to grow up? Maybe it's just a written statement

46. Men's silence often scares women, because only under some extreme pressure will women choose silence. For example, she doesn't love him at all, and she won't talk to him if she has any problems. But in fact, a man's silence at this time can only show that he is thinking.

47. How I wish I could stay in my childhood forever. I'm carefree and don't have to think about anything. Someone will take care of it for you. When you grow up, you have to be a big boy, on your own! No matter how helpless you are, you have to bear it yourself.

48. I don't want to grow up, have a mature face, struggle in the mountains and rivers of books, worry about exams, and taste tears when I leave my closest relatives. Don't want to grow up

49. Lu You, a poet in the Southern Song Dynasty, said: Teenagers don't know the taste of sorrow. In fact, where does Lu You know about modern teenagers? It seems that the time of not knowing the taste of sadness is always so short. In a flash, the happy childhood passed quickly, and the rest was the troubles caused by the pressure of entering a higher school.

50. However, a hypothesis is a hypothesis after all and will never come true. I can only hide in the corner and cry silently, imagine silently, silently miss singing songs that I don't want to grow up.

5 1, love me, really don't need too much, eight points is enough. Without it, I will be sad, indicating that I don't have enough weight in your heart and you don't love me enough; And too much will hurt me, because besides love, we need life and friends, and too much love will make you feel at a loss.

52. When you grow up, you learn to understand that there will always be countless small disappointments in life; That's a disappointment to others, and it's also a disappointment to myself. Anyway, don't let these tiny disappointments crush my hopes, don't be too hard on yourself, and don't be too hard on those who love you so much.

53. Once a mother falls into the mortal world, she is doomed to go through an uneven road. Soul and life are most afraid of the taste of growth. This is a process of carrying a heavy load and thinking the least freely. Life is a journey to a meaningless soul, and it has grown into a stone to explore the soul.

54. I don't want to grow up, but I secretly thought about it. As soon as I shouted, I announced my despair of youth and act young's determination.

55. When we were young, we could make mistakes, cry, make trouble and do whatever we want, without thinking too much about gains and losses. We can muddle around and make a mess of things, because someone will always help us clean up the mess.

56. We are always growing up, and some grievances are never said to be needless to say.

57. I remember when I was a child, someone told me that each of us had a star of our own, guarding the sky. I have been looking for, looking for when I was a child, looking for when I grow up, and constantly looking for which one belongs to me. Now I found it. This is yours.

Post-80s, about post-80s.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

God, you let summer and winter share a room, right? This kind of weather!

When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods!

It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, this thousand-handed Guanyin has been streaking for more than 20 years!

Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

The highest state of self-help: help the wall in, help the wall out.

Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I close my eyes.

Exercise your muscles to prevent being beaten!

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

I really want to call your grandfather myself: "Dad!"

I can't take care of myself in my personal life!

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock …

In fact, I am a genius, just jealous of talents!

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

You can go as far as you want!

Men's lies can lie to women for one night, and women's lies can lie to men for a lifetime!

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple …

What are you doing up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet!

When I woke up, it was dark.

If I become a personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself to the boss.

I am losing weight except eating every day. You say I have no perseverance?

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.

As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it!

People are not smart, but dare to learn from others' baldness?

There is a very old legend-people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever. ...

If you don't talk to me, I will become a dog. ...

Healthy and relaxed; Living is easy; Life is not easy.

I won't tell you if I kill you.

Any problem that money can solve is not a problem.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!

Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid in your studies?

It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you!

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art.

The old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi. How can I forget you?

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.

As long as the hoe jumps well, where can you dig down the corner?

God, my clothes have lost weight again!

My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".

Effect of contraception: * * * if you don't succeed.

I am different from you because I am human.

Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

Hugging is really a strange thing. We are so close, but we can't see each other's faces.

Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

Do whatever you want!

If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

No money, no power, no matter how good it is for you, can you come with me?

Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

Go to Google and Baidu to see.

Asking how sad you can be is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

Necessary conditions for marriage: having a car and a house, and both parents are dead.

When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.