Talk about the long funny school.

The bird says, "Morning, Morning, Morning". Why are you carrying an explosive bag? I will blow up the school. The following is a long funny school talk I arranged for you, I hope you like it ~

A long and interesting school talk about the selection

1, whenever we clean, the teacher will tell us: Make school your home, but when you are late for school, the teacher means: Make school your home!

2, zgg: dead vine old tree faint crow; School, no, go home; Beating, naked test, not hanging; What, are you talking in your sleep? Interesting schools talk about it.

3. Homework is my junior with computers * School is my competitor with my parents *

4. What if it is very hot in summer? One middle school turns on the air conditioner, one middle school turns on the electric fan, and our school opens the window.

5, old wet you don't know love, school will collapse sooner or later/old wet you don't know love, puppy love can't stop love/old wet you don't know love, your home will fall down.

6. The bird said, "Early in the morning, early in the morning, why are you carrying an explosive bag?" I want to blow up the school. " .

7. Eating at home is called eating, and eating at school is purely for survival ~

8. The sun shines on the flowers and smiles at me. The bird says morning, morning. Why are you carrying an explosive bag? I will blow up the school. As soon as the line was pulled, I ran away, and the school went boom.

9. We like going to school, but we don't like going to class. Without teachers, school will be the best place.

10, the school is better than the palace, the principal is like an emperor, the teachers are like concubines, the students are slaves and are ravaged by concubines.

1 1. If everyone had focused on killing bitches, the school would have been bombed.

The school is a marriage agency.

13, school, school, since you stopped us from falling in love, why did you send us matching clothes? .

14, at school age, I want to press a bomb at school, and the teacher is bored to death. When the students leave, I will blow up the school.

15, is it necessary to bring a chicken to school without studying?

Long funny school talk about the latest.

1. Copying homework is actually not called copying homework. Chinese is called reference, mathematics is called analogy, English is called replication, geography is called migration, biology is called transcription, physics is called frame of reference, and history is called cultural unity.

Second, online and stealth are the same these days? Nobody will talk to you.

Third, you can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

Fourth, many female stars are not popular because they don't open their legs.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

6. When Mr. Wen turned around, there was only the Yellow Crane Tower, the math teacher turned around, the quadratic function symmetry axis, the English teacher turned around, I'm sorry to add three grams of oil, the chemistry teacher turned around, carbon dioxide turned into gasoline, the physics teacher turned around, a lever pried open the earth, the biology teacher turned around, the baby swam in a test tube, the physical education teacher turned around, Jordan changed to badminton, and all the teachers turned around, so the people of the whole country were not free!

Seven, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

Eight, don't even know Beckham, what qualifications do you have to dare to talk to me about basketball!

Nine, the parent-teacher conference is the same as the third nature, aiming at destroying family harmony!

Ten, bird diapers, bed wetting the first step

There is a hair salon near the unit, and the business is very good. I listened to the strong recommendation of my colleagues and went there once. It took a long time to cut my hair, so I chatted with the stylist. I said:? Seeing that you are young and skilled, are you interested in hairdressing? She replied:? Yes, when I was in college, I found myself very fond of pruning scissors. ? Do you major in hairdressing? No, I majored in gardening. ?

12. A class lasts 40 minutes, 5 minutes to slow down, 5 minutes to wander around, 5 minutes to send Weibo, 5 minutes to watch Weibo, 5 minutes to forward to Weibo, 10 minutes to sleep, 2 minutes to arrange hair, 2 minutes to get manicured, 1 minute to watch the countdown class. I'm sorry that the teacher and a class are all full, so I don't have time to listen to your old man's lecture.

Thirteen, you have to pay the tuition fee with Alipay, and then confirm the payment when the results come out. Look at the mood, good reviews and bad reviews. If you fail this course, you will apply for a TMD refund. The teacher said after your ass, please give a good review, dear, dear, choose this course. Please check the report card of the packed parents.

Fourteen, there is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called not at all, there is a kind of multiple-choice question called looking right, there is a kind of calculation question called crying while doing, there is a kind of application question called collapse, there is a kind of proof question called proving your sister, and there is a kind of examination scope called? You're taking the whole book? What is the focus of an exam? That's the point, okay?

15. Marry Tang Priest as a husband in the future, and play if you can, or eat him if you can't.

Sixteen, the son asked his father: When will our family be rich? Dad shouted at Nunu's mouth in the room: That will wait until the jewelry store and clothing store are closed. Mother tried on new clothes in the back room, and when she heard this, she also said to her son, Don't listen to your father, our family will be rich unless all the tobacco factories and wineries close down!

Q: How did the pig die? Answer: How do I know you're not dead?

18. 10. 1 Hit a police car with stones, win a three-day all-inclusive value-for-money tour in the detention center, hit two cars, and also send a beautiful bracelet, a set of fashionable prison clothes, and a special car transfer. The more you play, the more surprises you get. Before 10 people can enjoy free haircuts, before 100 people can communicate with police dogs at close range, and guests can get beauty care packages such as electric shock peeling and stick massage. What are you waiting for?

19. Friendly reminder: Dear campus users, your holiday balance is insufficient 15 days. In view of the failure of the recharge system, please eat, drink and sleep well and enjoy the only balance! However, after research, there are 14 days in September, 18 days in October, 10/8 days in October, and 65438+22 days in February,/kloc-0. And then a wonderful winter vacation?

The most painful thing in the world is to sleep well and be awakened by urine.

Someone asked Xiaoli: I heard that your husband is an acrobat? Xiaoli replied: Yes. The man asked again, how dangerous it is. What should I do if I fall from the air? Xiaoli said: Isn't there a safety rope? What if it breaks down? Xiaoli leaned close to the man's ear and whispered, to tell the truth, I am also prepared for this.

22. Call 1 10 now, and you can win a seven-day tour of the detention center, exquisite handcuffs, fashionable prison clothes and free transfer by police car. Former 10 people get free haircuts.

Twenty-three, don't think that you get a Tan Can to cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

Twenty-four, eleven? Golden porridge? The most romantic thing: stay at home and watch a sea of people ~ tens of thousands of people stranded in Huashan; More than 20,000 people are stranded in Putuo Mountain; Tens of thousands of tourists in Lijiang can't find accommodation; Dameisha beach is too crowded to see the sand; Sanya beach has become a garbage dump; Gulangyu? Fall? ; West Lake sees people but not bridges; Huangshan tourists are full; Jiuzhaigou's road to the ditch didn't move at midnight 12. The Forbidden City is crowded with people, and the Great Wall is everywhere.

Twenty-five Especially diligent? These five words, I thought about it, and only achieved the first four.

26. Who works more than 12 hours a day? It's a student. Who has no labor security law to work overtime all day? Students, who has no freedom but oppression and rules? Is it a student, who has no right to speak, no status, no resistance but only obedience? Is it a student who has worked hard and tried his best to get only a thin report card that says he will be despised and scolded? Is a student

There are about 300 million students in our country. Suppose each student takes an average of five subjects and two papers in each subject? Twice a year, 6 billion rolls of paper, about 4 billion meters, can circle the earth ten times. One tree can make about 150 roll paper, and 6 billion is equivalent to 40,000 trees, which can be planted all over Beijing. For low carbon and environmental protection, it is necessary to refuse testing. Remember, no business, no killing.

Twenty-eight, I'm going to shoot a girl who hasn't been chased by us in those years. I don't believe it. . .

Twenty-nine, the first day of the holiday: get up in the morning and go swimming in the hot springs with my little nephew and niece. Get together with junior high school students in the afternoon. I haven't seen more than a dozen in more than ten years. Everyone has a family and a career. What remains unchanged is that they are still so funny, laughing all night, haha?

Thirty, it is said that life is like a play, and play is like life, so just sing a play ~

Thirty-one, I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply an academic stain!

Thirty-two, a brother is constipated and can't be comfortable in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. Hardly had he entered when there was a real storm. The brother envies his buddy and says to him, My buddy envies you. The buddy said, what do you envy? You haven't taken off your pants yet?