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Life scalpel

Recently, Don Juan was overjoyed. He made a small fortune, bought a house in the city, decorated it extensively, hung it for a month, and couldn't wait to move in. No wonder, before, he stayed in the mud in the village and never dreamed that one day he could live in such a good house. After moving in, look here and there. It's really Granny Liu visiting the Grand View Garden-everything is fresh!

Relatives and friends in the village travel-stained to give him a warm home. He likes to return to it, but he is distressed by the reflection of the freshly polished floor. He scrambled to make people change slippers, which made people feel embarrassed. ...

In short, everything is so fresh and curious, as if suddenly entering a completely different colorful world.

However, after a few days of good life, Don Juan faded and had something to do, which was really miserable.

Why? I'm not an upstairs neighbor. I don't know what's wrong these days! I stayed up late and knocked on a series of doors, "Bang ... bang ... bang ..."

At first, Don Juan thought, "Bear with it. Upstairs and downstairs, I can't stand it, and I just moved here. It's not good to go directly to someone you don't know well. " "Maybe people will change in a few days, and it is better to do one more thing," Don Juan comforted himself.

However, things didn't go as expected, and the knocking sound not only didn't decrease, but intensified.

At this time, just as the students were on summer vacation, such a scene appeared in Don Juan's mind. "It must be that the child sneaked out to play computer while his parents were asleep. After listening to this action, I may be playing, so I can't help shaking it in my chair. Only when the legs of the chair touch the floor will they make such a sound. "

Thinking of this, Don Juan smiled and said to himself, "Children, everyone is playful. There are only a few days left in the summer vacation. Will you be honest then? "

Finally, the summer vacation is over. When I pass by the campus and watch the children go to school in a hurry, Don Juan feels very comfortable and thinks, "Let you play secretly in the middle of the night and take care of it, so you can sleep well tonight." He suddenly felt relaxed and even walked as fast as a fly. If it weren't for gravity, I'm afraid he would have floated into the sky.

In the evening, after taking a bath, Don Juan lay down early. He was too excited to sleep. He criticized himself and said, "What a bitch! I'm not used to not knocking! " Unexpectedly, however, just after twelve o'clock in the morning, the knock on the door rang again.

Don Juan couldn't help it, thinking, "After tonight, tomorrow morning, I must go upstairs to ask my neighbors for an explanation." After such a boring night, Don Juan really went upstairs to look for it when he finished cleaning, but no matter how he knocked at the door, there was no response.

Don Juan came back angrily and thought, "Today is Friday, and you may all have gone to work. You can hide in the first day, but you can't hide in the fifteenth. Just look for it on the weekend. "

It's the weekend in a blink of an eye. Early in the morning, Don Juan went to look for it one by one, but it hurt to knock at the door, and the door still couldn't be opened. Don Juan cursed angrily: "Mom, you are too young to play with Lao Zi!" " I was about to lift my foot and kick it. At this time, the neighbor on one side pushed the door open, half asleep and half awake, and his face was full of disdain and irritability.

Don Juan knew that he had disturbed others to sleep late, and quickly explained apologetically, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I live downstairs." I have something urgent to find this family. They are always away. "

Hearing this, the neighbor rubbed his confused little eyes and said slowly, "Stop knocking, this family has never lived."

Hearing this, Don Juan's head suddenly rang "om" and the wood was there in an instant.

Say that finish, neighbors closed the door, wait until don Juan to react, want to continue to ask, the door is closed.

Don Juan came home in a daze, his head like a frying pan, and he said to himself over and over again, "There is no one upstairs. How can there be a knock at the door?" The more he thinks about it, the more wrong he is, and the more he thinks about it, the more afraid he is. "Oh my god, how did this happen? Damn it! "

"Looking for a property, they know best!" Don Juan patted his head and hurried to the property office like a smoke. Sure enough, Brother Bao told him: "There is really no one living upstairs, and there has been no one. I don't know why. After the house was built, there was no one, and it seemed to be gone. "

When Don Juan heard this, he was even more afraid. He thought, "Building a house on such a large area doesn't allow anyone to die there. Upstairs ... is it a killing room? "

Don Juan felt that if he didn't go up and have a look, there would be no peace in his life. As the saying goes, many people are courageous, so he told the security guard this strange thing in detail and begged him to go up with him to give himself courage.

The security guard is also numb at first sight. Fortunately, this person is bold, but he doesn't believe in haunted things. After a little thinking, he suspected that someone had moved in while no one was living.

A total of two people, hurriedly contact the lock company, taking advantage of the clear sky in Wan Li at noon to go in and have a look.

Xu had been impatient several times before, and the light was not good. Don Juan didn't look carefully. When everyone stood in front of the door, he found that the door handle of the house was covered with thick dust, which was very strange. After opening the door, the room was empty, the ground was covered with mud, and some corners were covered with broken cobwebs. It really doesn't look like anyone lives there.

After seeing this situation, Don Juan subconsciously put his hand over his chest for fear that a fast beating heart would pop out. In front of him is the room directly above his bedroom, and there is still a gap in the door of the room. He seems to hear something rustling.

At the moment, Don Juan wished that there really was a thief living in it. However, when he tiptoed against the door, holding the broom tightly in both hands and carefully pushing the door open, he found that the door was empty.

He couldn't believe the scene in front of him, rubbed his eyes hard, checked every corner of the room several times like a sieve, and suddenly sat down on the ground with no strength.

Don Juan didn't know how he got home that day. He only remembers that he is rootless and stumbling, feeling that his body has been hollowed out, as if he had never lived.

He always thinks there's someone upstairs. No, it's the ghost who lives on it. It disappears during the day, emerges from the cracks in the floor at night and keeps banging the ceiling above the bedroom with stumps.

At night, no matter how worried and uneasy, the familiar and horrible knock on the door appeared at twelve o'clock in the morning. "Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Peng Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.

After a baby night, it was dawn. Don Juan drove back to his hometown and couldn't wait to find the child and said, "Two heads are better than one." Maybe they can help.

It is strange for young people to hear this. They all think they have touched something unclean. They put forward their ideas one by one, "just put a yellow incense and a pig's head to pay homage." "I must have been a poor man when I was alive. Burn some paper money and send it away quickly." "These are really bad. Let's take revenge first and find a mage to exorcise evil spirits! " ……

When I was young, you made a mess and Don Juan got sick. When I get back, I will try one by one. In order to show sincerity, I bought a person's high yellow incense, picked out an extra-large pig's head and thousands of pounds of paper money ... However, no matter how to please, the knock on the door upstairs always rings around twelve o'clock.

Seeing the ghost's hard road, in despair, Don Juan had to hire a famous mage.

This mage looks like a monkey with a pointed mouth and a rat's head and a rat's eye. His body seems to have only a handful of bones, and he is so thin. Don Juan thought, how can you suppress a spectre in your physique? Therefore, I secretly look down on him, and there is a lot of disdain in my words.

The mage has been walking in the Jianghu for many years and is used to all kinds of practice. Naturally, he can read his mind. He smiled. Recently, he took out a red mahogany sword, saying it was an antique of the Ming Dynasty, and there was light in Shi Tian. He also got a bagua mirror with a strange green light, also known as the demon-catching artifact and treasure, and he wowed Don Juan.

Seeing the brilliance in Don Juan's eyes, the mage deliberately showed off his skills. He held a piece of yellow paper and shouted "catch". Yellow paper "sou", generate out of such a big flame. He read an inaudible spell in his mouth, put incense ashes in his hand, drew a magic circle around the bed, patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Huang Jun, everything is on being original. After tonight, I am sure that the medicine will be cured. "

Don Juan saw his miraculous operation and listened to his confident tone. He quickly took out a few hundred-dollar bills from his pocket to express his gratitude, thinking that it was finally stable.

The mage quickly put the money in his trouser pocket, patted it hard again, and then sat down to enjoy the dinner prepared by Don Juan earlier.

First of all, Don Juan thought of the cultivation and purity of Taoism. He just prepared some vegetarian dishes, but never thought that the Taoist priest was quite open. Chicken, duck, fish, wine and delicacies were all caught in the net. At last, he ate his stomach round, as if there was a big watermelon in his clothes.

After the master left, Don Juan lay in bed and comforted himself that he could finally have a good sleep. However, at night 12, the knock on the door rang again, scaring Don Juan to hide all night.

Don Juan cursed the mage in his heart, but he had to invite him.

When the mage saw that he was wronged, he advised him that the spectre had tasted the bitterness of the world during his lifetime, so that the injustice was too heavy, and it took several more ceremonies to be subdued.

Don Juan listens to it every day and still treats it with good wine and food, and he has done it several times. However, seeing the mage change from scrawny to ruddy and shiny, the knocking sound kept coming.

Don Juan decided that the mage was a fool who cheated on food, drink and money, and he was angrily thrown out.

House, can't live, but few people know what he does behind closed doors, don Juan thought, would rather fold some capital, but also get rid of this house quickly, and move back to his hometown at a big deal. However, after all, such a mess is buried in my heart, which makes me panic and scared. If I leave, I'm afraid I'll never understand!

Before he left, Don Juan had a meal with everyone. It was the same group of children, but there was a new friend in it, who was brought by two dogs and said that he was doing architectural design.

When the food is mixed and the wine is hot, Don Juan can't help talking about it. Everyone knows why, so they have been comforting him. The new friend didn't say a word, as if he were thinking a little.

After the toast, the new friend asked which block Don Juan was from.

Don Juan was angry and casually said Roland's apartment.

The new friend asked again, which floor do you live on?

Don Juan said, the fifth floor.

The new friend suddenly slapped his thigh and shouted, "Ouch ..."

Don Juan was surprised and asked, "I wonder why you have this name?"

"This building was designed by our institute, and the knock on the door you heard in the middle of the night came from the seventh floor." The new friend said categorically.

"How can it be the seventh floor?" Don Juan thought, "This buddy must have drunk too much. He clearly heard the sound coming from the sixth floor. He knocked on the floor on the seventh floor and could be heard on the fifth floor. Isn't this nonsense? "

Seeing Don Juan's disbelief, the new friend gambled on a banquet in public, and whoever lost would treat him, and immediately made an appointment with the brothers present to check the authenticity early tomorrow morning.

In a blink of an eye, the next day, a large number of people came outside the door of the seventh floor.

On the seventh floor, the residents were shocked to see so many men outside. They were shaking and going to find the police, but they saw a Don Juan pushing his way out of the crowd. They are neighbors and have met several times. After a while, they understood the ins and outs of the matter and warmly invited them home.

After everyone exchanged pleasantries, the new friend asked the residents on the seventh floor, "Big Brother, is there anyone working at night in your family?"

"Yes, my son has just entered the railway station and is on duty at midnight."

"But come back around twelve o'clock in the evening?"

"Yes, how do you know?"

"Let's not talk about this. Does my son sleep in this room? " The new friend pointed to the room directly above Don Juan's bedroom on the seventh floor.

"yes."

"Can I go in and have a look?"

"Why not? Big boy, I am afraid that you will see it! " Say that finish, the eldest brother on the seventh floor opened the door of the bedroom.

When everyone came in, they found a computer and a chair beside the computer desk.

"Is your son playing computer here?" Asked the new friend.

"Yes!"

"This young man doesn't pay much attention to influence. He plays computer in the middle of the night and often tilts his chair, making the floor bang. "

"Impossible" said the eldest brother after scratching his head. "But it's okay. There's nobody downstairs. Let him go! "

"It's very painful for Don Juan, so I can't sleep every day."

"No, how can the voice from the seventh floor reach the fifth floor?"

Seeing that everyone didn't believe him, the new friend asked Don Juan to go back to the fifth floor, sit at his computer desk and turn his chair over. A few minutes later, Don Juan rushed up, which is true.

It turns out that when the architect designed this floor, due to space constraints, there happened to be a pipe network directly bypassing the sixth floor to the fifth floor, and the entrance of the pipe network was under the bedroom on the seventh floor. At this point, the truth finally came out.

"So, what about the missing neighbor?" Although the mystery of the heart was solved, Don Juan couldn't help asking.

"This kind of thing is, what is missing? Now marry a wife, the villagers want to buy a house for their son in the city, put it first, and then decorate it when they get married. Do not believe, you will see them in a few days! "

After that, Don Juan happily set a table full of good wine and food, especially thanking this designer friend. Neighbors on the sixth floor also appeared soon, really alive, just like the designer said.

Since then, Don Juan has never heard a knock on the door upstairs.