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How to tell a boy that I am not a nymphomaniac?

Dear dear, you can reply like this: Research shows that regularly looking at handsome guys can prolong life, so I actually look at handsome guys to live a long life, not because I am a nymphomaniac. Here are some things to say when you see a handsome guy being a nymphomaniac: 1. Either accuse me of being amorous, or accuse me of being a nymphomaniac but not admit that I love you. 2. I often tell my best friends that I am handsome and cannot be eaten, but I become a nymphomaniac whenever I see a handsome man. 3. If you like me a little bit, just a little bit, I will have the courage to fight for it. 4. Sister, I am not passionate or nymphomaniac, I just like beautiful things. 5. After I saw you planting so many more flowers, I thought, it turns out you are a nymphomaniac. 6. Alas, all the nymphomaniacs are no longer nymphos. Are your eyes tired or your heart tired? 7. Secretly, secretly, like an infatuated man, I approached you gently and smelled your fragrance. But I was afraid of being discovered, so I closed my eyes and held you in my arms. 8. A gathering place for handsome guys, you can see one whenever you lower your head and turn around! 9. Those of you who are crazy when you see a handsome guy, let me see if you can hide when a handsome guy falls from the sky. 10. My dear, fly slowly and be careful of the nympho girl in front of you.