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Don't care about women and talk about them.

I won't allow you to shout at me. Save it. Doesn't your throat hurt? It still hurts to shout it out!

I won't allow you to cross the road alone. Now the driver is very fierce. I will hold your hand and send you safely to the other side!

I won't allow you to be weak, you have to be tough, and you have to take care of me if I'm so disobedient!

I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. Being a woman needs to be open-minded and broad-minded in order to be happy and obedient!

I don't allow you to be the happiest, because with you, I am already the happiest in the world, so you can only rank second!

I won't allow you not to talk, baby. We also need to communicate. Even if I apologize unilaterally, you should give some face and say, "I forgive you!" " "

I won't allow you to be elegant, not warm, and wear more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

I won't allow you to go far away without telling me, or I'll go crazy!

I won't allow you to be confused, little fool. Don't doubt whether I love you or not!

I don't allow you to do manual labor. Why are you so tired when I'm here? Wipe my sweat and pour me water!

I won't allow you to go alone at night, because I will never let you go alone!

I won't allow you to stay up late for the same reason as the second one. Health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

I won't allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you!

I won't allow you not to eat. Man is iron rice steel, and body is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

I won't allow you to cry, because if you still cry when I am around, it will prove that I am useless. What else do you want me to do? !

I won't allow you to be jealous and joking. I am too single-minded. If I look at other girls in front of you, I'll chop myself up!

I won't allow you to distrust me. I will keep my promise to you.

I won't allow you to quarrel with me. You can only win if I let you win. Until now, no one can beat me unless I let you!

I won't allow you to be lonely. My love and thoughts will always be with you. With them, you won't feel lonely!

I don't allow you to wash with cold water, because women are feminine and cold water will increase Yin Qi, so be sure to use warm water!

I won't allow you to stay up later than me. I'm an owl, but I don't want a panda eye GF the next day!

I won't allow you to get up earlier than me. Don't talk nonsense You can sleep if you are allowed to sleep. Get up and eat my breakfast when you are full!

I won't let you drink, not that I won't let you drink. It doesn't matter if you drink less, too much will hurt your health!

I don't allow you to swear, there is no reason, just personal opinion, which will affect your image. It's up to you

I won't allow you to hurt your hand. The most beautiful thing for girls is their hands except their faces. You should take care of it!

I won't allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I would be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?

I won't allow you to rain without an umbrella. Although women are made of water, they will catch a cold when they are wet, and I will feel distressed.

I won't allow you to be angry. You will be very happy with me. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first.

I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: "Because you are mine.

I won't allow you to scare me. I am timid. Don't scare me with anything. I'll be scared.

I won't allow you to run away from me. My best result in running 50 meters is 6.6 seconds. Non-perverted girls should not outrun me ... Are you kidding?

I won't let you hit me. Do not hit me. Your hand will be very painful. I'm very resistant to fighting.

I won't allow it. . . . . . . .

A quotation from a boyfriend to his girlfriend, I won't allow you.

I don't allow you to wash with cold water, because women are feminine and cold water will increase Yin Qi, so be sure to use warm water!

I won't allow you to stay up late for the same reason as the second one. Health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

I won't allow you to cry, because if you still cry when I'm around, it proves that I'm useless, so what else do I need? !

I don't allow you to do manual labor. Why are you so tired when I'm here? Wipe my sweat and pour me water!

I won't allow you to stay up later than me. I am an owl, and I don't want to have a panda eye GF the next day!

I won't allow you to get up earlier than me. Don't talk nonsense You can sleep if you are allowed to sleep. Get up and eat my breakfast when you are full!

7. I won't allow you to go alone at night, because I will never let you go alone!

8. I won't allow you to be jealous and joking. I am too single-minded. If I look at other girls in front of you, I'll chop myself up!

9. I don't allow you to drink. It's not that I don't want you to drink It's okay to drink less. Drinking too much will do harm to your health!

10. I won't allow you to swear. There is no reason. It's just a personal opinion, which will affect your image. Do it yourself!

1 1. I won't allow you to peel apples. I'm afraid of blood, so I won't let you bleed!

12. I won't allow you to hurt your hand. The most beautiful thing for girls is their hands besides their faces. You should take care of it!

13. I won't allow you to distrust me. I will fulfill my promise and promise to you!

14. I won't allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I would be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?

15. I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Until now, no one can beat me unless I let you!

16. I won't allow you to be lonely. My love and thoughts will always be with you. With them, you won't feel lonely!

17. I won't allow you to rain without an umbrella. Although women are made of water, they will catch a cold when they are wet, and I will feel distressed!

18. I won't allow you to be angry. You will be very happy with me. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first!

19. I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: "Because you are mine!" "

I won't allow you to scare me. I am timid. Don't scare me with anything, I'll be afraid!

2 1. I won't allow you to run away from me. My best result in running 50 meters is 6.6 seconds. Non-perverted girls shouldn't outrun me ... You're kidding!

22. I won't allow you to hit me. Do not hit me. Your hand will be very painful. I'm very resistant to beating!

I won't allow you to shout at me. Save it. Doesn't your throat hurt? It still hurts to shout it out!

I won't allow you to cross the road alone. Now the driver is very fierce. I will hold your hand and send you safely across the road!

25. I won't allow you to be weak, you must be strong, and you must control me if I am so disobedient!

I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. To be a woman, you must be open-minded and broad-minded in order to be happy and obedient!

27. I don't allow you to be the happiest, because I am already the happiest in the world with you, so you can only rank second!

28. I won't allow you not to talk, baby. We also need to communicate. Even if I apologize unilaterally, you should give some face and say, "I forgive you!" "

29. I won't allow you to be elegant and tepid. Put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter how you dress up, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

I won't allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you!

3 1. I won't allow you to be confused, little fool. Don't doubt whether I love you or not!

I won't allow you to go far away without telling me, or I'll go crazy! If it is a man, it is a woman who turns around and shows it to her boyfriend. There should be no third person! If it is a man, it is a woman who turns around and shows it to her boyfriend. There should be no third person!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

Looking back on this road, we have really changed a lot. You already miss me. Please don't miss my wedding.

Happiness is always mixed with those sad ingredients.

Words can never describe my pain.

Standing in an empty city without you, who am I waiting for

You are not me, how do you know my inner trembling?

I really want to find someone who really loves me, someone I love.

The beauty of sunflowers is always proud of the sunshine.

Don't be afraid that your life will come to an end, but worry that your life has never really begun.

I, wandering alone in the corner, in this corner, there will never be you again

I will eventually solve all the chaos you have created.

All the people we once loved are gone.

You abandon me, never abandon, is true love.

I want to tell you that I love you, and no one can replace this love.

Your misunderstanding, my silence and my last heartache.

The real giving up is silent.

Those who wait for love have the most painful hope and the sweetest despair.

Do you remember that day when you said you would take care of me forever?

It is always wrong to look at things and think about people in the second half.

Baidu can't even find the 30-degree smile on your mouth.

Who else can make me love without hesitation ~

Sometimes emotions can only be expressed in words.

Actually, I really want to tell you, but I don't know how to say it.

I want someone to say good night to me, which is not hypocritical at all.

Tell me about my pride in Europe and America. Don't trample on it.

First, I'm bored. I ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

Second, my pride, you are not allowed to trample on it.

Three, roll on a word, I only say it once, afraid that people who hear it will not disappear.

4. porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night, and people who cheat you will say more than those who love you.

Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

If I die, please put a computer in my coffin.

7. If you have no femininity, affectation and gentleness, you will never learn.

Eight, some things you don't refuse, others will accept it by default.

9. You have your style and I have my principles. Don't use your style to break my principles.

10. Whenever I call my parents, my friends will become island actresses, internet cafe administrators, vegetable sellers, hotel receptionists and other professions.

Eleven, I love you, you fucking give me licentious, I don't love you now, ask you a bird?

Twelve, are you my fucking brother? If we are brothers, we are in the same boat, and I enjoy it.

Thirteen, I'm not who I used to be. Don't look at me now with my previous eyes!

Fourteen, people can't lift themselves a little higher, who can look cheap?

Fifteen, if you are ugly, I can accompany you to dinner, watch movies, talk about life and ideals, but you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

You can't kill my work style, but I can kill your jealous hearts.

17. I don't need to explain, I don't need to explain, I am me.

If you can't accept the worst of me, you don't deserve the best of me!

Nineteen, men's world should not be disturbed by animals and women!

Twenty, every day that belongs to us is worth remembering.

Twenty-one, single life seems to be that no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.

Twenty-two, love or not, has nothing to do with you.

Twenty-three, my world, it's not your turn to tell me what to do.

24. All jokes contain serious words, and those seemingly incomprehensible responses are probably the most euphemistic refusals.

Twenty-five, memories are nothing, even if I like you, as long as you mess with my sister, I can still shoot you without changing your face!

26. Never retreat before you die.

Twenty-seven, learn to be a tough bitch, without affectation, hairlessness, cowardice, pride and life!

28. Just because he flirts with you doesn't mean he likes you. Maybe he is bored, maybe he is addicted to ambiguity, maybe he is a central air conditioner.

Twenty-nine, women, live more freely and let others respect them.