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How to write to a neighbor who makes noise every day?

Dear neighbor:

These days, you seem to have bought a new home theater with surround sound. Is it still 3D? You have been showing us your new equipment since last Sunday night, but your way seems to be not very good.

You can invite us to your home to enjoy your new cinema on a large scale, and we won't be stingy with praise. But why do you keep your 3D surround sound on until midnight every night?

In the first few days, I thought that open-air movies were specially held for that building in our community, but later I thought it was wrong. Which neighborhood puts open-air movies at 1 1: 30?

Listen by the window, it's really still your home, and you and your wife can hear full of drama reviews. You're not old, are you? You are in good health!

Hey, it's the weekend, and your cinema is still open until midnight, 0: 00, 10. From this point of view, thank you for turning off the TV early for the sake of our office workers the other day!

Your home theater is really high. When your tape is placed in an exciting place, even my glass will tremble! ! However, you are also good at choosing tapes. There is war, there is racing, so effective. Oh, oh, oh, and a soundtrack with some suspense!

Dear neighbor, I've been a little busy at work recently. I am very tired when I get home at night. I want to sleep after taking a shower. Oh, you may not understand the working conditions of young people now, but you are a retired cadre. However, I want to tell you that your home theater is very cool, and you can't wait to faint every time you sleep. Under the effect of your theater, I was awake when you turned it off! However, the next day was really hard during the day. I don't want you, a retired person, to sleep whenever you want.

You know, I really want to knock on your door these two days, but I'm embarrassed to visit every time I get disheveled.

You know, I tried to lie by the window and make a hullabaloo about, but it didn't seem to be conducive to the healthy development of neighborhood relations.

You know, I wanted to call your home, but I didn't leave it upstairs and downstairs, because I thought it would be better to leave a phone number.

Oh, by the way, it seems that someone mentioned it to you the other day, but it was too euphemistic. You certainly don't understand what he means! I hope I can meet you in the daytime on weekends and tell you about this home theater.

It's 1 o'clock in the morning. You must have fallen asleep, so good night! I am here to convey

welcome

Your neighbor

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