What about the active and funny young man?

1 my two words and three words, between your lines, reveal that you and I have no job opportunities.

I hope to go to school after class and have a holiday. My goal has always been persistent.

I won't pray for your happiness after I leave.

Don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better, and you will find that I am worse than an animal.

Brother 5 usually doesn't make trouble. Once he makes trouble, it's not trouble, it's news.

I don't know what love is, but you and I are nothing.

There is no room for a grain of sand in my eyes, and neither can you.

I'm not used to you, but I have no time to play with you.

Don't be so curious about me. You don't deserve to be the enemy of my love and friendship.

10 The cheating man was dragged out for castration.

1 1 between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.

12 Always be your first-class version, never be someone else's second-class version,-

13 I will live a proud life with my far-fetched smile.

14 〤 Do you always like to play with fire, or do you burn yourself?

15 Look at your poor family. Even the mice came to your house and cried.

16 Draw a villain on the wall and hold hands with yourself to declare that I am not lonely.

17 If the mid-term score slaps you, slap it back at the end of the term.

18 We are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

19 is not so annoying when spending money, but it will be difficult if you choose it for a long time.

Li Gang, Li Tianyi, Li and Li are all capable people!

2 1 You're not crazy, you're physically handicapped. I am in good health. I may be a pervert, but I'm super pervert.

Ms. Ye, I think you are in good health, too. So you're a pervert, too

Happiness means that you never have to think about who to answer. Am I happy or not?

Being with a woman every day feels like my period is coming.

You are a bit like a hedgehog, you know, if you are a little scared, you will stab anyone who comes near you.

I'm selling happiness ... happiness means that you are happy and don't care about answering other people's questions.

Any psychological and physical impulse will eventually return to calm. Life will still fall on rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea.

I think you, you are not a mortal, at least you are not an ordinary mortal, and you are particularly annoying.

29- Learning God is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics!

No matter how hard you try, you will never curse the people around you.

3 1 I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

If the weather is not beautiful, then I will love you enough to break the heart of the weather.

Choose between sisters and men, and choose sisters decisively, because sisters are more important than men.

I am human, but I am not kind, so don't cross my bottom line.

35 hot and cold, leave you and get out!

Because of your "sorry", I decided to make a clean break with you.

If you love me, you will die. You like me, will you die?

If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.

Don't come back to me when nobody wants you. Think of me as a recycling bin.

Dogs are better than people in this society now. At least you are kind to them, and they will wag their tails at you.

4 1 When a kind person takes off his mask, you don't even have a chance to kneel.

It is also romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.

Don't hook up with others just because I can't live without you.

There is a concern, called "what you see is always me who washed my hair"

A real man should dare to face his girlfriend's pie face and face his girlfriend's stubborn obesity.

A calm personality that is misunderstood and never explained is cultivated by people who are explained but not understood.

It is said that the characters in Hyun Dance are all in good shape. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

48 boys hit shirts: hahaha tastes the same, and they will be brothers in the future. Haha, the girl collided with the shirt: * * That woman is really ugly.

A word? What do you want me to answer? Do you want me to cry and tell you that I am not good without you? Forget it. I'm fine.

You have no right to say that I have changed. Do you know the proverb that I owe you?

5 1 You really interpret the people I hate very well. How should I say hello?

Listening to a class with glasses and watching a teacher talk is like watching a movie for 45 minutes.

Face the world in a trance with the laziest attitude.

Being used by others proves that you are still useful.

I won't be unreasonable after 55, so you have to look at me.

Brothers just muddle along, risking their lives for something.

Even if I'm at the end of my rope, I won't go back to those dogs that betrayed me.

I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I quit.

Attitude determines everything, and strength defends dignity. People should resist temptation and loneliness.

Life is not about birth, aging, illness and death.

6 1 ▓ The heart is dirty, not the world.

Teacher, just say which parent you like, and don't always hold parent-teacher conferences.

Living a normal life in Russia is none of Russia's business.

If you don't like me, don't look at me. Remember to take a detour when you see me in the future.

How much is love worth? Can you guarantee that?

I loved you and died for you. This is the proof that I have lived.

Everything is a cloud, so I'm beginning to believe in donkeys now.

The mid-term exam in' 68 is very important. I just want to scare you at the end of the exam, because I failed the exam now.

Women always make excuses for themselves. What kind of women?

I can't give you happiness, I can help you find happiness.

7 1 You have a wide range. Do you think you can find out if there is a spokesman for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs?

Why are you doing this? I guess you're here to participate in the defense war between husband and wife.

But those things about husband and wife are originally looking at flowers in the fog and watching the wind in the rain.

What you are worried about now is the sunrise in the east and the rain in the west. The road is sunny, but the sun is shining.

I deserve to be buried alive.

Chen Shimei and Qin Xianglian were like-minded at first.

Find one now. We don't want to drive a BMW or a Mercedes. We need a pilot.

Happiness means that you never have to answer who is happy and who is unhappy, that is, you are really happy.

Poor Ni once looked back and smiled, and the fascinated abbot was fascinated.

The little boy who once hurt you is in the next class.

The more I don't want to think about 8 1, the more things appear in my mind.

I thought I was good, but I was stopped by a cough.

It is agreed that I will break up with whoever asks me for my score in the next monthly exam.

Go crazy when you should, and make trouble when you should. Don't let the mad dog go out of tune!

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