Humorous sentences poking fun at hot weather

1, it's all cooked pork belly, and I almost brought salt to myself.

2. "Stay in your cool place"-this is really not a curse.

It took an hour to make up and opened the door without makeup.

I was scalded by tap water.

5. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

6. I hope there is Jam Hsiao in my city every day.

7, steamed buns in the house, teppanyaki outside the house.

8. I was just a handful of cumin before the barbecue.

9. A man fell and his face was badly burned.

10, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been set, and it actually burns.

1 1, want to fly to the sky and shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

12, a person died, and this person is called "hot".

13, Empress Dowager: I think it's better to change the flat peach banquet into a water-splashing festival, so that everyone can cool off.

14, Yue Lao: Now everyone who is looking for an object is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

15, Jade Emperor: Heaven has mastered the core technology and will soon install a giant central air conditioner in Lingxiao Hall.

16, it is said that Wuhan is a stove in summer, and it is only after you go that you really experience the taste of "Regan Noodles".

17. If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about military training this year. Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a lot cooler.

18, "It's so hot that I get a tan" and "It's white to stay at home every day".

19, the sun makes people fidgety and impatient to enjoy the cool under the tree.

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