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Talking about friends drying clothes and girlfriends unlocking food (60 sentences)

Chatting in the circle of friends and unlocking food with girlfriends (I) 1. Eat hot pot without speculation.

It's not that I can't afford to be thin

3. The window contains autumn snow in Xiling and stewed chicken mushrooms in the wilderness.

Now insert an advertisement for eating and broadcasting.

Eat when you are proud of life, otherwise you can't stand up straight on an empty stomach.

6. Of course, it's fun to have a full meal.

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

8. Why do experts suggest that you eat seven minutes full for dinner and three minutes full for supper?

9. Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight yet

10. Put food and love in your pocket.

1 1. Heroes don't ask where they come from, and beauties don't ask how important they are.

12. The so-called eating goods means that you have nothing to do when you are full.

13. Happy Planet Certified Tasting Officer

14. The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

15. Put food and love in your pocket.

16. Life is 30,000 days, and there is a fair-weather fairy.

17. Whether it's good or bad, it's a pleasure to cook yourself a delicious meal or try a new wine.

18. Only by filling the stomach can people not be empty.

19. You always get fat when you hang out.

20. As soon as the hot pot is opened, the troubles will be goodbye.

Chatting in the circle of friends and unlocking food with girlfriends (2)1. Eating a little should not make you fat.

22. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness have a life, and fatness are in the sky.

23. A person always feels lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.

24. Every meal is accurate to 7 points, which means that one year 1095 meals are unhappy.

25. What is courage? I know I'll get fat after eating this meal, but I'm still going ahead.

26. Eat too fat; Don't be greedy.

27. The small theater where the upland rice people live.

28. Insist on food and love.

29. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.

30. Regard weight as nothing and food as everything.

3 1. Come to my arms, or let me live in your belly, wake up the sleeping taste buds and absorb food.

32. I didn't make progress and thought a lot about mutton kebabs.

33. Looking for a man is looking for someone who can help me steal other people's bread!

34. You always see the goddess holding a delicious selfie, but she is never fat. In fact, she took a bite of everything and put down her chopsticks.

35. Whose mouth is eating away? Oh, it's me.

I don't have to fall in love, but I really can't miss a meal.

37. You are like meat on hot bricks, sitting firmly in the center of love.

38. Life lasts 30,000 days, and wine and meat are like immortals.

39. Everyone has a bowl of noodles in his heart, and you can secretly guess its taste.

40. People will not be empty when they are full.

Chatting in the circle of friends and unlocking food with girlfriends (3) 4 1. The day I fell in love with you was not because you were so good, but because the sunshine was just right and I was full.

42. The hairline is getting higher and higher, and the ceiling is getting lower and lower, but eating a delicious meal is like going back to childhood.

43. There are trees in the mountains and branches in the trees. Do you want to eat crispy roast duck?

44. Pass on the happy fragments of feeding.

45. Life is short. Fortunately, there are barbecue hot pot and spicy incense pot.

46. There is only one world, but there are many canteens.

47. Yuan Qi breakfast ingredients: patience, good attitude+a little creativity.

48. The torch of love is lit in the kitchen.

49. We will never be alone on the road of no return.

50. In order to relieve your summer heat, start with midnight snack.

5 1. In the world of fireworks, food is in the belly.

52. The warmth of hot noodle soup will bring food. Remember it for me.

53. I don't want to hear and teach. I just want to eat a small cake.

54. It's a pity that you can only watch the delicious food I baked.

55. Kitchen is the last bastion of happiness.

56. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat …

57. What is your soul food?

58. Remember to eat meat when life is busy.

59. The midnight snack is to be put into another stomach.

60. I want to eat braised chicken rice!

Eat delicious food with girlfriends on weekends and send sentences to friends.

Eating delicious food and making friends with girlfriends on weekends (I) 1. Live up to the delicious food at the best time.

2. The house belongs to Sun, the car belongs to Sun, the food belongs to Sun, and the love belongs to Sun. That's nothing. You can go out to bask in the sun at noon.

3. Some pustules are equivalent to eating goods, but eating goods is not necessarily pustules. The basic difference between the two is that pustules are very edible and foodies are very good at eating.

The mission of hot pot is to give food a brand-new soul, just as you have reshaped me.

It's good to eat, but you forget it after eating.

6. Midnight snack is that 2% food fragments are put into another stomach +98% cuteness constitutes me.

7. Life is a long road, and food is often accompanied.

8. Who comes from mountains, rivers and lakes, but is confined in the kitchen and love day and night?

9. It is said that eating food will not fail because it is too heavy, and the high number will not hang up.

10. Love in the heart makes food delicious.

1 1. People who have dry food have dry food.

12. We will be cured by food when we come back at night.

13. All languages are better than going home for dinner.

14. Whether it's good or bad, it's a pleasure to cook yourself a delicious meal or try a new wine.

15. If you don't try to eat and drink today, try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

16. The world of mortals keeps you company, so get fat for free.

17. Good food and good wine will not be stopped because of lovelorn. Yes, toothache is unbearable, but it won't kill you.

18. I have gained some meat, so I won't lose it. Keep eating, well, just for fun.

19. Pleasing yourself is the king of life.

20. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss. Others are full after eating two bites, and I can eat two more when I am full. . .

I have a heart to lose weight, but a mouth to eat food.

22. Eat too fat; Don't be greedy.

23. Life is short. Another bowl.

24. I have always admired milk tea, and I don't go to sugar, ice or drink less.

25. Have a good weekend. Sure enough, all bad moods can be cured by beautiful scenery and delicious food.

26. Lonely people should have enough to eat.

27. Eating is the best comfort.

28. Today is my treat. Please like me.

29. The motherland has not been reunified. Let's discuss losing weight another day.

30. Everything is not so bad. You can at least have a good meal.

3 1. As long as the bowl is full, life will not be empty.

32. Happiness is: the food is in the pot, friends miss it, and don't ask about tomorrow.

33. the aftertaste is endless, and the entrance will melt.

34. Draw the ground as a prison and live up to it.

35. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be very unhappy.

36. Beef with coriander lives forever!

37. I have to keep my heart. No wonder I can't lose weight.

One day, your sweetheart will find you wearing potato cakes, cotton candy on your feet and a roast chicken leg in your hand. You must wait.

39. Cooking is a pleasure.

Life has many flavors, so please enjoy it late at night.

Eat delicious food and make friends with your girlfriends on weekends (Chapter 3) 4 1. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness have a life, and fatness are in the sky.

42. I am a heartless strawberry ice cream.

43. Pepsi, everything is Fanta.

44. Love can be talked about slowly. Meat must be eaten while it is hot, or it will not taste good when it is cold.

45. Eat what you want and go where you want to go.

46. The happy little thing is called breakfast.

47. I was either eating or eating on the way.

48. Cooking is an expected trip, crossing mountains and seas, all the way just to meet your tongue.

49. Whole foods are beautiful every day, and there are endless dishes every night.

50. Why are there little fat cows and sheep but no little fat pigs when eating hot pot? Because pigs eat calves and lambs around the table.

5 1. I don't smell fireworks, but I eat delicious food.

52. Eat when you are proud of your life, or you can't stand up straight on an empty stomach.

53. Friends circle is basking in food every day ~ I was so busy at work that I could only bask in overtime meals yesterday.

54. Please take 128 G's stomach and wander around the world with me. Wherever you go, you will be at home.

The food I cooked for you is the most beautiful love letter for you.

56. There are trees on the mountain and branches on the wood. Do you want to eat sweet-skinned roast duck?

57. Tell me about the New Year's Eve in your memory.

58. Who said that the instant noodle partner is ham sausage? I think it's the TV.

59. Every moment, there is a dish that awakens memories.

Suitable for basking in delicious food with friends and sending humorous feelings to friends (60 highlights)

Suitable for basking in delicious food with friends and making humorous feelings in friends circle: the first article 1. Life is 30,000 days, and there are fair-weather fairies.

2. Homesickness in moon cakes.

I am gaining weight, so I will continue to eat, well, just for fun.

The torch of love is lit in the kitchen.

5. Yuan Qi breakfast ingredients: patience, good attitude+a little creativity.

6. Enjoy your stomach and want to be thin.

7. I'm eating carefully

8. You have to be fat if you want to be fat.

9. Eat more, not fat, and be positive.

10. Countless happiness, inescapable fat

1 1. People who are willing to cook for others are not so selfish.

12. I want to share my sweetness with you.

13. Eating is a pleasure, and taste is a taste.

14. The kitchen is the last bastion of happiness.

15. The warmer the body, the more full the fireworks.

16. If your brain can't hold anything, put it in your stomach.

17. In the end, the edge of life will be boiled into the gentlest soup.

18. The kitchen is not cold.

19. Three meals were normal and four meals were satisfactory.

20. Nothing is more painful than someone waiting for you with a hot meal.

It is suitable for drying food with friends and making friends feel humorous. Part II 2 1. Meat is the best way to save the world.

22. Between fireworks, the flavor lasts forever.

23. Cooking is a trip back to the original point.

24. Eat what you like and live a lovely life.

25. Stall: Take whatever you want.

26. If you don't try to eat and drink today, try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

27. Cook your life with love and sincerity, and warm your every late night.

28. It is the driving force behind the brilliance of life.

29. Have a rest at the weekend, and don't forget to cook.

30. Let your stomach feel full and your heart feel full.

3 1. Please take a 256G stomach and follow me around the world.

32. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

33. You have to wait five minutes to eat instant noodles and eight minutes to eat eggs, waiting for what you like.

34. Today is my treat. Please like me.

35. It is the happiness of the stomach and the brain.

36. Everyone has a bowl of noodles in his heart, and you can secretly guess its taste.

37. I am fat, and everyone has a share.

38. Leave your weight to the food you love, your eyes to the beautiful scenery, your waiting to the sincerity you have been looking for, your joy to the courage to break through obstacles again and again, and your hug to yourself who will never leave.

39. The moon has fallen into the sea. Let's go fishing in the sea tonight.

40. Love the kitchen and home.

Suitable for drying food with friends and sending a humorous mood to a circle of friends. Talk about the third article 4 1. Life is short, eating meat is the best way to help the world.

42. A veritable porter for eating and drinking

43. Meet Socrates in the kitchen.

44. I like to eat meat in fungus and green beans in meat.

45. Swallow your sadness in one gulp.

46. No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

47. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

48. Life is short, sausage barbecue and incense pot.

49. I don't smell fireworks, but I eat delicious food.

50. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery and delicious food.

5 1. A cupcake is like chewing the moon. It's crispy and fleshy inside.

52. Food regulates life.

53. Life is short. Another bowl.

54. The world is cold, and the white porcelain plum soup hits a wall in midsummer.

55. Eat hot pot around the stove in winter.

56. What you can't keep is the past, what you can't reach is the distance, and what you can't let go of is the food.

57. I am a heartless strawberry ice cream.

58. osmanthus smells like chestnut yellow.

59. The Milky Way is not as hot as mala Tang.

60. Life is not only sweet, but also the taste of the sea.

Friends are happy to eat vegetables on weekends.

Friends are happy to eat vegetables on weekends. Talk about friends circle (Part I) 1. Heroes don't ask the source, and dry rice doesn't ask the weight.

2. Another happy day surrounded by carbohydrates.

3. Enjoy achievements at high tide and enjoy life at low tide.

4. Why do experts recommend eating seven minutes full for dinner, because the other three minutes should be a midnight snack.

5. The propeller is smooth and Thomas is delicious.

6. Friends get together, accompanied by food.

7. Fortunately, I am a little fat, and I can feel my stomach when I am sad.

8. I am gaining weight, but I won't lose weight. I'll keep eating, uh, just for fun.

9. Stay with me. At least I have more than ten catties of meat than others. I love you.

10. We will be cured by food when we come back at night.

1 1. Life is short. Fortunately, there are barbecue hot pot and spicy incense pot.

12. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, where I can eat all the food every day and talk all the time.

13. It turns out that the edge of life will eventually be boiled into the gentlest soup.

14. Leave your weight to the food you love, your eyes to the beautiful scenery, your waiting to the sincerity you have been looking for, your joy to the courage to break through obstacles again and again, and your hug to yourself who will never leave.

15. If the other person likes you, having breakfast together is true love.

16. I hope I will always be an age where I can eat without getting fat, enjoy food without fear, and grow up.

17. Yinhe is not as hot as mala Tang.

18. Put food and love in your pocket.

Friends are happy to eat vegetables on weekends. Talk about it in the circle of friends (2) 19. Look for food in the ordinary, and have a warm taste in the middle of the night.

20. In the middle of the night, under the moonlight, beautiful women cook fish heads.

2 1. Sunshine food is a love of ordinary life.

Hunger is the best cook.

23. Why are there little fat cows and sheep but no little fat pigs when eating hot pot? Because pigs eat calves and lambs around the table.

24. frying and boiling are all ways to make it delicious, and so is refueling.

If you eat a little, you shouldn't gain weight.

26. As soon as the rain stopped, the lotus branches were fragrant and a basket was hot.

27. After 30,000 days of life, there is a fair-weather fairy.

28. It's a pity that you can only watch the delicious food I baked.

29. I want to be a happy punk, with food, drink and care.

30. Have a rest at the weekend, and don't forget to cook.

3 1. Eat the food you want and go where you want to go.

We should have the simplest life and the farthest dream. Even if it's freezing tomorrow, it's still a long way.

33. Good food can be expensive, but the cost of losing weight is not high.

34. Homesickness in moon cakes.

35. The hot pot is gurgling, and my heart is pounding.

36. I'd like a glass of red dates and wolfberry whisky, please.

Friends are happy to eat vegetables on weekends. Friends circle talks (Part III) 37. Meet thousands of kinds of food, meet thousands of people, and know and cherish thousands of lives.

38. The Milky Way is boiling hot, so it's better to have a bowl of mala Tang.

39. I don't want to listen to the sermon, I just want to eat cookies.

40. Only by filling one's stomach can one not be empty.

4 1. Have dinner before going to bed, or you will have a hungry dream.

42. Dry rice people, dry rice souls, and dry rice people must use pots for dry rice.

43. I really want to eat noodles!

44. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator? -from the world of eating goods

45.2% food fragments +98% cuteness pieced me together.

46. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers and want to eat hot pot and cook it themselves.

47. If you are born in, you are born in fat.

48. Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and lunch is satisfactory.

49. CDs are the highest appreciation of food.

People who eat snacks have the deepest loneliness in the world.

5 1. As long as I eat fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.

52. Gather ingredients from all directions, taste the misty rain in one city and set off fireworks to others.

53. Lonely people should have a full meal (Singles Day).

54. Beef with coriander lives forever!

Friends are happy to eat vegetables on weekends. (Part IV) 55. Cooking at home is not only a way of life, but also an attitude towards life. Do you like this family full of fireworks?

56. Super invincible somersault is delicious.

57. Meet Socrates in the kitchen.

58. Today is 128G's stomach.

59. There are trees in the mountains and branches in the trees. Do you want to eat crispy roast duck?

60. But for food, don't live forever!

6 1. Sorry, I want to eat meat.

62. The secret of staying happy: there is always meat in the bowl.

63. Some people say that it's good to live alone, so you don't have to waste time waiting for someone or being waited for. Not everyone who lives alone will be sloppy, but most people admit that when you are alone, you can eat as many chicken wings as you can.

64. Eat food, enjoy it in your mouth, and want to be thin in your heart.

65. I am a heartless strawberry ice cream.

66. If I want to get fat, I have to get fat.

67. Eat and drink day after day

68. With the heart to lose weight, why do you have a mouth to eat food? For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl.

69. One expects different tastes and always cares about the situation.

70. Human fireworks are the greatest support for the human heart.