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What cheating membership cards have you had?
Let me start with my first cheating card: full membership card.
As we all know, this is a membership card of a 24-hour convenience store, which is mainly used to store some points for ordinary consumption, members buy one get one free every day and so on. I applied for this card at first because the cashier's sister was beautiful and it was convenient downstairs in our company. I lost my membership card after using it for a month and applied for a new one. I said before that there was an integral on it, but I was told that the integral could not be moved and I had to change it. It doesn't matter! I didn't know how to cheat the full membership card until that day: normal consumption 10 yuan equals 1 minute, and then 25 minutes equals 1 yuan. If you want to buy a bottle of mineral water and 3 yuan money, that means you need 75 points to get the 750 yuan. At that time, I changed two bottles of water, which was my daily meal money that I spent completely in a month. Then I gradually went to another store to buy breakfast.
That is the second kind of cheating card I will talk about next: the bakery card.
Actually, I don't like bread and cake, but I like cream. For this cream, every time I go, I will get a baking membership card near my company or where I live. I have made this card for three months. I had a card in Nanjing before, which contained more than 150, and then the store insisted that I empty it myself, saying it was safe. I took photos and gave my card to my friend in Nanjing in various ways, but the other party just didn't want to be angry with me. The reason for this card is that their system is too unreliable. You can't report your mobile phone number with your membership card every time. Bread tastes like that, but it's better than other bakeries in Cangxing Street!
The third kind of cheat card: supermarket membership card or some national chain store cards.
Supermarket membership cards are divided into points and recharge. The former is said to be available in national chain stores. What is the result? When you really go to other cities, it means a restricted area! There is also that prepaid cards are too limited to cities, even if they are still limited to regions. What the hell? National chain cards are referred to as underwear stores. You go to spend, it is said that chain stores are different in nature. As a consumer, how do you know whether you are a chain store or a franchise store? You didn't reply to me after you changed the number, when you said you didn't hear from me. I bought it in your store for more than 6 years and spent it for more than 6 years! !
There are also some membership cards, such as after-sales membership cards for mobile phones, which are really terrible. At first, I told you to deal with various advantages. Later, you were a grandson and they were grandfathers!
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