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Have a happy meal and say something.

1, eating is a blessing, the more the better.

2. Eating vegetables means that others will be full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two bites when you are full.

3. The world of mortals keeps you company, so get fat for nothing.

What wakes you up every day is not a dream, not an emergency, but an uneasy soul, because you are hungry.

5, there are two things that others can't take away, one is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a dreamy foodie.

6. The only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

7, don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has not lost weight after walking hundreds of miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

8. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

9. I want to eat roast leg of lamb, hot pot and potato chips. I want to eat meat, meat, meat, meat.

10, I think I should go to lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 100 ml of lard.