Humor of mosquito killing and funny circle of friends bitten by mosquitoes

2. I used to be an old monk. This is cold pine liquid. Mosquitoes fall in and can be smashed for thousands of years.

3, fleas and bees are guilty, not as bad as mosquitoes. Ten thousand branches fall like a bomb, and you bite the page.

4. Rest at midnight in May, and hungry mosquitoes still camp. But if you want blood, do you feel your life is light? Gu Jining was ashamed of himself, and the drinker dragged out an ignoble existence. I am willing to pay for the world and make the night scene clear.

I feel that I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables when I take a shower every day.

6. Raising a son is like raising a mosquito. Stop fighting, he will bother you.

7. I didn't have the energy to hit mosquitoes, and then I fell asleep.

8. On a heavy summer night, the Orchid Hall is open, and flying mosquitoes are waiting for the dark sound like thunder. At first, the noise is frightening, but if the conversation comes from Nanshan.

9. If you gather in the faint thunder, your skin will not be satisfied. If the emperor is unjust, he teaches meat in trivial matters. The poor people, without crimson gauze, struggled to lie in the hut. What do you mean fruitful? There is no millet in your stomach.

10, eat it and make up for my loss.

1 1, flapping his wings and sharing his red belly, the river cried like thunder at night. Excuse me, be greedy, how many smelly things fill your stomach. Yue Nv is like a flower living in a river bend, and Chang 'e condenses at night. I'm afraid you'll stir up the brocade window, and ten axes will light up the night jade.

12, I feel my IQ is getting higher and higher in the fight against mosquitoes.

13, on a summer night without mosquito-repellent incense, I fought mosquitoes like this!

14, it has been moving day and night, and the blood is killing people. Don't be a tiger in the forest, but an ant in the account.

15, which is less attractive to mosquitoes than itself.

16, it is not poverty that keeps me awake every day, but mosquitoes.

17, you killed it, but it shed your blood.

18, don't think that clapping is encouragement, so do mosquitoes!

19, mosquito repellent is like fighting a war. Either you die or I itch.

20, we met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? Mosquitoes leave the baby alone.

2 1, Mozzie, treat you like a big tree.

22. There are mosquitoes in the world, waiting for the night to lick people's skin. Looking at mosquitoes in the sky, they will kill each other during the day.

23, to see the sun, win glory for yourself, afraid of mosquito bites.

24, summer grass addiction map, smelling sweat and difficult to stare. If there is no veil at home, it is difficult to sleep well.

25. There is silence in the morning and evening, and the bottom of the house rings at night. Laughter can't scare people, but emptiness will disturb Hu Die's dream.

26, the attitude that friends are lighter than inflammation, the royal population repeatedly hates people. Although you can get stuck in the dark, you are killed by greed.

27. Fight mosquitoes in summer with the heroes of the reunion!

28. Did you duel with Mozzie today?

29. Apply a layer of crane top red on your body, and mosquitoes will be poisoned when they fall on your body.

30, bloodthirsty people are bold and more carefree. Leisure poems dare to mock me, Joule is covered in bags.

3 1, mosquito repellent is going to the battlefield, either you die or I itch.

32, sleepy, vowed to fight mosquitoes to the end.

33. Even if it is very hot in summer, will you still give the mosquito a set meal? Eat more pudding, mosquitoes don't bite!

34. The mosquito was really angry after biting you, but what was even more angry was that it bit you, but you couldn't find it!

Give you all the red envelopes. Do not bite me.

36. Decisively play the demon, and see people politely send red envelopes; Gluttony is full of blood, and people are reimbursed!

37. I have been favored by mosquitoes since summer.

38. Stay away from mosquitoes and my baby.

Don't move when the mosquito bites you, hold your breath and suffocate.

40. Sleep, sleep, mosquito bites, sleepless tonight. Wake up, wake up, my thoughts are touching, and I have no sleep tonight.

4 1, take a bowl of fresh chicken blood, and it says: It has been disinfected, please feel free to drink it.

42. risk your life to approach me every day.

43, familiar with the three-character classics, outwit vampires.

I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I picked up a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.

45, maybe you liposuction, what is the ability to suck blood.

46, mosquitoes are helpless, for the next generation. Suck a little of your blood for a lifetime.

47, the mouth is light and the voice is similar. I don't know that after the blood is full, life is in the hands of people.