Tell an interesting sentence

Speaking funny sentences and humorous words play an indispensable role in life, because they can adjust our mood, especially when we are sad. Sometimes reading funny sentences can make us happy. Look at the interesting sentences.

Say funny sentences 1 1. The classmate who plays mobile phone in front reminds the classmate who speaks in the middle not to disturb the classmate who sleeps behind.

I remember that a few years ago, being single was called a nobleman, but in recent years, I became a dog.

3. When I was in junior high school, I set up the Qinglong Gang with some buddies, but I didn't know why it was discovered by the class teacher, so I abruptly changed it into the Qinglong Learning Group.

4. "What is the biggest shame of being a student?" "Cheated, failed!"

Playing computer in the room today, I heard my parents quarreling in the living room. I heard my father shout to my mother, "What can you do? Having a son is like an idiot.

Not to be outdone, my mother roared, "Your son is just like SB." I laughed directly in the room and thought, "The quarrel between these two people is so funny ... Half an hour later, I reacted with a tingle:" This is not right, I am the only son in my family. "

6. The Zen master asked, "Do you think it is better to have a piece of gold or a pile of dirt?" The visitor said, "Of course it's gold!" The Zen master smiled and said, "What if I give you seeds?" The visitor thought for a moment and suddenly smiled: "Then I'll leave you a mailbox!" " "

7. A buddy went to work to catch the bus, so he bought sweet potatoes at the intersection and put them in his pocket. After getting on the bus, he sat in the chair and heard a poof.

The buddy got up quickly, looked at the yellow ass pocket and told the whole car that this was a sweet potato. He put it in his mouth for fear that the whole car wouldn't believe him. And the whole car threw up! Touch the front trouser pocket after eating. Shit, the sweet potato is still there. ...

8. In biology class, teacher: German shepherd is a hybrid between a wolf and a dog, so what is a hybrid between a tiger and a lion? Xiaoming: It's called Lao Shi. Teacher: Get out …

9. Niu Niu is too playful these days. She made a few mistakes in her math homework yesterday! Dad asked her: Look at you, why are you wrong with so many questions! Think about it and give me an explanation later! Niu Niu turned around quietly, took out the tape from the drawer and said, Dad, here is the tape.

10. A teacher suddenly received a strange phone call at two o'clock in the middle of the night one day. She vaguely heard the other party say, are you asleep? The teacher said, well, who are you? The other party suddenly shouted, you slept so well, and I am still doing my homework at the moment. And then I hung up. The teacher is a mess in bed alone.

1 1. I chatted with a male net friend last night, and he said, we have known each other for a year and haven't seen you yet. Come to the video!

I said, I'm ugly, which will scare you. He said: nothing, I am bold and afraid. I said, okay. Dim the lights, turn on the video and watch him fall flat. I took off my skull mask: Hum, you are still bragging!

12. I don't object to girls wearing skirts in summer, especially miniskirts. Everyone knows that they want to be cool, but why do they wear safety pants under short skirts? Is the most basic trust between people gone? Will I still spy on you?

13. Once I went to the hospital, the nurse said, "Touch your leg to see if you feel anything." I really felt something when I touched it. The nurse blushed and said, "Touch your leg."

14. There is a child whose head looks like a brick, and all his classmates laugh at him! He went back and asked his mother, "Is my head a brick?" Mom said that you would know by taking a picture by the well, so the child came to the well and put his head in, and heard someone shouting below: "Don't throw bricks at the people above!" " "

15. After Newton died, he left a bunch of formulas. After Qu Yuan's death, he left a three-day holiday. Or China people love China people!

16. "Xiong Da later joined the League of Legends. His name is lei Hao. " "What about Xiong Er?" "I was taken away by Annie." I was speechless.

17. reporter interviewed on the street: "aunt, what do you think the dusty weather in Beijing will bring you?" Aunt said: "The impact is too great! The first thing is that you have to see clearly that I am your uncle. "

18. I bought a pack of cigarettes downstairs in the morning and turned around and left. Behind him came the boss's voice: "handsome boy, you haven't paid for your cigarettes yet." I rode motorhead and never looked back. Not me. I know very well that I have never been associated with the word "handsome boy"

19. "Dad, what is a girlfriend?" "When you grow up, if you are a good person, you will have a girlfriend ~" "What if I am a bad person?" "Then you will have several or even more girlfriends ~"

20. Hee hee and haha are good friends. Suddenly one day haha died, and hee hee went to haha's grave and said.

Haha, you are dead, haha, you are dead. ...

2 1. "Why don't you play basketball when you are so tall?" "Why don't you sell sesame cakes when you are so short?"

22. It is understandable that there is no beef in the beef noodles, no wife in the old lady's cake and no breasts in the bra.

23. I can eat by my face, but I have to work hard. This is the gap between me and Mingming. . .

Ten years ago, I didn't even know the logo of BMW. Now sitting in a BMW, holding the steering wheel and looking ahead, I can't help feeling a lot. At this time, a beautiful woman came to the car with a smile and grace and said to me, "Master, has my car been repaired?" May I begin? "

25. Who can read it all at once: red carp, green carp and donkey ~

Tell a funny sentence 2 1. You must not be hot and cold to me, or I will catch a cold.

If you look in the mirror and pay taxes, I'm afraid some women will go bankrupt.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

5. What is the world? The sage replied, "Waste!"

6. On a whim, I took my photo as a desktop and got a virus.

7. When do you hug each other? You are watching the fun.

8. What's your status? You have an ID card.

9. The lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

10, money is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's gone after use.

1 1, thinking that there are still many things to do tomorrow, and I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.

12, if you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore alive.

13, tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

14, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, I can't have both, and I left.

15, as long as the hoe jumps well, how can a corner be dug down?

16, I hope I can be a rich and interesting person, but I can't, just have money.

17, don't waste new tears for old sadness!

18, 1 10,000,1100,000 are all the same, because I don't have any!

19, before I touched the flowers and twisted the grass, someone else pulled it out.

20. Cherish life-if God keeps you alive, you must have his plan.

2 1, I have a bad temper, a bad temper, a bad personality and a bad appearance. The only thing that can make me proud is: easy to digest!

22, teacher, you wait, the old woman wants the Buddha to marry.

23, narcissism plus brain damage, that is self-harm!

24. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

25. Do you think you look good in person or in photos? -Turn off the lights.

26. The sour taste of love is forgotten, but the fragrance of money will always be remembered.

27. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

28. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't you call?

29. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

30, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that going out without money is particularly free every day.

3 1, sometimes you have to be thin in life and always fat in life. Eat today, get fat tomorrow, and worry tomorrow.

32. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. ...

34. I am not afraid that the leader is like a donkey, but that my subordinates are like pigs.

35, the face is a thing outside the body, you can take it or not, money is a must, you have to.

These interesting pictures are funny, and every sentence is funny. May you be happy every day.