Speak humorously, son.

This can be said in such a funny way. Just learn more.

1. Classic dining table hilarious. At the dinner table, the mother said to her daughter, "Honey, you should eat more vegetables of different colors. The book says that the more kinds of colors, the more complete nutrition. Do you understand? " Daughter: "I understand." Mom: "Count the colors of the dishes served tonight." The daughter looked at it carefully and said, "six, including the burnt part, a total of seven kinds." . . . "

I smile every day. At noon today, Gao Fushuai, who has a secret crush for a long time, called me and asked me to have dinner together. She also said that she would bring him walnuts when she went. I went to the whole market and couldn't find anyone selling walnuts, so I bought some fruit to take with me. Who knew Gao Fushuai kicked me out? Why, I didn't even eat!

The embarrassed daughter is funny and funny. We are short of water here. Neighborhood committees require every family to emphasize water conservation. Talking about this at home at night, the five-year-old daughter said, "Dad, why don't you ask me?" I said, "You are too young to do anything." She said with an uneven face: "I think it over. Saving water is everyone's responsibility. No matter who fights with me again, I promise not to cry.

When I was young, every time I asked my mother for money, my mother always said, "What do you think I look like, like a bank?" In fact, for a minor child, parents are banks. If I really go to the bank to ask for money myself, the cashier will definitely say, "What do you think I look like, like your mother?"