Humorous remarks about weight loss

1. Don’t buy new clothes until you lose weight!

2. How can you lose weight if you can’t keep your mouth shut?

3. When it comes to gaining weight, if you have the ability, don’t focus on your waist, focus on your chest instead.

4. Eat hard and sleep with your sweetheart.

5. You can’t even handle your own flesh, but you still want to handle others.

6. You are already ugly enough, and you are also fat. You take all the bad things.

7. If you are not full, you will have only one trouble; if you are full, you will have countless troubles! !

8. The summer fat has not been lost yet and the autumn fat has to be put on again.

9. The biggest reason that prevents young people in China from getting rich is that they always want to reward themselves.

10. You said take care of yourself many years ago and I still haven’t lost weight.

11. I have an appetite that I shouldn’t have at this age.

12. You are so beautiful, you can’t be more than half a month old.

13. There is not much time left for you in spring.

14. A small discount is for clothes, a big discount is for men.

15. Going to bed hungry is the beginning of becoming a beautiful woman.

16. I hope that in the future you will gain not only weight, but knowledge and knowledge. You can do it for yourself.

17. Walk into a store and see all kinds of clothes.

18. One whiteness covers three ugliness, one fatness destroys everything.

19. If you set a weight loss flag, you must complete it even if you cry.

20. If you eat one meal every three days, whoever loses weight will look better.

21. If you are thinner than her and prettier than her, you will win.

22. If you eat less rice today, your idol will marry you tomorrow.

23. Look at your fat face, what qualifications do you have to eat!

24. I am a very self-disciplined person. Since I said I want to lose weight, then I Just keep saying it.

25. Lose weight and look good. Good-looking and useful.

26. Eat one less grain of rice every day and Xiaoyang will live in your heart.

27. Eat less meat today and I will walk in the Victoria’s Secret catwalk tomorrow.

28. His ex-girlfriend doesn’t eat as much as you do.

29. Eat well, lose weight well, and work well.

30. If you move for one more minute, your husband will be different.

31. Your idol likes someone who is 90 pounds overweight.

32. A fat man only has a stomach and no future.

33. It is better to enjoy losing weight with your body than to enjoy it with your mouth.

34. All worries come from being poor and fat.