Enthusiastic QQ is funny. Tell me about it.

1, do you know what you are to me? You are like my period. I'm tired of seeing you, but I don't want to see you.

2. You love me, or you don't love me, and I'm there, holding you tight.

I would never quarrel with you if I were smart, because I would never quarrel with you.

4. Buddha said that color is empty, and empty is color. Tonight, I want to be free.

5, it is said that this is the state when eating: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

6. The early bird catches the worm. I don't get up to eat at noon.

7, drink Sanlu milk powder, the waist is not sour, the legs are not painful, and even the heart does not jump!

8. Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale.

9. If you like a girl, buy her something to eat. If you gain weight, it's yours.

10, the minimum goal of a college student: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

12, I hate it when people see my bangs being blown in half by the strong wind.

13,-I always envy my deskmate having the best deskmate in the world.

14, I don't turn over the books in the exam, I am a pig. Don't panic if you cheat, but pretend to be caught.

15, dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

16, what I hate most is the word "ellipsis" in the reference answer.

17, it is said that this is the state when foodies are crazy: they enjoy their mouths and want to be thin.

18, life is to smile at others and make them smile by the way.

19, Big Wolf is too poor to buy a new hat, and it will always be a patched hat.

20, happiness is like: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, bump men hit monsters!

2 1, that woman looks good at first sight, so it's better to look carefully.

22. Nippon, please look at the map. Are you from China? Answer; Earthworms.

I will be an antique in 50 years, so you should collect me now.

24. 10086 is good for me. I sent it a short message, and it sent me three messages back.

25. When I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to' Then what?' . As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

Young women like rich people, so try a 60-year-old man.

27, life since ancient times, who has no shit, who has no paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

28. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a coldness called autumn trousers.

29. I said to my deskmate, "My deskmate is a pig." She shouted, "Your deskmate is a pig!

30. You said ice is water for sleeping. All I remember is a sigh that fart is shit.

3 1, a teacher's sign: sucking powder, selling music and sitting on the stage-this is my life.

32. Be a low-key person and read a high-profile book, so my mother has been emphasizing it.

33. Q: "Why don't you say it and keep it in your heart?" A: "I want to expand my chest!

34. The class was silent. Life is crazy after class.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

36, homework, let's break up, I don't think we are really suitable.

37. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

38. Baidu is a liar. I've copied a perfect score composition for more than ten years, but I've never got a perfect score.

39. Do you love me or not? I was there, holding you tight.

40. People are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.

Qq is funny, funny, and 2020.

1, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

2. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

Do you think I am afraid of gossip? What I'm afraid of is that you listen to those right and wrong.

A dull life is not what I want, it will make me feel like a dead man.

Traveling with my husband and meeting my ex-boyfriend, I exchanged a few pleasantries. On the way back, my husband asked me, "Who was that talking to you just now?" Me: "I am an advanced worker in the following units!

6. Sister, I'm not sentimental. My sister just likes beautiful things.

7. For me, 8 13 is not Valentine's Day, but the day of school.

8. You are tired if you have a heart. If you have no heart, it doesn't matter.

9. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

10, slash my heart and say you love me, lover. You have a good sense of humor.

1 1, once I went to the subway with my boyfriend and played a trust game on the way. I closed my eyes and he led me away. I got on the subway smoothly, and finally he helped me sit down. Then he said, "Don't drive, this seat was given by someone else."

12, north nose, oil injection.

13, my husband caught a cold and coughed badly these days. My wife found medicine for him. The husband said, "Can I take medicine to relieve my cough?" My wife said it would work! "My husband came home at night, and his wife asked him how the effect was. Honey, it really works. Cough, pull the trouser pocket, cough, pull the trouser pocket, I cough with fear. ...

14, my friend sent a message saying that she was hit by a car, and I expressed concern. She answered. She was scared. It's okay. I mean, did she miss it? As a result, this damn intelligent input method was typed as "Aren't you dead?" And it's out, I can't even pull it …

15, I heard today that my neighbor's sister had an affair after only one year of marriage and eloped abroad with a rich second generation. This makes me, an unmarried person, have a little fear of marriage. What should I do if I don't meet the rich second generation after marriage?

16, bears can save America @

17, "In order to lose weight, I reluctantly spent 3,000 yuan on a fitness card. Although I didn't go once, I didn't have money to eat. I really lost 10 A Jin month. " -It really works!

18, I heard a woman say loudly in the hospital: "Doctor, I want to take off the ring you pressed for me yesterday. The doctor asked why. She said, "Stab people. The doctor asked how to tie it? She said, stab her husband. Then I saw her husband looking for cracks in the ground.

19,-No matter how awesome, you can pick it up with your mouth when it falls from the sky.

20, diaosi will eventually counterattack, and the fungus will not return to powder.

2 1, the death squad is: no food during the day, no sleep at night, military training to death.

22. Wife: Honey, I want to eat an apple and wash one for me. Honey, I'm not going. Honey, you don't listen to me. Honey, I'm not a voice-activated wife. I patted her and her husband left obediently. Honey, that's a touch screen.

23. Notice of commencement: Your school was rebuilt in a different place and was forced to postpone its commencement. Because your school collapsed innocently, the school has a special holiday for one year.

24. I watch TV with my sister. My mother came over with two apples. My sister grabbed them and said, "It's all mine." Mother said angrily, "One for each person." Then Lz happily grabbed one from her sister and said with a smile, "It's still mom." My mother snatched it from me again, took a bite, and said with a straight face, "It's not you.

25. It doesn't matter if you destroy me, because others will destroy you in the next second.

26. Just after dinner in the evening, a rich second generation kept talking and boasting about how great he felt. I looked at him silently, thinking that I was a descendant of the dragon and a socialist successor, and said nothing. What are you dragging? Hum!

27. Loneliness in excitement, excitement in loneliness. The feeling of missing you is to drink a cup of coffee with wine ... will you miss me?

28. What we like in our mouths is our habits! It turns out that eating chocolate is addictive!

29, waiting for the bus after school, the bus came, I want to use the bus card to wave, indicating that I want to sit, I took out a menstrual towel, (menstrual towel and bus card are put in the school uniform, the school uniform pocket is very large) I will never forget everyone's eyes …

30, the bathroom is newly opened, and the discount is big! The customer asked, "What's the price?" The boss said, "Men's bathroom 10, women's bathroom 100." Customer: "Why is the gap between men and women so big!" Boss: "That's right. Excuse me, which bathroom do you want to go into? "

3 1, can I have sex with my chest hair and waist?

You'd better leave me! Go as far as possible. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you. You will only hurt me. The more you love me, the more painful I am ... dead mosquito.

33. A man's hand was cut by a kitchen knife, and his girlfriend was preparing to bandage it. The man said contemptuously, you help me suck it and disinfect it. His girlfriend asked him why, and he said it proved that you love me. His girlfriend said, "Does feeding you blood mean loving you?" ? He nodded, and then his girlfriend slowly took off her pants and said, "I'll give you another chance to prove that you love me!" " My period is coming!

34. Don't say that personality is incompatible, don't say constellation, don't tell lies in your eyes, the key is face and background, right? I'm right, right?

Interviewer: "Your resume says that you are quick in mental arithmetic, so let me ask you, 13 times 19?" I blurted out, "45!" Interviewer: "This is far from it." Me: "But soon?"

No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.

37. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamonds and ice, grow Yushu, hang pearl cream and bear agate fruit. Be careful! Send you three chocolates in the new year: the first dove-I hope you get all the happiness in the world; Di Chin's second chapter-I wish you a golden age imperial life; Cadbury's third thing-I wish you all the best in the new year!

38. It's not our fault that we don't want to do our homework, but it's people who are to blame for setting summer vacation and winter vacation in the hottest season and the coldest season.

39. Forgive me for saying something funny. Although my tears have been flowing, it's just because you said that you are also very important.

40. Come to school early every day. It seems that we love studying, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.

4 1, the pens I bought last summer that are particularly easy to write are finally used up. After a day of class, I feel my body is hollowed out. Lack of sensory ability, real timidity.

42. On the park bench, the girl sitting next to me eats ice cream so cute that I can't help imitating it. Every time she licks the ice cream, I make it. Seeing my sister's angry and disgusting eyes at me, I smiled and explained, "Don't get me wrong, I am definitely not a pervert!" " "My sister is even angrier when she hears this:" But that's my ice cream you're licking! "

43. They are a group of little stars. There is love in their place. If the memory is as strong as steel, should I laugh or cry?

44. I warn you that you have three seconds to go out at once. Well, three seconds have passed, and you haven't rolled. Then you will want to leave me for the rest of your life!

45. He said I was funny. Who knows my heart hurts?

46. The life of Khan.

47. I have a small chest and save cloth for the country.

48. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; My weakness: I will never change.

49. Don't think a boy is too naive, because he likes you. If he doesn't like you, he is more mature than your father!

50. Santa Claus came to China and fell down. No one dared to help him. He froze to death.

Chat interesting things about qq

1. I really want to live in a movie. The next shot is a subtitle: many years later.

2, obviously reluctant, obviously unable to let go, but also to let go; Clearly in my heart, I clearly care, but it doesn't matter.

Every touching fairy tale is followed by the words "This story is pure fiction".

Your happiness will end in tragedy one day!

5, the screen name is becoming more and more straightforward, because a lot of helplessness can't be concealed.

6. When I am tired, I really want to commit suicide.

7. Don't be jealous or envious. Without this life, there would be no such heart.

8, the psychological reaction of underage girls pregnant: my mother will kill me! Fetal psychological reaction: will my mother? .

9. On Valentine's Day, I'm going to the supermarket to crush all the chocolates.

10, friends are changing all the time. Maybe today is good, and tomorrow is a stranger.

1 1. Time goes by, but the memory remains.

12. It doesn't matter whether I get married or not. I want a child.

13, live my only posture, even if no one appreciates it.

14, maybe regret is always tied to youth.

15, you are not me, how can you know the road I have traveled and the joys and sorrows in my heart?

16, I don't need so many unimportant people to disturb my life.

17, sows can't climb trees, and netizens are unreliable.

18, low-key life, high-profile reading, so my mother has been emphasizing.

19. How many beats have you had in your life? When will you not call at this time?

When I grow up, I want to be a thief. I don't steal from good people. I only steal from thieves. Damn it, me? .

2 1, you have a contemptuous smile on your lips and can't control your thinking.

22. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

23. What I have now was bought with what I lost.

24. What is happiness? Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning and sleep for half an hour.

25. Money should not be the purpose of life, it is just a tool of life.

I just want to kill love.

27. If I lose someone I trust, I won't give him a second chance.

28. I miss you repeatedly every night and doubt that I am better than the repeater.

29. A true friend is when you blind everyone and see through your true appearance and heart? .

30. The worst performance of a man is to make a woman cry.

3 1, either you die or I live, choose one.

I hate it when my parents compare me with others.

33. The reality is so cruel and a little sad.

34, there is always a person, has been living in the bottom of my heart, but disappeared in life

From the day you left, I lost my way, pretending to be indifferent on the surface, but I was confused inside.

36. It turns out that when we were young, we were so sexy that we didn't even wear underwear.

37. Your ordinary name has affected so many emotions.

38. No matter how serious a gentleman is, he can't resist the fox, and no matter how tough an old lady is, she will have her period …

39. Be more calm and less childish.

40. Who cried his eyes red and who left with a smile? Love is a game. The rule is: shout it out.

4 1, for handsome guys, just take a look and turn around and tell yourself that my husband is better than them.

42. If only the result could be as fast as the rise in house prices. Interesting signature

43. You are not allowed to lose weight. All thin are bones. It's uncomfortable to hold. I like fat ones.

In fact, our country is not monogamous, but monogamous. No room, no wife, more rooms, more wives!

45. Losing someone doesn't mean losing love.

46. Generally, people who are worried will try to make themselves look happier.

47. Be a woman who doesn't need a man and has no shortage of men around her.

48. A person is used to it, a person is lonely, and a person is lonely. It's time to spend Tanabata alone.

You are so ugly, don't be afraid of disfigurement, because your disfigurement equals plastic surgery.

50. Don't be sad when friends ignore you. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you.

Wechat is funny, QQ space is funny.

1. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.

I don't need you to understand. Shut up.

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

6. Stupid or not, see if you can play dumb.

7. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

8. I'm not Yosemite, I'm just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in your hand?

9. Boss, do you have any coke? Get me a bottle of Sprite.

10. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

1 1. After which famous family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

12. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

13. The wind is blowing so hard that my cell phone signal is connected!

14. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and staying in bed is because you don't have the courage to start the day.

15. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

16. Every time I cram for the Buddha's feet, the Buddha always kicks me.

17. I can't see others laughing, and I also laugh at others wearing nothing.

18. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

19. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

20. Every time you write a resume, you will admire yourself more than before.

2 1. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

22. Don't feel that you are rare, so cherish what is rare.

23. Youth, hello acne!

24. Every dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps late.

25. Teacher, after you approve Laona's gauze, you will be Laona's person.

26. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

27. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I kept a low profile and hit the wall.

28. I planted a boyfriend in the field in spring, but I forgot this crop in autumn.

29. I said to the mirror, mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful in the world? The mirror is broken.

30. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!

3 1. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they're down. I just closed the well.

32. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou!

33. You are so charming that countless blind people are scrambling to bend over.

34. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

35. Men are dumped, money is the problem, women are dumped, looks are the problem, I am dumped, and you have a fucking brain problem.

36. To live will die sooner or later. If you die, you will live forever.

37. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

38. Sorry, Miss, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.

39. It's not that I'm obsessed with legends, but that legends are so beautiful.

40. I am just a game, but you are fascinated.

4 1. Don't be infatuated with brother, sister-in-law is the legend.

42. Handsome and able to drive, that's chess, money and a house, and that's a bank.

43. God created virgins and I created women.

44. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

45. Don't take the speed of playing video to challenge the technology of high cough.

46. The fox is not a demon and sexy.

47. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

48. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries and hurts, but a bitch who seduces a man.

49. Women who mix well are sisters-in-law, and those who mix badly are bitches.

50. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

5 1. Cucumber must be shot, and life must be high.

52. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

53. Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

54. The power of mistress is irresistible to ordinary people.

55. Every woman is always cheap for a man.

56. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

57. You can't judge a book by its cover, but neither can a mistress judge a book by its cover.

58. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

59. When someone is pretending to be cool, my sister always lowers her head. I'm not educated, I'm just looking for bricks.

60. When I was young, you and I made many mistakes because we didn't learn love well.

6 1. An emotional fool won't mind loving a madman.

62. If there really are heroes like those in novels, then the world is really wonderful!

63. How lovely the world would be if my exam results could rise as fast as the house price.

64. The advertisement was well read, and suddenly a TV series popped up to be depressed.

65. The best thing in the world is to sleep with the air conditioner on when you are full.

66. The one with big breasts may not necessarily marry Pan An, but the one with small breasts can also catch Yanzu.

67. Looking at Princess Pearl all day, I feel a little sorry for Sister Rong.

68. After the rain, the mountains are empty, and you hang the southeast branch, but you broaden your horizons by 300 miles and hang the southeast branch. Since God has given talent, let it be hired! , all kinds of self-hanging southeast branches.

69. Taking classes can cure students of insomnia.

70. Being liked by fools is always showing off.

7 1. Flowers are like water, like your mother, you are all on your father.

I hate indecision in my bones.

73. The abbreviation of elopement is SB, and AV is followed by SB after the keyboard.

74. I looked at the food as usual before eating today. Oh, my God! There is no meat today.

75. Am I a personality? Of course.

76. Why are you pointing your chicken feet at me? Do you know that I prefer pickled peppers to dregs?

77. The happiest thing to hear at school is that the head teacher is not here today.

78. Every time you say that I am not independent enough, I choose silence. I really want to tell you that it's time for you to go when I no longer depend on you.

79. A man's greatest skill is to accommodate his girlfriend until other men can't stand it.

80. Don't be a bitch in front of me all the time.

8 1. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

82. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

83. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to drink soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

84. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

85. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

86. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

87. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

88. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

90. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and strip it off yourself.

9 1. Effect of contraception: If it is not successful, it will become an adult.

92. Thank you for robbing my date and letting me know that he is putting on airs.

93. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?

94. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

95. The lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

96. Before you touch the flowers and twist the grass, someone else has pulled it out.

97. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

98. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

99. Eat wild vegetables at home when you have no money, and eat wild vegetables in hotels when you have money.

100. I never write words, but I write common characters!