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More interesting WeChat, take a shot of custom funny sentences (60 sentences)

More interesting WeChat pats customized funny sentences (the first article) 1. Pat my ass and ask the price.

Patted me in the back seat and said to take me home.

3. patted my little face: it's really nice.

4. My ass says, baby, lift it up.

5. Don't eat, my stomach says.

6. Sexy leg hair tied in a knot

7. Did you pat my conscience?

8. Pat my leg hair and tie a knot.

9. You patted your conscience, huh? No ~ "

10. Patted my head but didn't touch my hair.

1 1. Patted me, and the pillow said come along.

12. I patted the dust on my ex's photo.

13. Patted my ass and said it was not as big as mine.

14. patted me on the shoulder and said: going to climb the mountain?

Patek Philippe of 15.

16. I patted Shengshi Meiyan and was carried away by Beauty.

17. I was arrested for breaking the law after taking pictures of fruits.

18. Patted my handsome face and then passed out.

19. It's smart to pat me on the head.

20. Pat my pillow and say move it.

More interesting WeChat shoot a custom funny sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. Pat me on the head to show that it is not clever.

22. "Pat my ass and call me baby."

23. You patted the pig's head.

24. "Pat the chubby belly"

25. I patted my wallet and became messy.

26. The waist says: It's so thin.

27. Pat my pig teammate on the head.

28. Pat my milk tea and say this one is on me.

29. Pat him on the face like a fairy

30. I patted my head and said that I want to grow up quickly.

3 1. patted me on the shoulder and asked if we wanted to climb the mountain together.

32. I patted my Netease cloud and said that I was born as a human being.

33. Flatter. Say you are so beautiful.

34. "I patted my skull and blushed."

35. "patted my xxx admission notice"

36. I patted my camera and asked: Is there any chance?

37. Patted my back seat and said to take me home.

38. You clap your conscience. Aha? not have

39. I patted my mobile phone and said, give it back to my grandfather.

40. patted my little face: it's beautiful.

More interesting WeChat pats a custom funny sentence (Chapter 3) 4 1. Thigh/upper p

42. I patted the product manager on the shoulder and was stupid.

43.36D blushed.

44. Pat my watermelon and dig a spoonful.

45. patting my face without makeup shows that I am extremely embarrassed.

46. You clap your partner's little hand and find yourself daydreaming.

47. Pat my shoes and say: Fake.

48. I patted my little hand and it was really white.

49. Pat me on the shoulder and follow me to the fifth floor.

50. The face said, "That's handsome."

5 1. patted my conscience, oh, no.

52. My hand says: Snacks are for you.

53. I patted my forehead, but it didn't burn.

54. I patted "my wallet, and sure enough there is nothing."

55. It's so fucking cute to pat my face.

56. Patted me, and the trash can said it was my home.

57. "Pat my shit and say I can eat?"

58. My backseat said to take me home.

59. I patted my door and said I was going out to play.

60. Open the login WeChat on your mobile phone.

Take a photo of an interesting sentence of contemporary netizen WeChat.

Take an interesting sentence on WeChat-1. Pat my bald head and say, go to bed early.

"I patted the spaceship to show that I want to go to heaven."

Pat me on the back and call me big brother.

Pat my dog and turn its head into a bite.

5. Pat my head with oil.

6. You patted "lovely wife's face and said I love you"

7. The head said: Stop cutting.

8. I patted my waist and lowered my head.

9. The belly is getting bigger and bigger, at least for more than three months.

10. I patted my shoulder and called dad.

1 1. Qinglong crescent moon blade

12 of Hermes.

13. My cone is burnt.

14. Clap my shoulder and shout: Dad.

15. I patted my dog and was bitten.

16. The car said it was impossible to work.

17. Kiss my ass and say you are beautiful.

18. I patted my knee and had to build a ladder.

19. I patted my world's first handsome card.

20. Pat my horn and get out of the way in front.

Contemporary netizen WeChat pats an interesting sentence 2 2 1. Pat me on the back. Congratulations to me.

22. patting my head means it doesn't work.

23. I patted my face and said, "It's beautiful."

24. "Pat my stomach and purr."

25 .. you patted "your coffin board, making a crisp sound"

26. I patted my mobile phone and said, give it back to my grandfather.

27. Pat my fairy halo

28. clap XX's hand and say wow ~ beautiful

29. Pat the dust on TV.

30. "patted my xxx admission notice"

3 1. "Pat me on the head and say, Princess Jing 'an, Wan Fu"

32. I patted the quilt and got in.

33. Pat my belly and say, what a pile of meat!

34. Small face and full mouth.

35. The chest hair drools.

36. The cactus smiled.

37. "clap my hand and say you clap one and I clap one."

38. Kiss my ass and say you are beautiful.

39. Rolex watches

40. Pat my eight-pack ABS.

Contemporary netizen WeChat pats an interesting sentence 3 4 1. Patts tight vest line

42. Pat me on the back and say, handsome boy, you can stay.

43. "Clap my head and call dad"

44. Empty wallet

45. patted my conscience, oh, no.

46. You patted the pig's head.

47. Pat my Porsche and let him drive you.

48. You patted your conscience, huh? No ~ "

49. Flatter. Say you are so beautiful.

50. I patted my wallet but took a lonely photo.

5 1. The face said, "That's handsome."

52. "I patted the watermelon and wanted to dig a spoonful."

53. I patted my head and suspected that there was too much water injection.

54. Patted my cactus and smiled.

Pat me on the head and say he is a genius.

56. "Clap your knees and say, I can't clap my head."

57. "I patted my skull and blushed."

58. wallet, found a lot of money

59. A brain full of wisdom

60. Pat me on the bed and say that the pig is still sleeping.

Pat the funniest sentence on WeChat (60).

Wechat pats the funniest sentence (the first one) 1. Pat me on the shoulder: your Yida.

2. I patted my Wuling lamp and said it was good.

3. I patted mine, and the pillow said come along.

I patted my forehead, but it didn't burn.

I patted the toilet and left saliva.

6. Patted her belly and decided to invite her to dinner.

7. The person in charge said, "Why are you bald?"

8. (Zhao's best friend,,, etc. )

9. official reminder: the other party is a little ancestor, so be careful what you say.

10. Pat me on the back and call me big brother.

1 1. Clap your stomach and say that people are afraid of being famous.

12. Patted my head but didn't touch my hair.

13. Pat my cone and burn it.

14. patted me on the shoulder and said, beauty, please stay.

15. You patted "pig's ass"

16. "Pat my homework and help me write"

17. I patted my chest and said it was so big.

18. Patting little ass is really awesome.

19. Pat my ashtray and drink it.

20. wallet, found a lot of money

Wechat pats the funniest sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. Your own conscience, huh? Don't!

22. You (a friend) patted the grave of your ex-boyfriend and said, "Have a good trip".

23. The bed said go to sleep and dream of me.

24. Pat my horn and get out of the way in front.

25. Pat me on the shoulder and call me Dad.

"I patted the spaceship to show that I also want to go to heaven."

27. "Slapping bricks shows that you are timid."

28. Pat my pillow and say move it.

29. patting my brick shows that I am timid.

30. "Pat the chubby belly"

3 1. patted his head and said, "Why are you bald?"

32. Patted my bed and said go to sleep.

33. I patted my certificate of the world's first beauty.

34. Pat me on the back and say: Your Yida.

35. The chest hair drools.

36. After patting you, the suffix content will be displayed.

37. I patted my wallet and said that it was too peaceful.

38. Gucci

39. Clapping my lovely face melted my heart.

40. Pat my camera and ask: Is there any chance?

Wechat pats the funniest sentence (Part III) 4 1. I patted my head and suspected that the water was overdosed.

42. Pat me on the back and say I rubbed the next one.

43. patted my meow and was ignored.

44. My horn, get out of the way.

45. You patted "the handsome guy's abdominal muscles and said I was too greedy"

46. "I patted my eight abdominal muscles and broke them."

47. patted my car and said it was impossible to work.

48. I patted my clothes and said, Dad, there is dust.

49. Empty wallet

50. Pat my real estate license and bow my head.

5 1. patted my shoes and called the sound master.

52. I patted my Netease cloud and said that I was born as a human being.

53. I patted my waist and lowered my head.

54. Patted her boyfriend and said he had a good eye.

55. Patted me on the shoulder and said, Are you going to climb the mountain?

56. I patted my shoulder and called Dad.

57. Milk tea says this cup is on me.

58. I patted my spaceship to show that I also want to go to heaven.

59. I patted the rose "You are mine". You are my flower.

60. I felt very jealous when I photographed my Big Ben (all luxury goods).

Wechat Settings Take an interesting sand sculpture sentence (60)

Wechat is set to shoot an interesting sand sculpture sentence-1. My trash can says this is my home.

I patted my wallet, but it was empty.

3. I got the first prize certificate of liberal arts in my college entrance examination.

Patted me on the shoulder and said stand up.

5. Pat my Ferrari to show my envy.

I patted my head and said I was in love.

7. "Pat my ass and call me baby"

8. "I patted my head and shouted" Dad ".

9. Pat my basketball and let me dribble.

10. You patted the owner on the head.

1 1. I patted my forehead and didn't burn it.

12. Wallet, found a lot of money.

13. I patted my ass. It's really big.

14. I patted my hamburger and asked if I could make water drops.

15. Pat my ass. It's really big.

16. Patted my bed and said go to sleep.

17. I patted my world's first handsome card.

18. Clap my shoulder and shout: Dad.

19. Pat me on the stomach and say, What a pile of meat!

20. I patted my D and blushed.

Wechat settings take a shot of an interesting sand sculpture sentence 2 2 1. Patting my brick shows that I am timid.

22. The door shouted "Dad, open the door".

23. Pat my ass and give me a kiss.

24. You patted "lovely wife's face and said I love you"

25. I patted the table, but my sister just refused.

26. She kicked her head off.

27. Pat my coffin board and say squeeze.

28. Then hug your thighs.

29. You patted "your own clever brain"

30. I patted the product manager on the shoulder and was stupid.

3 1. Dirt on shoes

32. Shouted "Dad" on the shoulder.

33. "Pat my homework and help me write it."

34. Did you pat my conscience?

My stomach is getting bigger and bigger, at least for more than three months.

36. My lovely face melted.

37. patted my crown: it was a great dragon.

38. Pat my eight-pack ABS.

39. My horn, get out of the way in front.

40. Flatter. Say you are so beautiful.

Wechat settings take a photo of an interesting sand sculpture sentence 3 4 1. Take a picture of my science champion certificate in the college entrance examination.

42. After taking pictures of my fruit, I was arrested for breaking the law.

I want to dig a spoonful of watermelon.

44. You patted "pig's ass"

45. After patting you, the suffix content will be displayed.

46. I patted my cone and burned it.

47. Your boyfriend says you have a good eye.

48. "Did you pat me on the shoulder and say you wanted to see someone?"

49. Good hamburger, can I make Didi?

50.__ patted my Lamborghini and asked me to drive him.

5 1. I patted my shower gel and blew bubbles.

52. "patted my xxx admission notice"

53. "I patted my skull and blushed."

54. Pat me on the back and say I rubbed the next one.

55. "patting the bed makes me sleep less."

I dug a spoonful of watermelon.

57. I patted my shoulder and asked if I wanted to climb the mountain together.

58. Pat me on the head to show that I am not clever.

59. Don't eat, my stomach says.

60. "I patted my safe and woke up laughing."

Wechat takes a shot of a novel sentence and summarizes 60 sentences.

Shoot a novel sentence on WeChat (Chapter 1) 1. My shoulder said: Climb the mountain together?

2. I patted the product manager on the shoulder and was stupid.

Pat my dog on the head and kick him.

4. Pat my face and say: awesome!

I dug a spoonful of watermelon.

6. Pat me on the head and say what's wrong, baby.

7. My hand says: All the snacks are for you.

8. You patted "pig's ass"

9. I patted my shower gel and blew bubbles.

10. Rice said ten more bowls.

1 1. patted my handsome face and then passed out.

12. "I patted the spaceship to show that I want to go to heaven."

13. Patted me on the shoulder and said all stand up.

14. My ass, and then leave.

15. I patted my head and said, "Why are you bald?"

16. Patted my sexy leg hair and tied a knot.

17. Pat my cactus and laugh.

18. little ass who patted me was beaten.

19. patted the tight vest line.

20. I felt very jealous when I photographed my Big Ben (all luxury goods).

Take a novel sentence on WeChat (Chapter 2) 2 1. Product manager's shoulder, silly.

22. "Pat my homework and help me write it."

23. You kiss up to the boss and get a promotion and a raise immediately.

24. I patted my drum, which was deafening ~

25. Pat my coffin board and say squeeze.

26. Your own conscience, huh? Don't!

27. patted the head of the people who ate melons. laugh

28. The car said it was impossible to work.

29. Pat my pig teammate on the head.

30. Pat me on the back and say I rubbed the next one.

3 1. I was photographed naked and sent to the police station.

32. A grimace appeared in my window.

33. I patted my feet and smelled them.

34. I got the top science certificate of my college entrance examination.

35. Clap your stomach and say, it's been months.

36. "Pat my knee, jump up and hit me."

37. "Pat me on the shoulder and say you want to know someone?"

38. The face said, "That's handsome."

39. Shouted "Dad" on the shoulder.

40. Shoulder is called Dad.

Wechat pats a relatively novel sentence (Chapter 3) 4 1. Patted my car and said it was impossible to work.

42. You patted "handsome guy's ass"

43. My bed says go to sleep and dream of me.

44. Then hug your thighs.

45. Rolex watches

46. Pat me on the shoulder and follow me to the fifth floor.

47. A brain full of wisdom

48. Eight-pack abdominal muscles are shivering.

49. My backseat said to take me home.

50.36D blushed.

5 1. Pat me on the back. Congratulations to me.

52.36D

53. Pat my cucumber and sprinkle a handful of salt.

54. Pat the boss's clothes and say. The boss is really handsome!

55. I patted my prosperous beauty and was dizzy by beauty.

56. Ass egg shaped thing

57. Pat my ashtray and drink it.

58. Pat me on the head and pay 5,000 for concussion.

59. patting my brick shows that I am timid.

60. The coffin board cried for dad.

Wechat takes a sentence summary with a funny suffix.

Take a sentence with a funny suffix on WeChat-1. I dug a spoonful of watermelon.

2. Pat me on the head and say it's really smart.

My shoulder said: Do you want to climb the mountain together?

I patted my dog and was bitten.

5. Milk tea says this cup is on me.

6. My bed says go to sleep and dream of me.

7. Kissed his foot.

8. "Pat my ass and call me baby"

9. "Pat my chair and say' Sit down'"

10. "Clapped my hand and said that's it?"

1 1. Pat my pillow and say move it.

12. I patted my face and kissed it.

13. I patted my chest hair and my mouth watered.

14. Pat my wallet. Then I cried.

15. Kiss my ass and say you are beautiful.

16. Pat me on the shoulder and call me dad.

17. anus

18. "I patted the old red rope and it broke."

19. Pat my foot and smell it.

20. Pat my cucumber and sprinkle a handful of salt.

2 1. "Clap my hand and say you clap one and I clap one"

22. Pat me on the head and say grow up quickly.

Wechat patted the sentence with funny suffix II 23. Patted me in the back seat and said to take me home.

24. Pat my dog on the head and kick him.

25. Your waist is really thin.

26. Pat me on the waist and say you are so beautiful.

27. Pat my little mouth woman, you are playing with fire.

28. I patted my wallet and took 200 million yuan.

29. "Pat me on the stomach"

30. Patted my foot and kissed it.

3 1. patted my beautifully dressed, dazzling beauty.

32. Pat me on the back and say, handsome boy, you can stay.

33. Pat my fairy halo

I patted my instant noodles and broke them all over the floor.

35. The grave of my predecessor was burned with incense.

36. He swaggered away.

37. Pat my coffin board. Speaking of which, hello.

38. The skull is still blushing

39. I patted my stomach and decided to invite her to dinner.

40. Good hamburger, can I make Didi?

4 1. Pat my little face and take a sip.

42. I patted my Porsche and sang conquest.

43. patted my conscience, oh, no.

44. I patted my hamburger and asked if I could make it.

Wechat pats sentences with funny suffix III 45. "Pat my little spaceship and ask to board the master."

46. I patted my socks and said, it smells good.

47. I burnt my cone.

48. Pat my ball and hit myself.

49. Kiss my ass and say you are beautiful.

50. Pat my camera and ask: Is there any chance?

5 1. Clap your stomach and say, stop eating.

52. My fart stinks after filming.

53. The chest hair drools.

54. I patted my shoulder and was thrown over it.

55. Pat me on the back and call me Big Brother.

56.__ Pat my milk tea and want a sip.

57. Pat me on the head and say what's wrong, baby.

58. Pat my little white boat.

59. I patted my wallet and made a mess.

60. (Zhao's best friend,,, etc. )

6 1. Pat my dog and turn it around.

62. "patted me on the shoulder and said to climb the mountain together."

63. My ass is not as big as mine.

64. You patted "lovely wife's face and said I love you"

65. I patted my mansion and accidentally collapsed.