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Those things in our class are written in 6

just a classmate and teenager, in his prime. Yes, you see, in our class, groups of "activists", "leading cadres" and "senior people" made their appearances on Friday, which was almost comparable to the previous "criticism meeting". Let me tell you something interesting about our class! Today is Friday, there is only one class, and school ends at 3: 3. Look at the excitement of a few "disorderly elements", which can almost break the earth. At the beginning of the Chinese class, I picked up the book and read it, looking very serious. "Haw, haw, and Mulan weaves at home ..." Comrade' McDull' seemed to particularly like this opening, repeating it repeatedly. "hey! Why not be innovative today? There is no creativity at all. " This sentence can ignite Comrade McDull's passion. "Haw and haw, Mulan eats melon seeds. I don't smell the shell spitting, I only smell vomiting. " Say also put a modelling, "why pinch? -melon seeds are poisonous! " "Let me smell your melon seeds, and I find that the melon seeds are full of mice ..." The band improvised and the singing atmosphere reached a climax. "hey! Is that more like it? Hey-why are these children so excited today? " I didn't hear Mulan's sigh this time, but I heard the teacher's sigh. Physical education class, after two laps ...

Music class! Our world! Rush-"when! Brake! " The head teacher took the lead, first broke through the defensive line and shot! "Classmates, there will be a monthly exam next week, so we should hurry up. I'll take a moment to comment on your ten questions. Is there any objection? " Everyone knows what will happen if you are opposed, so no one dares to speak. The teacher began to talk about the "Tao Te Ching" and couldn't listen any longer. Finally finished, but fortunately it didn't take long. I was about to rush to the music room, but I was stopped. "It's too late, in the classroom. So-and-so, you go to the music teacher and ask her to come down to class. " "Ah ..." Interest is lost. So-and-so ran back like lightning and reported that "the music teacher is not here." "Ah ah ah!" Our hopes are being swallowed up little by little. "Well, what about the intern teacher?" Our hopes are rekindled. "Yes, let's go to the internship teacher." Unexpectedly, the intern teacher is not here either. We have to do our math homework. Just before the class was over, algebraic expression's division operation, which had just been put into my head, was driven away by the music teacher's sudden braking. "A rare guest, a rare guest." Xie took the lead in applauding. The music teacher arched his hands. "Ashamed! Ashamed! There are some things in our university, so we are here now. " Just finished this sentence, class is over. Teacher, your coming now doesn't mean ... after class, two blackboards put up a red scarf, and the words "Lost and Found" were written on the blackboard ...

In the history class, when introducing Jingdezhen porcelain, the teacher talked about the kiln of the Northern Song Dynasty unearthed in Chengdu, Sichuan. She told us that the kiln was in the magnetic peak of Pengzhou, which surprised us. Suddenly, so-and-so made a loud noise, and the whole class laughed. I started surfing the Internet as soon as I went to the computer class ...

This Friday was really strange, but I thought it was very funny. Happy, happy, another week has passed!