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What do you mean by straight eyes?

Question 1: From the perspective of straight men, it's ok to call handsome yy straight men, but don't pay attention to straight men, otherwise it will be very miserable. Some straight men are scum, thinking that being with gay is charity, and they are in danger of changing their minds and can't stand the eyes of others. Anyway, straight men really have nothing to say. Besides, there are two in your dormitory. If that person is really, how can he be embarrassed to say it, and it is not good to be ambiguous with girls.

Question 2: What the hell are straight men's eyes? I know I am not perfect, but my love is the purest. I'm not afraid of hardship and fatigue. Loving you all my life is my most brilliant intoxication. I try to create a better life. I really don't regret loving you

Question 3: How do straight men react when they see handsome guys? The one with good eyes and narrow mind, well, another handsome one is a little aggrieved. The one with bad eyes and not jealous is indifferent and unresponsive. After all, he is straight.

Question 4: Touch a straight man * * * He won't refuse 1. We are like needles on the surface, turning and turning, watching time pass by in a hurry, but there is nothing we can do.

Perhaps, the most beautiful thing is not to keep time, but to keep memories. Just like the feeling of first acquaintance, even a casual smile is the story we miss most. I hope that at that time, like the first time.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. I have a firefly in my left hand and a ten-year meditation in my right hand.

When you really love something, you will find how fragile and powerless the language is. There is always a gap between words and feelings.

I forgot which wall I carved a face on-Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly.

If you are sad, try to look up at the sky. If you look at it, you will forget ... it is so big that it will certainly accommodate all your grievances.

7. It was a beautiful mistake for me to beat the horseshoe. I'm just passing by, not going home.

8. Be ideal, don't fantasize, be * * and don't be melodramatic. A contented mind is perpetual feast.

9. My tears stayed and watered the soft grass below. I wonder if there will be memories and sadness in the coming year.

10, together for a long time, the two people's personalities will gradually complement each other, and the more they love, the better their temper will become better and better, and they will become more and more accommodating; The one who is loved will become more and more overbearing. There are always people who will change themselves and put down the bottom line to cater to you. I am not born with a good temper, but I am afraid of losing you, so I would rather spoil you and hold you in my arms. The so-called personality incompatibility is just an excuse for not loving.

1 1, many times, I obviously don't think so in my heart, but I can't help saying the opposite.

12, lovers are people who eat, chat, tell stories and quarrel together. People who will be together until their hair turns white and go out for a walk hand in hand when the weather is fine.

13, take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.

14. Life is about making choices. Once you make a choice, you must live in your own decision.

15, if I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

16, the real failure is not that you failed, but that you are willing to fail.

17, it turns out that some people you think are very important will never contact you if you don't contact them.

18, listen up, everyone will have annoying, annoying and caring things, don't think about it. This kind of thing will become more serious if you think about it. If you just keep it in your heart, it won't be so heavy. Think with your head, and it's over.

19, if one day, what moves you can no longer move you, what makes you angry can no longer irritate you, and what makes you sad can no longer make you cry, you will know what this time has given you and what you have paid for your growth.

Everything will be fine, even if it is not today, there will be one day.

2 1, people will rest when they are tired; When you are tired, just calm down. When you grow up and mature, this society will see through. Tired and sad, just squat down and give yourself a hug. Because no one in this world can sympathize with you and pity you. You cried, tears are your own; You are in pain, and no one can feel it. Then you have to smile with tears.

22. Many things that we thought we would never forget for a lifetime were forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

23. Life is like playing chess. It is a sad thing to make one mistake and lose everything. Moreover, life is not as good as playing chess, and it is impossible to regret the next game.

Love is the most beautiful thing in the world. Even if it breaks your heart, forget it with a smile and start the next journey.

25. If you just meet and can't be together, it's best not to meet each other in life.

26. "I always thought that the mountain is the story of water, the cloud is the story of wind, and you are my story, but I don't know if I am your story."

27. When I grow up, this society has taught me that there is no heart, no feelings, no itching, no pain and no concern.

28. One person is willing to wait, and another person is willing to appear. One person is willing to show up, and the other person is willing to risk his life. One person is willing to risk his life, and the other is willing to commit himself to life.

29. Nothing is eternal, and nothing is long-lasting. Make an excuse, anyone can go first.

30. Memory is like water spilled in your palm, no matter you ... >>

Question 5: What do you mean by straight girls and rotten girls? Rotten girl is short for "Rotten girl", which means hopeless in Japanese. But it's not a dirty word like "otaku", but a self-deprecating statement.

The most common understanding is that "rotten girl" is regarded as a deep "house girl" dedicated to the creation of fan chronicles.

Rotten women or rotten women mainly refer to women who like BL, that is, men and women in fantasy love. In addition to ACG's works, TV series, movies and so on. (Whether the work itself is BL series or not), some rotten women also daydream about the relationship between men in the real world, such as idols (J class in Japan and many visual groups), historical figures (new Japanese writers or curtain raisers, ancient China literati, emperors, etc. ) and so on.

Question 6: Why do straight men use their left hand? It is also his own hand, and human discrimination against his left hand has reached the point where Yi Dianjun is outraged. Apart from doing something indescribable, it seems to be just a decoration to keep the human body symmetrical.

And the right hand, how much grace have we given?

Use it to eat and write; With the French scholar Robert? In Hertz's words, the right hand is like "the sender of orders, the executor of actions and the receiver of things".

Facing the strength of the right hand, the left hand can only be subordinate to the auxiliary position. This inequality even extends to social etiquette. Who dares to extend his left hand when meeting a customer for the first time?

So what caused the left hand to lose strength in the "left-right fight"? Some scholars believe that this is related to the brain secretly "supporting" the right hand.

As we all know, the right hand is controlled by the left hemisphere of the brain; Coincidentally, our language center and the nerve center that dominates people's conscious activities are also mainly distributed in the left brain. Broca, a neuroscientist, concluded that we are right-handed, because the human left brain is more developed, and its privilege is endowed by the asymmetric structure of the brain nerve center.

But this explanation is not perfect. Because it is also true that causality is reversed as "we often use our right hand, so our left brain is developed", it is easy to fall into the infinite cycle of chicken or egg. What's more, from the physiological level alone, the left hand has no obvious disadvantage, which can be seen from playing the piano.

Because the physiological origin of right-handed prejudice is not clear for a while, many people look to the outside: just as men are smarter than women because of the illusion caused by social culture, the same principle may also apply to our hands.

Some anthropologists believe that the difference between left and right comes from sun worship. The sun is regarded as the source of life. When holding religious ceremonies, people always naturally look at the place where the sun rises. In different religions, many sacred buildings always face the east. After facing the east, everyone has their own basic orientation: the west is behind, the south is on the right, and the north is on the left.

In the feelings of primitive people, the bright sunshine in the south shines on us, and the cold in the north stays on the left. Day and night, warm and cold, these sharp contrasts make people know how to distinguish between left and right, and project the spatial characteristics on themselves.

In the theory of social yearbook school represented by Durkheim, similar binary opposition runs through the spiritual life of primitive people, and the superiority of the right hand is only one of them. Some specific people or things, or because of their own characteristics, or because of the needs of faith, are held as "sacred"; The rest of nature has become the antithesis of the sacred "ordinary" or even "evil", from which many taboos have been derived to isolate them.

As a result, the world is divided into two opposite fields. In nature, light and darkness, day and night, east and south, west and north are endowed with supernatural significance. For example, the sky is pure and it is the hometown of immortals and stars; The underground is dirty, where the devil lives.

Left and right also have different values and status accordingly. Starting from one's own body, "right" is the better one of the two hands at first, and then the right hand is naturally superior in strength and skill, and then it is extended to good luck and beauty. Good words are occupied by the right hand, and the left hand can only be a "villain."

For example, in the eyes of Maori, the right side is sacred, and auspicious and vital things enter the body from the right side; The left side symbolizes secularism, doing nothing but doing something destructive. In order to prevent evil spirits from invading the human body from the left, you should wear a ring on the middle finger of your left hand.

Christianity has a similar view. In Michelangelo's The Last Judgment, God's right hand held high indicates the pure residence of those who have been chosen. The drooping left hand indicates that the guilty soul is about to be swallowed up by hell. Connect the right side with the east and south representing light; It is also common for the left to combine with the dark west and north. Left and right thus become miniature versions of opposing universes.

In addition, the left and right will be related to gender. God whipped Adam's left rib and shaped Eve. At some tribal funerals in Australia, there are usually two branches for flogging, with the branch called "male" in the right hand and "female" in the left hand. In the ceremony, "male" is usually the one who is whipped, and "female" is the one who is beaten; The right hand is the active implementer and the left hand is the passive receiver. The privilege of the strong sex is combined with the privilege of the strong side.

This phenomenon is not a case. In the past, some tribes in Nepal even banned women from using left >>.

Question: What kind of mentality should gay use to treat his friends? Why do I feel confused between lovers and friends? Am I heartless or true? In fact, many homosexuals come here like this. Because they have a strong friendship with men, they think they are gay because they like men, so they become gay.

Question 8: I asked a boy who likes me why he confessed so late, and he said it was because he cherished it. What do you mean? I'm afraid of losing you, because he doesn't know whether you like him or not. I'm afraid that after I confess to you, I'll be rejected by you and the relationship will break down.

Question 9: I am straight! A man from the inside out! Am I easy to attract the attention of homosexuals! Whether it's work! And drive! Everyone loves beauty. It is the right of others to like you, and it is your right to accept it or not. Calm down, besides, they didn't say anything. How do you know he's gay? Even if people are gay, how do you know they like you? Besides, if you don't look at others, how do you know they look at you?