Humorous sentences of Chinese teachers

Well, I have always wanted to be a class representative, but I have always been a monitor.

Today, the math teacher said with a smile, I teach two classes, one grade, one grade and the last one. Well, we were the last. No one in our class respects him. I am very distressed.

Pay off the debt after school on Friday, or I'll let your parents experience campus life.

4, teacher, I have been saving my homework for the past two days, which is touching. Can we not pay it?

A classmate in the class suddenly turned his head, and the head teacher cried for a long time. That deskmate is a boy, so is his deskmate, and he also cried.

Our math teacher is only in her twenties this year. He was particularly sunny when he first taught us, but now he has a lot of white hair on his head a few months later.

7. The most heartless thing I did was to help the school cheat the Education Bureau.

8. The head teacher said that our class has developed limbs and flexible minds.

After all, I am nothing, and you won't like me.

10, I remember what the old class often said, that is, a top student looks at it, but a fool looks late.

1 1. Why do you want to learn classical Chinese? I don't speak classical Chinese to ghosts.

12, why did the ancients write typos as common words and I write typos as typos?

13, well, our old class will get married next week. She asked for two weeks' wedding leave, and we will miss her.

14, my classmates asked me if my new PE teacher's name was Mediterranean? "Hmm" "What the hell is the Mediterranean?" I silently said "gutter oil"

15, the old class lied to parents about what happened to female students and men. If you don't like me, hit me. Don't be so mean. What teacher charges for attending classes all day?

16, "I cursed the teacher thousands of times in my heart, but I didn't realize it once."

It has been three years since I first came to this school. I fell in love with him at first sight He is my teacher and I am his student. We are 17 years old.

18, in the information class, the class teacher suddenly pushed the door and came in. Seeing that we were all playing games, the class teacher said,' You are so carefree!' As a result, someone replied,' That's it.'

19, good luck to the children who have a parent-teacher conference at school today!

20. I heard from my classmates the other day: Where is the most naughty and likable boy in your class? This moved me very much, but I failed to live up to the teachers' expectations.

Hope to adopt, thank you!