Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I want to be a father, and I'm in the mood to talk.
I want to be a father, and I'm in the mood to talk.
2. "The uncle who didn't give money offended the sister who helped him apply for the deduction."
3. "Son, it is unrealistic to fall in love in college. Don't be too serious, just be happy! "
4. "The farmer's uncle worked hard to plant a season of cabbage and was arched by pigs."
5. "My biggest wish is to be suspended with pay."
6. When my daughter grows up, she feels so far away that she is no longer a friend who tells everything.
7. My son will definitely enter the university! Probably.
8. "Now you love me and ignore me, and you can't afford me in the future."
9. "Hey, hey, hey, hey! Learn! "
10, "Don't bow your head, the crown will fall, don't cry, the bad guys will laugh."
1 1. My daughter is older and unmarried. Her phone number is. ...
12, the child is too ugly to follow me!
13, you are the most charming person who likes to sing love songs to me.
14, "It's my pride to talk to you.
15, once the sea was difficult for water, amber forever.
16, I would rather laugh and cry than cry and say regret.
17, personalized signature. I miss you so much.
18,-What do you say when I love you, and what do you say when I don't love you.
19,-# I suddenly thought of you and smiled at myself.
20. I want to split myself in two if I can;
2 1, life is so charming that countless lovers bend over *
22. I am used to staying up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.
23. What is more feeling and what is more persistence. You can't stand the temptation of Grandpa Mao! This is you.
24, a rain, an umbrella, a street, a person walking.
25. I feel sick. Who can I talk to in a word? Where are you? I'll be right there.
26. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.
27. Only one person's text message can make you smile immediately.
28. I blindfolded you. Guess who I am, but you called his name. I think I understand.
29. I wonder if the space is wrong or the time is wrong *
30. You just don't have the courage to face a new day.
3 1, I feel my eyes are wet and the end is just around the corner.
32, the world is so dirty, who is qualified to talk about sadness. ; You and I are so cheap, who is qualified to teach who.
33. Struggling with dreams and reality, I always wake up crying.
In some places, when you go back, you will find that everything is not as good as it used to be. .
35.℡: Why do you like someone for a moment and then forget someone for the rest of your life?
36. Now, A, how much is left to believe.
37. Is it doomed to be humble to love someone? I didn't! Because I know that if you lose your personality, your humbleness will doomed you to failure!
38. school You got my body, but you'll never get my heart!
Explanations are inevitable, but remember that talking too much will make you lose your mind.
40. I went to the bank to withdraw money today and saw an armored car at the door. My friend asked me, "Frozen hands?" I said, "Frozen hands." As a result, several guns were aimed at us.
Talk about mood phrases in a more personalized way.
First, my love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.
Secondly, sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.
Third, when I really want to protect someone, I will find that I have been silently guarding that person.
Fourth, a past is like rain. I don't know who drowned after the rain stopped. Is it you or her?
5. You said you were a limited edition, so I'll tell you, I'm out of print.
I used time to prove my singleness, but you let time prove my stupidity.
Seven, love can't last forever, it can only be a flash in the pan, and youth will not last forever, but will only be fleeting.
Eight, some wounds, no matter how long, will still hurt when touched; Some people, no matter how long it takes, will still hurt when they think about it.
When you were still by my side, I began to miss you, because I knew you would leave soon.
10. No matter whether the memory is good or bad, you can't forget it, just consider it the experience of growing up in the past.
It is ridiculous that we pretend to be psychiatrists in front of our friends, but we can't even solve our own problems.
Twelve, don't say I'm good, I'm not that good. Don't say I'm not good, I'm not that bad. I am me, love it or not, you are free.
Thirteen, the air soaked by rain, tired and sad, the fairy tale in memory has slowly melted.
Sometimes people cry not because they are weak, but because they have been strong for too long.
15 years later, sitting at your desk, the warm sunshine makes your eyes squint. Smile, remember that person who loved and hated?
Sixteen, you are not me, how can you understand my pain?
Seventeen, the eyes are the windows of the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the windowsill of the soul.
Eighteen, say goodbye, then don't goodbye, but why is it cheap?
If I had treated you the way you treated me, I'm afraid you would have left long ago.
If you shed tears at the end of the world, I will stay at the ends of the earth and cry with you.
Twenty-one, I can't leave it, only I don't want to leave; There is no reluctance, only reluctance. Have you ever had such a person in your life?
Twenty-two, the time of pain is when we grow up; This is the only road that cannot be avoided.
23. Life is like an electrocardiogram. You want smooth sailing without ups and downs, unless you die.
Only those who say goodbye to the past with a smile can say hello to the future.
I often dream of you and myself, but I seldom dream of us being together.
Twenty-six, play hard, don't be too serious, anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.
27. The lover of the person I love, please take good care of the person I love.
Twenty-eight, like you, don't need a reason; Don't like you, anything can be the reason.
Talk about it in a more personal way
1, just because I was young at that time, I always thought about the future too well. Give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.
3, who can love you more than me, feelings can not be divided at both ends.
4. The moment that should last forever becomes difficult.
Love can be simple, but it can't be casual.
6. Everyone has a world, quiet and lonely.
7. Sometimes the conversation becomes empty, but you want to communicate when you are silent.
8. Then I will accompany you to see all the smiling stars.
9. Who paled my waiting and satirized my persistence.
10, I am suitable for one person to be chic, not for two people to be romantic.
1 1, whose loneliness covers my clothes and whose clothes cover my shoulders.
12, help others to the end, send Buddha to the west, hooligans flow to bed.
13, I wonder if you still have him in your heart?
14, you traded one person's loneliness for two people's freedom.
15, companionship means that I am here whether you need it or not.
16. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.
17, there is a road in the world. If there are many people walking, there is no road.
18, I don't want a hug, because there is no heartbeat.
No matter how strong I become, you will still be my weakness.
20. I think the most romantic thing is to grow old with you.
2 1, in beauty, can't be forgotten, and sadness can't be time.
22. Relying on the mountain will fall, relying on water will flow, and relying on yourself will never fall.
We have come so far that we have forgotten why we were on the road in the first place.
24. It is a friend who hurts you to your face. That's a dog that stabbed you in the back.
25. Happy flowers will eventually sink into the mud and nourish sadness.
26. Turn memories into souls, never stop and never look back.
27. If you weren't there when I was sad, I would think you didn't want me.
28. I finally know that we are over, and my beautiful insistence is useless.
29. Fanghua is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it won't work after use.
I like to laugh, because I don't like to show my sadness and make others laugh.
3 1, the stage of youth is gorgeous, who else is singing the ending song?
32. God is fair. Although ugly, I want to be beautiful!
33. People's feelings are like teeth. If you throw them away, they will disappear. If you reinstall them, they will be fake.
34. I would rather keep some words in my heart than say them when I am in pain.
35. You said you needed her. You used to need me, but now you don't need me.
36. Nothing is really perfect enough to last us a lifetime.
37. Take courage to face it, don't gamble if you are afraid of losing, and don't fall in love if you are afraid of being dumped.
38, you lie so frankly, I smile to accept you, I love you,
39. Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.
40. You can't see my sadness anymore, because what I hide is so indifferent.
4 1, I once thought I was obsessed with people, but I forgot it in an instant.
42. The bell rang at midnight. After the silence, I still ignored it and my heart died.
43. I just miss the past and forget that we are not ourselves.
44. My love for you never stopped, but I never let others know.
I don't know how important I am to you. At least, I know you mean a lot to me.
Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
The most important thing for two people to be together is mutual trust, not mutual suspicion.
48. The pain of lovesickness is endless, and it is inseparable from the sadness of falling in love and the tears of reunion.
49, QQ, it seems that in order to wait for someone, you can wait, but there is nothing to say.
We can comfort others, but we can't convince ourselves of the same thing.
5 1, you always say that I am too indifferent to you, you don't know that I just didn't express it.
52. If the next second is the end, who will you join hands with to freeze your love forever?
53. Two people who can't understand each other will be more lonely than when they are alone.
54. People say that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.
55. Desire to start school: the school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework was someone else's, and you were mine.
56. When I am in a panic, I wish you were by my side, slapping me with RMB to calm me down.
57. There are many things in a person's life that can't be abandoned. Only love can let go.
58. My self-righteous love is just me, directing and acting from beginning to end.
59, useless things, no matter how cheap, don't buy them for people you don't love, and don't rely on loneliness.
60. You know, handsome boy, when you study hard, you are fascinated. Take the medicine quickly!
6 1, there are only two outcomes of love: either go home separately, or Nima becomes my mother. .
62, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you wearing, mourning clothes and trousers?
63. There is no knot in this world, just a pair of hands willing to untie it.
64. Be gentle or fierce. I want to have a strange self and give myself some surprises.
65. If you study, you will study. How can I still take the exam? There is no trust between people.
66. Because everything happens for a reason, everything happens for a reason. Then, since it has become a fact, why talk about it?
67. In fact, rain or shine, as long as you are around, it is enough. What is cold in winter?
68. You always hurt me recklessly, and then you always take the trouble to say sorry to me.
You never know how strong you are, until one day you have no choice but to be strong.
70. Always listen to your favorite music. Is it possible to get closer to you? Maybe you don't care?
7 1. Isn't love just possible? Is it possible that happiness will never die? I don't know. All I know is that the real world is only gray.
72. How well you speak: I won't leave unless you leave me first. Hehe, I just realized how stupid I used to be!
73. I'm sorry, I didn't grow up to be what you like, didn't develop your favorite personality, and didn't have the feeling that could make you move.
74. I admit that I am ugly, nobody loves me, I am arrogant, I am not gentle, I am not arrogant, but I am a limited edition.
75. Memories can really turn a person into a psychopath. A second ago, his mouth was slightly raised. This second, his eyes were moist.
76. Don't crowd the circle that doesn't belong to you. There's no point in breaking your head When you are strong enough, the corresponding circle will actively absorb you.
77. Well, under what circumstances should you not believe what a man says? In bed, when he is happy, when he wants you, when he makes mistakes.
78. I can't tell why I really love someone. You only know that whenever and wherever you are in a good mood, you want this person to accompany you.
79. Bowing your head is an ability. It's not inferiority complex, it's sober change. Sometimes, if we lower our heads a little, or our life path will be more exciting.
80. There are always some songs that will make us cry, but in fact, it is not the song itself that makes us cry, but the people we think of when listening.
8 1, when there are people, it is called Christmas, and I remember Jesus at most; Someone with a date is called New Year's Eve, and I stay up at most. If someone is there, it's called Chinese New Year. I am one year older.
Talk about a sharper personality.
First, if you are not cruel, then wait for others to peel your skin and your heart.
Second, don't say I'm good, I'm not that good. Don't say I'm not good, I'm not that bad. I am me, love it or not, you are free.
Third, being betrayed and hurt occasionally is a kind of growth, and it's nothing.
If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.
I'm not a bad wolf. If I leave, I won't come back.
Six, please yourself first, as for others, look at the mood.
Seven, you let me fall apart and live like a corpse, and I will let you burn yourself.
Eight, laughing is a lifetime, and crying is also a lifetime. Anyway, as long as you live, you live with a smile.
Give up when you are tired, then I am not qualified to like you.
I am not infatuated, but no one can arouse my new enthusiasm.
1 1. Don't say anything behind others' backs.
Twelve, we are strangers, so I am cold and we know each other, so I am warm and I want to know you, so I am too familiar with you, so I am snake sick. 1. Only you are the most meaningful, and only you are the most unappreciative.
Thirteen, there is a kind of sadness that I return to you in seconds and you reincarnate me.
I can't afford your love, and I can't afford to leave my world with your love.
15. I sincerely wish you unhappy every day.
What others think of you has nothing to do with you. How you live has nothing to do with others.
Seventeen, people are so good at camouflage that they don't even know themselves.
18. Beishangguang doesn't believe in tears. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai cannot be bask in the quilt. You are snowing in the sunny north, and I am moldy in the rainy south.
It takes courage to hug you through the crowd and tear your face at all costs.
I want to ask you how to tell lies so vividly.
Can we swap roles in the next life? You love me deeply and I despise you.
I'm relieved to hear that your life is getting worse every year.
If you are not me, you'd better not interpret my life with your own understanding.
Twenty-four, there are two fatal things, one is thinking too much, and the other is knowing too much.
I can take candid photos, but I told you to use a beauty camera.
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