Happy and humorous circle of friends copy

Happiness is the most important thing for people to live in this world. When you are free, you can send some humorous sentences that make people happy to your circle of friends and give happiness to everyone around you. So how to write humorous sentences that make people happy?

Happy and humorous circle of friends copy 1 1. Man is iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in his bones.

2.？ If cigarettes are not obedient, we will "smoke".

3.？ The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

4.？ Some things, knowing that they are wrong, must be persisted because they are unwilling; Some people, knowing that they are in love, have to give up, because there is no.

5.？ If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

6.？ Spending money is as easy as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

7.？ When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

8.？ Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

9.？ You have an expression that only your mother would like. It's over if you don't work hard.

10.？ Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

1 1.？ After which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

12.？ You are so beautiful that you attract countless blind people to compete.

13.？ The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

14.？ The mobile phone hasn't rung for a month, so it was repaired today. As a result, the maintenance master said that the mobile phone was not broken, but no one called in for more than a month. I knelt down to the master and begged him to stop.

15.？ Lucky people are those who spend two dollars on a lottery ticket, win five million dollars, and then bow their heads and pick up two dollars on the way to receive the prize.

16.？ Women are poor to please themselves, while men are poor to please themselves.

17.？ How can you get married without slag? No one can be a mother casually!

18.？ Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair, add water and point the lid.

19.？ I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

20.？ The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the broken drum is open to anyone.

Happy humor circle of friends copy 2 1. Those who didn't receive my red envelope during the Chinese New Year, please don't doubt our relationship. I'm just poor, and our relationship is fine.

2.？ In this life, the first truth I understand is that people are iron and beds are magnets.

3.？ There is a tacit understanding that I am scolded by you; There is a kind of harmony, let me sit and you stand; There is a friendship that tells me to eat meat and you drink soup; There is a blessing that texting makes you happy.

4.？ Close my eyes, I see my future. ...

5.？ The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

6.？ I am not only lucky, but also athlete's foot.

7.？ If cutting my hair is cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

8.？ Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

9.？ The train to hell has left, please don't disturb it.

10.？ Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

1 1.？ The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

12.？ You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

13.？ History is always strikingly similar. The year before last, last year and this year's Valentine's Day, I spent it all by myself.

14.？ Not farting will suffocate your heart. Don't push, exercise.

15.？ My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

16.？ Don't propose to me. I will promise as soon as possible.

17.？ Don't kill yourself when you open your mouth and wave your claws at me.

18.？ I passed you and you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

19.？ Every time I weigh myself, I say I am thin when I am light, and I say I have big breasts when I am heavy!

20.？ I will give you whatever face you are, and you want me to please you artificially. You are delusional.

2 1.？ I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

Happy humor circle of friends copy 3 1. It was pulled out before it could intervene.

2.？ There is no cow dung in the end of the world, so why unrequited love for a lump of shit?

3.？ Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

4.？ Please solve the problem of surplus agricultural products in your city as soon as possible. In today's speech, at least 200 kilograms of tomatoes were thrown on the stage.

5.？ I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid to open the lid and have one more bottle.

6.？ You can't wake a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can!

7.？ If you are wrong, you should admit it. If you are defeated, you should stand at attention. Grandpa was handed down from his grandson. People should learn to be patient.

8.？ You are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

9.？ Happiness is a comparative thing, and you can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

10.？ The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

1 1.？ People will not lose themselves as long as they don't lose their way! What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

12.？ One "take it" is better than two "I'll give it to you".

13.？ Obama, do you remember that little Osama bin Laden by Daming Lake?

14.？ Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

15.？ Lie down where you fell.

16.？ You will be free first, so that I can stand up straight.

17.？ A broom can sweep the floor, but what can a mobile phone sweep? Sure, scan my QR code!

18.？ Don't talk with your lungs, it's all nonsense.

19.？ I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

20.？ Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, Doby mosquito, make it anxious.

Funny and humorous copywriting in the circle of friends.

Funny and humorous dry rice male circle of friends copied the article 1. "If you can't give me four dishes and one soup, I will go back to Gaolaozhuang tomorrow."

2. Dry rice people dry rice soul dry rice people eat in a pot.

You love your love, I cook.

4. the head can be broken with blood, but the dry rice can't be broken.

Don't ask me where I am, just tell me which canteen I am in.

6. "If the sky doesn't give birth to me, Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss, the esophagus will always be like a long night, and the meal will come. "

7. Today's rice is not enough, and tomorrow's position is not stable enough.

8. "How dare I fall in love with a fool? Am I worth it? My life is only boring. Why should I fall in love with my partner when I am angry? Did I say dry? Hmm! "

9. The technology of dried rice is pure.

/kloc-0 0. I visit three provinces every day. What do I have for lunch? What to eat at night? When shall we eat?

1 1. "Some people worry about exams, others worry about elections, and only an idiot like me worries about what to eat every day."

12. Life is bittersweet, and happiness is just dry food.

13. "Life is bittersweet, and happiness is just a meal."

14. "If you are not cruel today, you will have no spirit tomorrow. If you don't do it, you are arrogant. If you don't do it, you are arrogant. As long as your appetite is stable, the game will be great. "

15. "If you are hungry, would you like something to eat? If you are sleepy, do you want to sleep? Do you want to fall in love? "

16. I want to have a good meal on that smelly and decadent day.

17. Some people are worried about the exam, others are worried about the election, and only I, a useless person, am thinking about what to eat in the future.

Funny and humorous dry rice male circle of friends copied the second article 18. "Dry rice is not active, and there is something wrong with thinking."

19. "What you yearn for is the sea of stars, and what I want is to have a hot meal at home."

20. The hard work of migrant workers does not necessarily make you rich, but the hard work of being a cook will definitely make you look rich.

2 1. A dry rice man, a dry rice soul and a dry rice are all human beings, and a dry rice man needs a pot of dry rice.

I don't have a partner, but I want to do better than others.

23. "Criminals like to feel sleepy and refreshed during meals."

24. Run like a canteen to the person you like.

25. "If you can't eat in the middle of the night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?"

26. I want to cook a good meal in this smelly and decadent day.

27. Others live by doing nothing, while I live by doing nothing.

28. Q: What is your core competitiveness? A: Kill everyone's food.

29. I am either cooking or thinking about you.

30. After a dry meal, it becomes a sausage mouth.

3 1. "You don't have to eat it if you like, but you can eat it well if you like."

32. I really envy having something I like to do, not entangled in feelings, not attached to others, just wanting to make a living with men.

33. Dry people love to sleep until dinner.

34. The king of rice in the canteen, the lightning wolf after school.

Funny and humorous dry rice male friends circle copy article 3 35. The first happiness of a beautiful woman is dry rice, and the rest are icing on the cake.

36. Me: Get the dishes ready. It's time for lunch. Dry rice. "

37. Whether you are white, black or lace, in the eyes of dried rice people, there are only shredded potatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor and shredded pork with green pepper!

38. Dry people eat more and more every day, and the more they sleep, the more sleepy they get. I really want to go out to play in this damn fine weather.

39. Men only affect the speed of dry food.

40. "There are two most dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun, and the other is the way you work hard."

4 1. Sleeping king after class, lightning wolf in the canteen, everyone is a rice man!

42. "I was insulted by my husband because I ate two more grains of rice, and my heart was very bitter." I wanted to talk to someone and was detained 1. "

Don't worry, I just think about you every day.

44. Some people love each other, some watch the sea at night, and some people have a bowl of rice in the canteen.

45. Through the Norwegian forest, let me enter your dream. The sunset falls on my armor, and the prince may not ride a white horse. Some people call the West Sea their home. It's nine o'clock at night. I'm not Ma Siwei, but I got fat after eating too much dry food.

46. Sleepy king in class, dry rice king in canteen, express king outside school, and a cup of milk tea king every day.

47. Actually, I have a secret crush on you, but dry food matters, so I didn't have time to say it.

48. I don't have to fall in love, but I really can't miss a meal.

49. Others go to club activities after class, go back to the dormitory to catch plays, and go to the library to swim in the ocean of knowledge. Go straight to the canteen to eat after class!

50. People may not work, but they cannot live without food.

Humorous sentences. Humorous sentences.

Funny and humorous sentences

1. Can't sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

3. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

I am not handsome in appearance, I am handsome in spirit!

Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

6. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

7. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

8. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

9. Many people despise me. Who are you?

10. I went to college with a sack of money and exchanged a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

1 1. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.

12. Smile more, and watch out for emotional colds on cloudy days!

13. Come back, I can't fool you alone!

14. The tiger didn't show off to give you the face of hellokitty.

15. Coaxing a woman is like hanging a Q, at least two hours a day, and after a certain number of days, the sun shines brightly.

16. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.

17. The greatness of life disappears under the flowers!

18. If you want to wander the rivers and lakes, you should still be single!

19. Tian Lingling, Di Lingling, another ice cream.

20. Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher?

2 1. is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

22. High is high, it is a straw bag; Short is short and can stand stepping on; Being thin means being thin and muscular.

23. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

24. after studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!

25. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke!

26. Don't be the next one, just be the first one.

27. I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!

28. Why do you need to sleep for a long time to live? You will fall asleep after death.

29. Women please themselves, while men pity themselves!

30. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

Humorous sentences that make people happy.

1. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

3. Flip a coin: surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

4. Not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.

I am a good girl who you don't like teenagers. Do you like boys?

6. Who didn't experience a few scum when he was young?

7. Help others to the end, send Buddha to the west, and hooligans flow to bed.

8. Home is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.

Just because I gave you one more look, I can only find my way with crutches from now on.

10. There is a state of lovers called: be there or be square. Goodbye, don't leave.

1 1. Do you think I'm stupid? I thought you were not stupid!

12. If brain-dead people can fly, then this is the airport.

13. If you are willing to die for me, and I won't watch you die with my eyes open, then I have to close my eyes.

14. When passing by a person, all the clothes were scratched without any sparks.

15. I know what you will be like tomorrow, really, I will tell you the day after tomorrow.

16. Mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

17. If brain-dead people can fly, then this is the airport.

18. Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence. .......

19. Journey to the West told us that all the goblins with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

20. What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die.

2 1. Wages are like a period, which comes once a month and disappears in a week.

I told you to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

23. You said you were a limited edition, but I'm out of print.

24. It is said that women are made of water, but the water pollution is so serious recently.

25. Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.

26. You have your reasons for giving up on me, and I have the capital you regret.

27. You dare to lie, so I don't believe it.

28. Don't look at me from your point of view. I'm afraid you can't understand.

29. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will be points one day.

30. How many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.

A selection of humorous sentences

1. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, tell them I'm doing my homework!

2. Goose, cut the goose with a knife, pluck the hair and boil the water, and stew the goose in an iron pot.

In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.

Let's get married for a better divorce.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

6. I can tolerate fake figure, fake face and fake chest, but I can't tolerate fake RMB.

Rogues used to be in the mountains, but now they are in the public security.

Live well, because we will die for a long time!

9. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

10. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

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Sisters drink happily and send humorous sentences to their friends.

Sisters drink happily and send humorous sentences in the circle of friends (I) 1. Men don't drink, but they are in the upper reaches of the world.

2. Sing a song about wine, life geometry.

If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine. Where should I put it?

Drink if you don't drink.

Never drink, but drink until you are unconscious!

6. Ordinary people don't drink and have no fun at all.

7. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, like singing in despair.

8. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

9. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.

10. dozing off is better than getting drunk.

1 1. You can drink two taels and five taels, so comrades should be trained!

12. Drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.

13. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

14. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

15. If you can't reach the food, stand up.

16. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

17. Seven wines leave poetry powder, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines leave legacy.

18. The people who died in the war died, and the living will continue to live and drink. Remember when they drank with us. [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]

19. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

20. I used to drink too much with leaders and others. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

Sisters drink happily and send humorous sentences in the circle of friends (Chapter 2) 2 1. Talking to Bai Di, half a catty, idle;

22. How much sorrow you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

23. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

24. You can get around without drinking. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

25. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

26. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

27. Wine gives courage and makes people sentimental.

28. No drinking, no future;

29. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

30. Worry is all in wine and hidden in your heart.

3 1. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

32. Qianshan is always in love. Why don't you have a drink?

33. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, no one will feel bad if you only wear one dress.

34. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

35. People can't walk around without wine.

36. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

37. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.

38. Intentionally, everyone is tired, unintentionally, life is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

39. You're not drunk and I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

40. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

Sisters drink happily and send humorous sentences to the circle of friends (Chapter 3) 4 1. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking is haunted, tripping, looking for water at night, getting up early and regretting.

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

43. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

44. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

45. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking now, one for you and one for me? Now, who's afraid of who?

46. Drink less blood and wine; if you drink too much, you won't live.

47. Swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.

48. Back to Jialing River, drinking is soup.

49. Life is rare and you get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

50. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine. There is no reason to die in the west.

5 1. The wine is dry and big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

52. If I want to drink well, you have to pour it first.

53. I have plenty of drinks. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

54. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

55. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

56. As long as we have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

57. Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

58. I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile in my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

59. In life, drinking is everywhere.

60. You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, and you don't know the weight until you have loved it.

Breakfast humor in friends circle copywriting

The circle of friends has become a place to bask in food. A humorous breakfast sentence in the morning will not only bring happiness to people around you, but also make you the most dazzling person. How to write humorous breakfast sentences?

A friend circle copy about breakfast humor 1. What wakes you up every day is not a dream, not an emergency, but an uneasy soul, because you are hungry.

2.？ You are not in the habit of eating breakfast. I said that eating breakfast every day would lead to stomach trouble.

3.？ Su Tuo's confession in heaven is not easy to know.

4.？ Good morning. I wake up from hunger every morning. It is strange to eat so much at night.

5.？ The most practical happiness is that no matter after breakfast or good night after dinner, you are there.

6.？ You need a delicious breakfast, but I only have love.

7.？ I can eat, which doesn't mean that I am a foodie, but that I am easy to raise.

8.？ For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl.

9.？ The real reason why breakfast is important is that it determines the tone of your diet that day.

10.？ I forgot the breakfast dishes and bread crumbs, and the stew for lunch is still far away.

1 1.？ You are not in the habit of eating breakfast. I said that eating breakfast every day would lead to stomach trouble.

12.？ You need a delicious breakfast, but I only have love.

13.？ Remember to eat breakfast. When you get old, you will have an explanation for your stomach.

14.？ The plan for the day lies in the morning. Let's have a good breakfast today.

15.？ Love is not sweet talk, but breakfast made for you every day.

16.？ Will someone get up early in the morning to make breakfast for you?

17.？ Honey, I am willing to make breakfast for you every day. You slept too much!

18.？ I hope this is a hearty breakfast, but it is definitely the worst dinner.

19.？ I was waiting for breakfast when I was in Seeds of Love. Now care about others, and send love breakfast after running in the morning. I also feel very happy.

20.？ Those who promise to give you a free lunch will eat you alive at breakfast.

Friends circle copy 2 about breakfast humor 1. Many people invite you to dinner, but few people can invite you to breakfast.

2.？ I can eat, which doesn't mean that I am a foodie, but that I am easy to raise.

3.？ I hope I can see you cooking breakfast for me when I wake up every day.

4.？ I'm a principled foodie. I can't eat anything that strangers give me until it's disinfected.

5.？ Life is a down-to-earth life, and you can eat anything for breakfast.

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7.？ At this moment, I just want to sit down and enjoy my cooking.

8.？ Looking at my delicious food is a kind of enjoyment. Although I eat very little, I enjoy the process of creating delicious food.

9.？ Finally, one day, I waited for someone who was willing to make breakfast for me with all his heart and nourish my life with every breath in the early morning sunshine.

10.？ Bullies will become friends and remain friends forever.

1 1.？ One kind of love is very simple, that is, people who love to sleep late are willing to get up early to make breakfast for you.

12.？ Love is not sweet talk, but breakfast made for you every day.

13.？ A person's life is very simple, a single cycle, a note, a homemade food ... From fear to slow enjoyment, it is just a habit process.

14.？ The plan for the day lies in the morning. Let's have a good breakfast today.

15.？ Spring leeks cut in the rainy night, Huang Liang in the new kitchen.

16.？ Many people invite you to dinner, but few people can invite you to breakfast.

17.？ I'm a principled foodie. I can't eat anything that strangers give me until it's disinfected.

18.？ Good morning, the weather is still very cold, but fortunately I have breakfast to warm me up.

19.？ The most practical happiness is that no matter after breakfast or good night after dinner, you are there.

20.？ Motto of eating goods: don't try to eat and drink today, and try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

Friends circle copy three about breakfast humor 1. The red hump was bought from the Jade Roast Chicken Shop, and the fragrant fish was ordered on a crystal tray. Although their unicorn horn food sticks are lazily lifted, exquisite phoenix meat cleavers are rarely used; The eunuch flew away, afraid to raise the dust, and the cook came to the sea, enjoying delicacies.

2.？ Steamed salmon rolls in Yuan Xifu and stir-fried shrimps in Shanghai restaurants.

3.？ Honey, I am willing to make breakfast for you every day. You slept too much!

4.？ I like the breakfast shop in the corner, because you will order my favorite meal.

5.？ If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and I may be hungry at most …

6.？ Wake up every morning and have a loving breakfast. This is the happiness I want.

7.？ I like the breakfast shop in the corner, because you will order my favorite meal.

8.？ If I look listless, maybe I am tired, maybe I am sick, maybe I am hungry?

9.？ I can't help putting the whole cage in my mouth. The meat is delicious. I don't know if I don't eat it, but I can't forget it once I eat it. I wolfed it down.

10.？ There are two me in the world, I am a foodie, and I really want to lose weight.

1 1.？ I forgot the breakfast dishes and bread crumbs, and the stew for lunch is still far away.

12.？ The real reason why breakfast is important is that it determines the tone of your diet that day.

13.？ Buy pig bones at the east gate and order a little orange sauce. Steamed chicken is like a jade version of a cat's head bamboo shoot, and tastes like a hump oxtail scarlet.

14.？ The three words that touched me the most: bring you delicious food, invite you to eat delicious food, and take you to eat delicious food.

15.？ Instead of cooking yam soup for the monk's family, it is better to ask weeds around the wheat field.

16.？ One kind of love is very simple, that is, people who love to sleep late are willing to get up early to make breakfast for you.

17.？ Cookies are like chewing the moon. They are crispy and waxy inside.

18.？ The first time I went to Tang 'an, I cooked glutinous rice and carved Hu Mei. As big as amaranth, as white as jade, slippery, and fragrant all over the room.

19.？ At this moment, I just want to sit down and enjoy my cooking.

20.？ The only reason to support me to get up for work today is this loving breakfast.