Humorous sentences about sleeping. What can you say about sleeping?

1. I have to have a good rest during the day because I have to sleep at night!

2. When I say I like to sleep, I mean to sleep when I skip school, sleep in class, sleep when I am bored and go back to sleep in the morning. Instead of sleeping like you should close your eyes when it gets dark.

3. "The future depends on dreams." So go to bed quickly.

4. Sudden shaking while sleeping is the nervous system discovering that you suddenly fell into sleep and have not been active for a long time. It thinks you are dead, so it moves, trying to see if you are dead...

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5. I like to stay in bed because I like to sleep. I like to sleep because I like to dream. I like to dream because reality is not beautiful.

6. The bed allows me to rely on me, and the quilt can give me a hug, so I like sleeping so much.

7. You are not a fish, how can you not sleep?

8. To deal with fatigue: sleep. Deal with fear: sleep. To deal with a cold: sleep. Deal with hunger: sleep. To deal with a broken love: sleep. Cure all diseases in one sleep, and bring peace to the world in one sleep.

9. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over...

10. I don’t want to sleep except during bedtime. sleep.