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Classic sentences of beer

1, the sound of opening the bottle cap with a bang was followed by the sound of "bang bang bang". Seeing the sky at the bottom of the bottle will have a "cool" sigh. This is our first process after countless hours. It's hot and stuffy, and the air seems to have forgotten to flow. There is no wind at all. There are layers of heat waves on the asphalt pavement. After a summer rain, a layer of hot air was added, and after the rain, it was slightly. Cool is the foundation of hotter.

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2. Wine is not uncommon in China. Drinking is even more unusual. Drinking is a culture. Just like China's white wine, it is hot and spicy. It burns in the throat for a while, but it feels heroic when swallowed for a while, just like the character that China people have always admired: self-confidence and courage. Beer, on the other hand, is an imported product, which originated in ancient Egypt, developed in Sumer, matured in Germany and only spread to China in modern times. The development history of beer in China is not very long, but its popularity really makes local liquor ashamed. The myth that beer and liquor are equal developed the modern history of China.

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3. when eating hot pot, adding a small amount of beer to the boiling soup can play a role in adding freshness and flavor. Soup tastes fresher and food tastes tender. When washing your hair, add a proper amount of beer to make it fresh and refreshing, and dandruff and oil stains will be clean after washing. After washing, your hair will keep a faint scent of hops for a long time. In summer, adding 1/3 beer to brewed iced black tea can make pure beer black tea, which can clear away heat and relieve summer heat, refresh and quench thirst, and is more refreshing and comfortable than eating iced watermelon.

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Compared with China liquor, beer is milder, easier to eat and more pleasant. Compared with liquor, beer production is an art, an art combining aesthetics with exquisiteness, and an art combining with China traditional culture. I visited the beer Zodiac Garden in Taishan, and I really realized that the art of beer can be combined with aesthetics and China culture, and the two complement each other.

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5. Beer is made of malt, rice, hops, beer yeast and brewing water. Its main feature is low alcohol content and rich in nutrients such as sugar, vitamins, amino acids, potassium, calcium and magnesium. Moderate drinking is good for health. Beer has high water content and can quench thirst; At the same time, the organic acids in beer have a refreshing effect. On the one hand, it can reduce excessive excitement and tension and promote muscle relaxation;

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6. Work hard and bear fruitful results. Barley, wheat and rice with the strongest flavor in China are closely related to cattle. The main raw material of foreign beer is barley, but in China, the variety of grain is much richer than that of foreign countries. Both wheat and rice can make delicious beer, which is an out-and-out China beer. Therefore, cattle are the representative of the first stage of beer production.

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7, beer, every bit of beer is aftertaste, and gradually found that its bitterness is no longer so strong, perhaps, as most people say, they are slowly adapting. Its bitter taste is actually not that strong. Simple and monotonous bitterness seems to gradually become refreshing and sweet. But should I be glad or sad?

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8. Water is the blood and soul of beer. The quality of beer mainly depends on the quality of water. Taishan water, Taishan spring is the king of water. There is a saying that "Mount Tai has three beauties, and cabbage has tofu water". Therefore, the spring water of Mount Tai can completely serve as the name of beer blood.

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9. Give you my comfort. The disappearing beer is the hickey of my memory, giving you my smile. What can I say about the disappearing beer? Youth is endless repentance, and it is hard to make the final infatuation meaningless. Disappearing beer, at that time of that year, connected memories and made you and me crazy. The disappearing beer is unyielding courage all the way, writing our spinning skirt bit by bit!

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10, a glass of beer, orange liquid, in the colorful light, braved the golden foam, the smell of wheat touched the sense of smell, I couldn't help drinking it. Since when, apart from cigarettes, opening a bottle of beer on a lonely and helpless night is more like a way of life. When the solution of wheat fragrance flows down with the cup wall, it rolls into the stomach and washes away the sadness in the abdomen. Another kind of drunkenness is like a confused life, and the unpredictable direction leads us to indulge in temporary pleasure. Drunk head, hanging around his neck, willing to sleep in a soft bed and never wake up.

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1 1, have a glass of beer. Please be respectful when drinking. If there were no such bubbling liquid, maybe we would still live in the cave now! In the long history of mankind, the agricultural revolution that happened ten thousand years ago was an important turning point. At that time, some humans decided to bid farewell to the nomadic life of hunting. They left the cave, lived in a house and began to grow barley. These people created the first civilization of mankind-Mesopotamia civilization.