Send a funny word in a circle of friends

First, when you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please try to trip him up with your legs out!

Second, although you have a husband, what's wrong with having one more?

Third, I finally understand that it is not Russia that you can't let go, but her.

The whole world is watching the rain, only I am watching whether he has an umbrella.

Five, learning can not be excessive, but also can not fall behind, otherwise children have no childhood, young people have no youth, middle-aged people have no fun, and old people have no leisure.

Six, sleep on the printer, can print a dream all night?

Seven, you can't wake up a person who pretends to sleep, and you can't be intoxicated with a person who doesn't love you. You are not a person along the way, so you can't cut corners.

Eight, how big is your body to support your filthy soul!

I advise you to like me early, so as not to waste time.

X. matador, VIP among bitches.

Turning girls into women is the most basic responsibility and obligation of men.

Twelve, when you were a child, your mother hung a bone for you, and at least a dog played with you!

Thirteen, if life deceives you, don't worry, take out the beauty camera and deceive life.

Fourteen, there is a kind of love in feelings, called letting go. When love is gone, you should know how to let go.

Fifteen, go home at night, my wife grabbed my clothes and tried to smell them. I was so scared that I quickly explained: I had dinner with my friends today, and I definitely didn't smell like a woman's perfume! Unexpectedly, she slapped me in the face and said, it smells like hot pot. You didn't even invite me to eat hot pot!

16. Discipline yourself and leave others alone.

I am too lazy to change my deskmate, no matter who I talk to.

Eighteen, I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake.

Nineteen, when I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, you will never starve to death if you learn this skill. So my mother taught me to eat.

Twenty, the cow hits the high-voltage line, which is really awesome, lightning.

Twenty-one, making money like a needle digging the ground, spending money like water seeping into the soil.

Twenty-two, I threw a coin up, and as a result, it was bird droppings that fell.

Twenty-three, whose old love is not someone else's new love, whose new love is not someone else's old love.

I'm going to the universe, and I'll come back to pick the stars for you.

Twenty-five, I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said from an early age that I was not cut out for reading.

Twenty-six, I want to underestimate myself, but my weight is not allowed.

Twenty-seven, every time I see delicious food, I will say to myself: I can't eat it, and I will die if I eat it. But it turns out that I am really a hero who is not afraid of death!

28. It suddenly occurred to me that the title of Excellent Young Pioneers won in primary school was probably the peak of my political career.

Twenty-nine, two toothpastes, nobody cares, a group of idiots.

Thirty, I am me, a different bonfire.

29 funny sentences were sent to the circle of friends, which was very interesting and attractive.

1. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without a brain.

2. What's it like to be with someone you don't like? I don't even want to give him half a spicy strip.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, there are actually many bad words behind me.

4. When you are in love, let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere. Girls should work harder, eat, drink and be merry, and buy in buy buy.

5. How do you describe your cooking? You can make a good kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

6. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

7. If you can't find a partner for a long time, you should reflect on it. Do you ask too much about gender?

8. To tell the truth, how much is this kebab?

9. Perseverance may not be successful, but it will be easy to give up.

10. I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

1 1. You look like a child, you know? I'm not saying you're naive, let alone cute. I'm just saying you look like my son.

12. Go to bed early every day. If you have nothing to do, you should play with your mobile phone less, which is not good for your mobile phone.

13. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

14. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

15. There are no roads in the world, and there are too many people wandering around. I don't know how to get there.

16. I lost my life because I was too proud, but I obviously don't love money.

17. People still need to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

18. Three points busy, seven points busy, and finally this life is very fulfilling.

19. As soon as I emphasize to be a low-key person, you should clap and scream for me.

It's good that you left, otherwise you would have been worried that you would stay for dinner.

2 1. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

22. I just don't make sense, because I convince people with fun.

23. I hope idolize, who is sensible, will not set himself on fire for me.

24. You can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can!

25. At that time, I was still young and liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

26. Show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.

27. I did my homework for two minutes yesterday, and then my mobile phone caught fire. I coaxed it for two hours. what can I do? I am also very helpless.

28. Your Mr Right is an incomparable monkey. One day he will walk through the tower in two steps and marry your dog.

29. I have a holiday, and there is no news at my deskmate. It feels like losing a pig. Pain!

Chatting with a group of interesting friends

First, someone is sitting next to me. I used to slap you in the face. How can you squeeze into my invisible wings!

Second, it is said that all parts of the country are mourning for a guy named Hot this summer. How hot it is!

Third, let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

Fifth, at the beginning, stunning is completely rare for the world.

6. A man's greatest skill is to accommodate his girlfriend until other men can't stand it.

Seven, say what? I feel depressed at the thought of my weight!

I am really jealous of that woman. Why am I thicker than her?

Cherish me while I am still alive.

I won't watch you jump into the fire pit. I close my eyes.

I don't think you are a qualified friend. You better be my wife!

Twelve, the chicken's resistance is to make its own meat unpalatable.

Thirteen, I passed a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.

Fourteen, people still have to go out for a walk more, otherwise they don't know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

15. Who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?

Sixteen, when God closes a door for you, he will also clamp your brain with the door.

Seventeen, you don't just drop the powder without laughing!

Eighteen, intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help Xueba get to the bottom of it.

20. If a lazy person like me answers everything, it only means one thing: I like you.

Twenty-one, life has no rehearsal, live broadcast every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

Twenty-two, teach you to practice knives, you practice swords, and you practice swords! Jin Jian doesn't practice prostitution!

Twenty-three, how many pairs of eyes were left after ten years when I was young?

Don't get tired of me arguing with me. Don't complain and speak ill of me behind my back.

25. Don't underestimate me. Although I can't save the people, I can endanger the whole life.

Twenty-six, I knew you were Uber when I opened my eyes.

Twenty-seven, eating is easy to lose weight, eating is not easy to cherish.

Twenty-eight, the so-called loyalty is just not enough chips for betrayal.

Twenty-nine, you stubbornly turned a Audrey Hepburn into a princesa.

Thirty, my own scores are all my own, I don't mind!

3 1. One night, when the physics self-study teacher was drooling on the podium, the female classmate in the back row suddenly rushed in front of me and confiscated the comic books in her physics book on the spot. The whole class froze and exclaimed that the teacher had cultivated a pair of perspective eyes. Who knows the teacher said on the spot: I want to cry when I read a physics book, but she laughs while reading it!

How are you getting along now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

In addition to teeth, there is love.

Don't be used to that when you grow up. It is easy to get pregnant.

Thirty-five, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll be a gangster as soon as I get back!

After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded.

Do you mind if my breasts are small? No, I like the feeling of childhood.

Thirty-eight, the female penguin quarreled with the male penguin and turned away. The male penguin wants to catch up and coax her. When the female penguin looks back, he walks so cute and wears makeup.

Thirty-nine, we have nearsighted people, we have acne and no youth.

Forty, you can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can!

Why don't you do your homework? What's wrong with being used by the original class representative?

42. Is there a love rat? I want to love you. I hope your sweet words fascinate me, and then you cheat. My heart aches, and I strive to reach the peak of my life.

Talk about the funny proportion suitable for friends circle.

First, without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?

Second, I am in the Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in the Jianghu.

Three, if you dare to mess with me, send your name number to the cat's paw hodgepodge and let MOppER spray you to death.

After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I felt. I was silent for a while and said to him, I am happy if you are happy.

Five, thin, wear anything wild. Fat, wearing nothing is useless.

Six, we agreed to grow old together, but you went to oil!

Seven, when I have a fever at home, I will still insist on surfing the Internet. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.

Eight, I want to rely on threats to do what a good-looking girl can do.

There is nothing good about you, but even if I like you, you can't change it, just like if you don't like me, I can't change it. This is called fate.

Persistence may not be successful, but it will be easy to give up.

The sun is shining every day, and the right person will always meet. Don't be afraid. Good things always come out.

Twelve, don't say forever, don't say forever, who can promise the future? All we can grasp is the local feelings at that time. But life is made up of countless now, and every moment is forever.

Thirteen, I love you, it is pure fiction, and if there are similarities, it is pure coincidence.

Fourteen, love is sometimes like the feeling of drunkenness, the mind is clear, but the behavior is out of control.

Would you like to be my sun? I know. Then please leave me alone.

Sixteen, women don't care about decency, decency is because there is not enough temptation, men don't care about loyalty, and loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

Seventeen, because of your expression, I had an appetite in anger and moved from the canteen to the toilet.

Eighteen, three bottles of women: one bottle in youth, one bottle of vinegar in middle age and one bottle of medicine in old age.

Nineteen, I don't believe it. I only believe that a drop will last for three seconds and never part.

Twenty, I am your real frivolous, and you are my vigorous shallowness.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

Twenty-two, the nature of parents' meeting and mistress is the same, both of which provoke family relations.

Twenty-three, others are pretending to be serious, and I have to pretend to be dishonest.

Twenty-four, you said you would ask me where to go in the future, and I smiled happily.

On the 25th, you are under arrest. The charges are very exciting.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

Twenty-seven, take your hand and drag the child away. If the child doesn't go, he will continue to drag away if he is dizzy!

28. If something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won't withhold my words or stand in your way, but I can come out handsome.

29. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao used my red rope to knit autumn trousers.

There are many people holding hands in the street. How many of them are getting married?

Thirty-one, men are excellent because of loneliness, and women are lonely because of Excellence.

What's the point of keeping you in the dark? I'd better hide you in the quilt.

33. God closed the window of mathematics for me, and by the way, he closed the door of English, blocked the sewer of comprehensive management, and even blocked the dog hole of Chinese for me.

Thirty-four, breaking up is boring. Let's play divorce if we can!

Thirty-five, you are my honey plum meat, you are my fish-flavored shredded pork, you are the double festival of Majia Hotel, and you are the delicious bottom of Xerox pot.

Thirty-six, I have worked hard for so long, but if I have a little talent, I should have some signs of success.

Don't think I am out of reach just because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

Thirty-eight, some things don't need to argue, seemingly obedient, and secretly resist.

It's not that we are not suitable, but that you are more suitable.

Forty, hitting is kissing you, scolding is loving you, and not hitting or scolding is not making love with you.

Forty-one, read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!

Forty-two, you let me down, and I gave you no chance to go on stage.

Forty-three, suddenly I will think, I love you too much, out of love or because I am unwilling.

Forty-four, don't talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurting money.

Forty-five, two is a kind of no three no four beauty.

Forty-six, you love to ignore me now, remember, you can't afford me in the future.

Forty-seven, I killed two mating flies. This is a terrible sin.

Forty-eight, fat is presumptuous, thin is restrained.

Forty-nine, the homework has not been finished, something is wrong, something is wrong!

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when the power went out, my house was dark and my neighbor's house was brightly lit.