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You are poisonous and the next earthy love words
You are poisonous. This sentence is often heard. It is easier for men and women to hear this sentence. How to reply tactfully to you are poisonous?
You are poisonous. Here is an earthy love quote:
1. I have been poisoned by you, and only you have the antidote.
2. I feel that you are a bit bad. I have been poisoned by you. Please change your ways.
3. I always feel that you are weird and cute.
4. Do you smoke? Why do I feel that you are so beautiful?
5. Only when we are poisoned by each other can we stay together and love each other.
6. I think about you every day as if I was poisoned and I need your antidote.
7. I want you to be poisoned by me all your life, so that we can never part ways.
8. Let us slowly become people suitable for each other and walk hand in hand through the spring, summer, autumn and winter that belong to us.
9. If you ask me how much I love you, it probably means that if I meet you a hundred times again, I will fall for you a hundred times.
10. I have been poisoned by you and have always wanted to know how to take a road, that is, how to take the road to your heart.
11. My life is so long, I need someone to accompany me, talk nonsense, share a table to eat, and spend the rest of my life, and that person can only be you.
12. Xu Zhimo: Longer~Lu Xiaoman: Momo~
13. Liang Qiushi: Xiaowa~Han Jingqing: Qiuqiu~
14. Zhu Shenghao: Miss Sister~Song Qingru: Mr. Zhu
15. Shen Congwen: Sansan~Zhang Zhaohe: Countryman~
How to reply tactfully that you are poisonous:
1. You How do you know? I grew up taking poison since I was a child, and I have poisoned many people to death.
2. Yes, I am poisonous. Do you have syphilis?
3. A dog told me the same thing yesterday. . .
4. I only poison xx, you know!
5. What? Do you still want to try poison?
6. You are the one who is poisonous, your whole family is poisonous!
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