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I know many things, but I won't follow them, so I'm still not responsible for myself. Why?
A farmer, who has only been in junior high school for two years, has no money to go to school at home. He dropped out of school and went home to help his father cultivate three acres of thin land. /kloc-when he was 0/9 years old, his father died, and the burden of his family was all on his shoulders. He must take care of his poor mother and grandmother who is paralyzed in bed.
In the 1980s, farmland was contracted to households. He dug a puddle in the pond and wanted to raise fish. However, the village cadres told him that fish could not be raised in the paddy field, but crops could only be planted, so the pond had to be filled up. It became a joke. In others' eyes, he is a silly man who wants to get rich.
I heard that raising chickens can make money, so he borrowed 500 yuan from his relatives and raised chickens. But after a flood, the chickens got chicken plague and all died within a few days. 500 yuan may be nothing to others, but it is astronomical to a family living on only three acres of wasteland. His mother couldn't stand the stimulation and died of depression.
Later, he made wine, caught fish and even helped people dig holes in the cliff of the stone mine ... but he didn't make any money.
At the age of 35, he had not married. Even divorced women with children despise him. Because he has only one adobe house, it may collapse at any time after a heavy rain. No one looks down on a man who can't get a wife in the countryside.
But he still wanted to take a chance, so he borrowed money everywhere to buy tractors. Unexpectedly, less than half a month on the road, this tractor took him to a river. He broke a leg and became lame. The tractor that was salvaged has become fragments, so he had to take it apart and sell it as scrap iron.
Almost everyone said that his life was over.
But later he became the boss of a company in my city, with assets of 200 million. Now, many people know his bitter past and legendary entrepreneurial experience. He has been interviewed by many media and described in many reports. But I only remember this plot—
The reporter asked him: "Why don't you back down again and again in the days of suffering?"
He sat behind the big and luxurious boss's desk, drinking a glass of water in his hand. Then, he held the glass cup in his hand and asked the reporter, "What will happen to this cup if I let go?"
The reporter said, "I fell to the ground and broke it."
"Then let's try." He said.
As soon as his hand was released, the cup fell to the ground, making a crisp sound, but it was not broken, but intact. He said: "Even if there are 10 people present, they will think that this cup will definitely break. However, this cup is not ordinary glass, it is made of FRP. "
Then, I remembered this classic and wonderful dialogue. Such a person, even if he has only one breath, will try to hold the hand of success, unless God takes away his life …
When the tiger came,
Two men met a big tiger in the forest. A quickly took off a pair of lighter sports shoes from the back and put them on. B was so anxious that he scolded, "What are you doing? Changing shoes can't beat the tiger! "
A said, "I just want to run faster than you."
2 1 century, no sense of crisis is the biggest crisis. Especially after China's entry into WTO, telecommunications, banking, insurance and even civil servants, which we think are very stable and secure, will also face many variables. When more tigers come, aren't we ready for running shoes?
job-hop
A said to B, "I want to leave this company. I hate this company! "
B suggestion: "I raise my hands in favor of your revenge!" " This broken company must give it some color to see see. But now is not the best time for you to leave. "
A asked, "Why?"
B said, "If you leave now, the company will not lose much. You should take advantage of the opportunity in the company, try your best to attract some customers for yourself, become a unique figure in the company, and then suddenly leave the company with these customers, and the company will suffer heavy losses and be very passive. "
A thinks what B said is very reasonable. So he worked hard and got what he wanted. After more than half a year's hard work, he has gained a lot.
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When we meet again, B asks A, "Now is the time. Let's jump up and act quickly! " "
A smiled indifferently: "The boss and I talked for a long time and are going to promote me to be the assistant to the general manager. I have no plans to leave for the time being. "
In fact, this is also the original intention of B. A person's job is always just for his resume. Only by paying more than you get, and letting the boss really see that your ability is greater than your position, will you be given more opportunities and create more profits for him.
Remind yourself
An old lady sat on the side of the road and looked at a high wall not far away. She always thought that she would collapse soon. Seeing someone coming towards it, she kindly reminded: "That wall is going to collapse, please go away." When the reminded person swaggered across the wall, she looked puzzled-the wall didn't fall down. The old lady was very angry: "Why didn't you listen to me? ! "Someone came again, and the old lady gave advice. Three days passed, and many people walked by the wall without danger. On the fourth day, the old lady felt a little strange and disappointed. She couldn't help walking to the wall and observing it carefully. At this time, however, the wall collapsed, and the old lady was buried in dust and masonry and died.
It is often easy and sober to remind others, but it is difficult to remind yourself soberly at all times. So many dangers come from themselves, and the old lady's sorrow is born from this.
The mouse on the stupa
A stray mouse made its home on the top of the stupa.
Life in the stupa is really happy. Not only can you cross the floor at will, but you can also enjoy rich sacrifices. It even enjoys privileges that others can't imagine, and it can chew unknown secrets; People dare not face up to the Buddha statue, which is a free relaxation. When it rises, it can even leave some shit on the head of the Buddha.
Whenever a good man and a woman burn incense and kowtow, the mouse always looks at the intoxicating smoke and rises slowly. It jerked its nose, laughing internally: "Funny human, knees are so soft, kneel when you say it!" " "
One day, a hungry wild cat broke in and caught the mouse.
"You can't eat me! You should bow to me! I represent the Buddha! " The noble prisoner protested.
"People bow down to you only because of your position, not because of you!"
The wild cat sneered, and then it broke the mouse in half like a hamburger.
Kangaroos and cages
One day, the city zoo found that the kangaroo escaped from the cage, so it held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again. I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day. The keeper was very nervous and decided to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters. One day a giraffe was chatting with some kangaroos. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" Asked the giraffe. "It's hard to say." Kangaroo said, "If they continue to forget to close the door!" " "
Management experience: from beginning to end, light and heavy, light and heavy. Closing the door is the origin, lifting the cage is the end, and it certainly doesn't matter to give up the origin and chase the end. What is management? Management is to analyze the main contradiction and secondary contradiction of things first, and understand the "background", "severity" and "urgency" of things clearly, and then start from important aspects.
rescue
In a fierce battle, the captain suddenly found an enemy plane swooping down to the position. As usual, don't hesitate to lie down when you find the enemy plane diving. But the captain didn't lie down at once. He found a little soldier still standing four or five meters away from him. He didn't think much, and a diving fly pressed the little soldier tightly under him. At this time, there was a loud noise, and the splashing soil fell on them. The captain patted the dust on his body and looked back, suddenly stunned: a big hole was blown out of his position just now.
The little soldier and little brother in the story are lucky, but even luckier is the captain and little brother in the story, because they have helped others and themselves at the same time!
A[H8a@"q`+~0 Management experience: We will certainly encounter many difficulties on the road of life. But don't we all know that on the way forward, moving stumbling blocks under others' feet is sometimes just paving the way for ourselves?
parrot
A man went to buy a parrot and saw a sign in front of it: This parrot can speak two languages, 200 yuan. In front of another parrot, it was written: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 400 yuan. Which one should I buy? Both are shiny, very flexible and lovely. The man turned and couldn't make up his mind. Suddenly I found a parrot with a tooth missing. Its coat color is dim and messy, and its price is 800 yuan.
The man quickly called the boss: "Can this parrot speak eight languages?"
The shopkeeper said, "No."
The man wondered, "Then why are you old, ugly and incompetent? Is it worth it?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Because the other two parrots call this parrot boss."
This story tells us that a real leader is not necessarily strong in his own ability. As long as he knows how to trust, how to delegate and how to cherish, he can unite forces stronger than himself and thus enhance his value. On the contrary, many people with very strong abilities are too perfectionist and hands-on, and no one can match them. In the end, I can only be the best researcher and sales representative, but I can't be an excellent leader.
Apples by the river
An old monk, surrounded by a group of devout disciples. On this day, he told his disciples to go to Nanshan to get a load of firewood. The disciples hurried to the river on the hillside, and everyone was dumbfounded. I saw the flood rushing down from the mountain, and I couldn't cross the river to collect firewood in any case. Without success, the disciples were a little depressed. There is only one young monk and master who are calm and stand opposite each other. When the master asked him why, the young monk took an apple out of his arms and handed it to the master, saying that he could not cross the river to collect firewood. When he saw an apple tree by the river, I picked the only apple on it. Later, the young monk became a descendant of the master.
There are endless roads and rivers in the world. It is also a kind of wisdom to turn around if you can't cross the river. But true wisdom must do one thing by the river: fly the kite of thought and pick an "apple". Throughout ancient and modern times, people who hold such a belief in life have finally achieved a breakthrough and transcendence in life.
It's not what you think.
Two traveling angels went to a rich family for the night. The family was unfriendly to them and refused to let them spend the night in a comfortable room. Instead, they found a corner for them in the cold basement. When they made the bed, the older angel found a hole in the wall and repaired it conveniently. The young angel asked why, and the old angel replied, "Some things are not what they seem."
The next night, they went to a poor farmhouse to spend the night. The host and his wife were very enthusiastic about them, took out what little food they had to entertain the guests, and then gave up their beds for the two angels. The next morning, two angels found the farmer and his wife crying, and their only source of livelihood-a cow died. The young angel was very angry. He asked the old angel why this happened. The first family had everything, and the old angel helped them mend the hole in the wall. Although the second family was so poor, they warmly entertained the guests, but the old angel did not stop the cow from dying.
"Some things are not what they seem." The old angel replied, "When we spent the night in the basement, I saw the gold nuggets on the wall through the hole in the wall." Because the master was confused by greed and didn't want to share his wealth, I filled the hole in the wall. Death summoned the farmer's wife last night, and I replaced her with a cow. So some things are not what they seem. "
Sometimes things shouldn't be like this. If you have faith, you just need to firmly believe that your efforts will always be rewarded. You may not know until later ...
The way to raise cattle
When we traveled to the countryside, we were surprised to see an old farmer shoveling grass for a cow on the roof of a small hut and asked, "Grandpa, why don't you put the grass for the cow on the ground and let it eat?" The old farmer said, "This kind of grass is of poor quality. If I put it on the ground, it will despise it. " But I put it on the roof where it can barely reach, and it will eat hard until it eats all the grass. "
Lover's heart
This is a true story that happened in England. There was a lonely old man, childless and sickly. He decided to move to a nursing home. The old man announced the sale of his beautiful house. Buyers flocked to hear the news. The base price of the house was 80,000 pounds, but people quickly bid it to 654.38+10,000 pounds. Prices are still rising. The old man lay deep in the sofa, full of melancholy. Yes, if it weren't for his poor health, he wouldn't sell the house where he spent most of his life. A young man in plain clothes came to the old man, bent down and whispered, "Sir, I want to buy this house, but I only have 65,438+00,000 pounds. However, if you sell the house to me, I guarantee that you will still live here, have tea, read newspapers and walk with me, and be happy every day-believe me, I will take care of you wholeheartedly! " The old man nodded and smiled and sold the house to him for 1 0,000.
You don't have to kill and cheat in cold blood to realize your dreams. Sometimes, as long as you have a loving heart.
give
An old carpenter is preparing to retire. He told his boss that he would leave the construction industry and go home to enjoy family happiness with his wife and children. The boss didn't want to let his good worker go and asked him if he could help build another house. The old carpenter agreed. But everyone can see later that his heart is no longer working. He uses soft materials and does rough work. After the house was built, the boss gave him the key to the gate.
"This is your house," he said. "My gift to you."
He was dumbfounded with shock and ashamed. If he knew he was building a house for himself, how could he do it? Now he has to live in a humble house! So do we. We casually "build" our own life, not actively, but passively, refusing to strive for perfection in everything and failing to do our best at critical moments. When we realized our situation, we were already trapped in the "house" we built. Imagine you as a carpenter. Think about your house. Every day you knock a nail, add a board, or erect a wall. Use your wisdom to build well! Your life is the only creation in your life, which cannot be erased and rebuilt. Even if there is only one day to live, that day should be beautiful and noble. The nameplate on the wall reads: "Life is your own creation."
window
There is a wife who has been complaining about her laziness for years. "That woman's clothes can never be washed. Look, the clothes she hangs outside the yard are always dirty. I really don't know how she can wash clothes like this ... "
It was not until one day that a discerning friend came to her house that she discovered that it was not the wife across the street who couldn't wash her clothes properly. A careful friend took a rag and wiped the gray stain on the lady's window and said, "Look, isn't this clean?" It turns out that my window is dirty.
Leave a gap for others
A famous entrepreneur was giving a speech when an audience asked, "You have achieved great success in your career. What is the most important thing for you? " The entrepreneur didn't give a direct answer. He picked up the chalk and drew a circle on the blackboard, but it was incomplete, leaving a gap. He asked, "What is this?" "Zero", "Round"/"Unfinished Business"/"Success", the audience under the stage replied noisily.
He was noncommittal about these answers: "In fact, this is only an incomplete period. You asked me why I achieved brilliant results. The reason is simple: I won't do things perfectly, just like drawing a full stop. I must leave a gap for my subordinates to fill. "
Leaving room for others doesn't mean that you are not competent. In fact, this is a kind of management wisdom and a higher level of overall improvement. Give the monkey a tree and let it climb constantly; Give the tiger a mountain and let it roam freely. Perhaps, this is the highest state of enterprise management and employment.
horse
Horses used to roam freely in the mountains. When they were thirsty, they drank some mountain springs. When you are tired, sleep on the ground and bask in the sun, carefree. However, since the appearance of Bole, the fate of horses has changed. Put a cage on its head, a saddle on its back and tie it. The horse's mortality rate is already 23/ 10. If you force it to carry things, force it to walk thousands of miles a day, and nail iron palms on its feet, the horse's mortality rate will be more than half. A horse is an unruly and useless animal. Let it absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, the aura of heaven and earth, and it will be useless and inaction. You can also enjoy its life, educate it and let it know manners, but it will harm its life.
Isn't that what people do? Under the constraint of rules, have we lost our id, followed the etiquette formulated by others all day, and forced ourselves to do things we don't want to do? How much is left in our limited life?
chance
A, a white-collar worker in a joint venture company, feels that his ambition has not been appreciated by his superiors. He often thinks: If only one day he could meet his boss and have a chance to show his talents!
A's colleague B has the same idea. He went one step further and asked the boss when he got to and from work and figured out when he got into the elevator. He also took the elevator at this time, hoping to meet his boss and say hello.
Their colleague c went further. He learned about the boss's struggle in detail, made clear the school where the boss graduated, his interpersonal style and his concerns, carefully designed a few simple but weighty opening remarks, took the elevator at the calculated time, and greeted the boss several times. Finally, he had a long talk with the boss one day and soon won a better position.
Fools miss opportunities, wise men seize opportunities, and winners create opportunities. Opportunities are only given to those who are prepared, and the word "preparation" is not just talk.
Crazy and nerdy
A psychology professor visited the madhouse to learn about the living conditions of the mentally ill. After all, it's an eye-opener to think that these people are crazy and act unexpectedly. Unexpectedly, when I was about to return, I found my tire dropped. "Some madman must have done it!" The professor thought angrily and began to get the spare tire ready to install. This is serious. The man who got off the tire actually dropped all the screws. You can't get on without screws and spare tires! The professor was at a loss. Just as he was in a hurry, a madman jumped up and sang an unknown happy song. He found the professor in trouble and stopped to ask what had happened. The professor ignored him and told him out of courtesy. The madman smiled and said, "I have an idea!" " "He removed one screw from each tire so that he had three screws to install the spare tire.
The professor was pleasantly surprised and very curious: "How did you come up with this idea?"
The madman smiled and said, "I am a madman, but I am not a fool!" " "
In fact, many people in the world, because they find pleasure in their work, always show different fanaticism from ordinary people, which is hard to understand. When many people laugh at them as crazy, others may still laugh at him as a bookworm. Stupidity and cleverness are especially a good attitude in China.
What kind of people do I want to cooperate with?
Someone once interviewed Bill Gates about the secret of his success. Bill Gates said: Because there are more successful people working for me. Chen Anzhi's super success theory also mentioned: first work for successful people, then cooperate with successful people, and finally let successful people work for you.
There are many successful people, but I have never known them in my life and I can't work for them. Let successful people work for me. At this stage, I don't have the strength.
Only cooperation is what I like and appreciate most. I also try my best to cooperate fairly with more people with a relaxed environment and active team, and run an anti-risk career for myself in the future. My favorite partner should have the following characteristics:
First, I don't want to. 2 1 century, the biggest crisis is that there is no sense of crisis, and the biggest trap is satisfaction. People should learn to see the world through a telescope, not through myopia. Think about finding a way out for yourself in prosperity, and know how to find a way out for yourself in adversity.
Second, strong learning ability. Education represents the past, and learning ability controls the future. Know how to learn from any detail and everyone, and know how to draw inferences from others. The most important thing is that learning is actually learning, learning. Learn once and do it a hundred times before you truly master it. Learning, doing and teaching is a complete process. Only when we reach the level of teaching can we really understand. And more often, learning is an attitude. Only modest people can really learn something. The sea is a sea because it is lower than all rivers.
Third, strong action. Only actions will have results. Different actions lead to different results. Knowing not to do it means not knowing, and doing it without results means not doing it. If you don't make mistakes, you will make mistakes, because those who don't make mistakes must not try. It doesn't matter if you are wrong, you must be good at summing up and then do it until the correct result comes out.
Fourth, we should know how to give. If you want to be outstanding, you must pay first. A man who haggles over every ounce has only two pounds in his life. Without dedication, it is impossible to start a business. Let others know that your value is greater than what you get, and others will pay a higher price.
Fifth, have a strong sense of communication. There is no limit to communication. It is more an attitude than a skill. Of course, a good team must have the same vision, which can't be achieved in one day. Need to communicate all the time, from goals to details, even to family and so on. , are the contents of communication.
Sixth, sincere and generous. Everyone has different positions, so it is impossible to ask for the same interests. The key is that everyone should be frank and clear, and don't compromise. Believe that honesty is the best cornerstone of cooperation.
Seven, have the most basic moral values. Once a reporter was writing at home, and his four-year-old son clamored for him to accompany him. The reporter was very angry, so he tore the back cover of a magazine and said to his son, "You put the world map together first, and dad will play with you." After less than five minutes, my son came to hold his hand again and said, "Dad, I finished spelling, please play with me!" " "The reporter is very angry:" It is understandable for children to play, but it is not good to tell lies. "How can you spell out the map of the world so quickly!" The son is very wronged: "but I really fought!" " When the reporter saw it, it really happened: No? There are prodigies at home? He asked curiously, "How did you do it?" The son said: On the back of the world map is a person's head. I spell backwards, as long as this person is good, the world will be complete. So be a man in advance. If a person does well, his world will be good.
The scholar caught up with the exam.
A scholar went to Beijing for the third time to catch the exam and stayed in a shop where he often lived. Two days before the exam, he had three dreams. The first dream is that he grows cabbage on the wall. The second dream is that it is raining. He is wearing a hat and an umbrella. The third dream is that he is lying naked with his beloved cousin, but his back is to his back.
These three dreams seem to have some profound meanings, so the scholar hurried to find fortune-telling dreams the next day. Hearing this, the fortune teller patted his thigh continuously and said, "You'd better go home. Think about it, isn't it futile to grow vegetables on high walls? Isn't it unnecessary to wear a hat and an umbrella? Isn't it impossible to lie naked in a bed with my cousin, but back to back? "
Hearing this, the scholar was disheartened and went back to the store to pack his bags and prepare to go home. The shopkeeper was surprised and asked, "Isn't there an exam tomorrow? How did you go back to your hometown today? "
When the scholar said this, the shopkeeper was happy: "Hey, I can interpret dreams, too. I think you must stay this time. Think about it, isn't it high to grow vegetables on the wall? Doesn't wearing a hat and an umbrella mean that you are prepared this time? Lying naked in bed with your cousin doesn't mean you should turn over? "
Hearing this, the scholar made more sense, so he took the exam happily and got a flower exploration.
Positive people, like the sun, shine wherever they shine, while negative people, like the moon, are different on the fifteenth day of the first month. Ideas determine our lives. What kind of ideas, what kind of future.
Accustomed to life
Father and son live in the mountains, and they have to drive ox carts down the mountain to sell firewood every day. The old father is more experienced, driving in the town, the mountain road is rugged and curved, and the son has a good eye. He always reminds him when he wants to turn: "Dad, turn!"
Once my father didn't go down the mountain because of illness, and my son drove alone. At the corner, the cow refused to turn, so the son tried every means to get out of the car and push and pull, lured by grass, and the cow did not move. What the hell is going on? My son is puzzled. In the end, there is only one way. He looked around to see that no one was there. He leaned close to the cow's ear and shouted, "Dad, turn!" " "Cow responded, moved.
Cows live by conditioned reflex, while people live by habit. A successful person knows how to cultivate good habits instead of bad ones. When more good habits are accumulated, there will naturally be a good life.
Customary standard
After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't swear."
We are so used to treating people and ourselves with different standards that we are often strict with ourselves.
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