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Classic talk about eating lobster and making friends.

1, I ate six pounds of crayfish last night and want to go on a hunger strike to lose weight today. As a result, the oath won't last long. Woman, your name is fickle!

Nothing can stop my love for crayfish. Yes, take me to eat crayfish if you love me.

3, lobster red oil is full, white and tender shrimp meat is very elastic, put in the mouth, spicy and delicious, so spicy that I sweat, so enjoyable!

4. Interesting soul, interesting wine, interesting story, interesting you, beer crayfish, my story is not over yet.

You gave me the best love, when I wanted to eat crayfish in the middle of the night, you packed a crayfish and stood in front of my house.

6, probably love is when you eat shrimp, someone picks it up for you and puts it on a small plate; Perhaps painfully, this is the last time to eat shrimp together.

7. When others are in a bad mood, they will eat a lot of desserts. I just want to eat a big pot of crayfish and smack my lips.

8. My boyfriend doesn't like crayfish, so every time he eats crayfish, he helps me shell it, hahaha.

9. Although I want to lose weight and keep a perfect figure, I forgot all about it when I faced crayfish.

10, the aroma of spicy crayfish is drifting warmly, through hair and ears, through your summer and mine. Some people don't like crayfish. There must be no one who doesn't like such delicious food.