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Without toads, swans would be lonely and funny.
1, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.
2. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.
3, the face is a thing outside the body, you can have it, money is a must, you have to have it.
4, I am a thin man, I can count my ribs when I am sad!
There is no woman who can't marry a man, only a man who can't marry a woman.
6. There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.
7. You are so charming that countless blind people are vying for your waist.
8. You look serious as if you can really understand people!
9. I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.
10, I want to be gorgeous. I turned around, unexpectedly low-key hit the wall.
1 1, you have a good personality, but your short personality is still so bad.
12 Please don't harass, I am harassing others.
13, if you use the honey trap, I'll play along.
14, the flower of the motherland, I step on one when it blooms.
15, I think the earth is so dangerous and I miss Mars.
16, I passed you and you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.
17, you don't even know Yao Ming, how can I play football with you? You are so funny.
18, the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.
19, behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.
20. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.
2 1, the wolf is not afraid of being a traitor, the terrible thing is to make friends with dogs.
22. Without toads, swans would be lonely.
23. I have a left Qinglong, a right White Tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.
24. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.
25, life can be done, life can also be exquisite!
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