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High-level implicit swearing without swearing

1, so can I post it? I'm afraid you'll stick to the pot when you cremate in the future.

I wish you eternal true love and a mountain of marriage certificates.

What my sister lacks is only hair, but what my sister lacks is her birthday.

4. What qualifications do you have to talk to me about life? You are not necessarily a life.

5. Women are trouble? Dead people don't bother, you go to the grave to have sex!

6. Not all people with ID cards have identities.

7. Ah, what's wrong with me? I'm not like you. I have no brain and no connection. Can I be lighter?

8. I am the master of my life and tell you what to do.

9. Dear, do you live in the art museum at home? There are so many murals.

10, no matter how high my sister's hairline is, it is not as high as the grass in your grave.

1 1, fortunately, my eyes are small, and my mother is smiling, so I don't have to look at you ugly.

12, your nutrition is good, you are as thick as an urn, not as high as an urn, and your ashes are all bottled by the whole family.

13, honey, remember to wipe your mouth after going to the toilet, and don't spray powder everywhere.

14, my talent is fancy funeral. When you leave, I will definitely have the energy to let you go.

15, honey, I don't spend money. Does someone at home need money for cremation?

16, others: hello, mom-hello, son!

17, dear, can your play be as little as your money?

18, growing so tall, are you afraid that you are ugly enough to stand out?

19, one white covers all the ugliness. You think so because you are ugly!

20. Black has never been my defect, and you only have the advantage of white.

What are the advanced and implicit swear words?

1, want to know your characteristics? Just look at death.

You just fell into the toilet. You smell like this all over.

I really want to throw you out like garbage.

If the deepest affection you can give me is ambiguity, then the best love I can give you is AV.

5. With money, you are still shallow; No money can make you so cheap.

6. As long as you look like salted fish, you still mention salted fish to me. The salted fish had to be salted for half a year, and it was already dead. Can you turn over? You can give it to me or you can give it to me.

7. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

8. You are so fucking postmodern.

9. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I also try my best to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

10, the longer you contact people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

1 1, you are not smart, you are good at imitating others!

12, I don't care, treat me like a man.

13, is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

14, no matter how strong you are, can't you hold back your urine?

15, were you thrown three times and only caught twice when you were born?

16, were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

17, I want to have a baby, I have to let you teach him, I have to teach him history. Look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years.

18, what is irony? Ironically, even if you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, people still think your paper is soft, dirty your fingers, and hard, hurting your ass.

19, why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

20. You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, and you will always serve the people.

2 1, your appearance has broken through human imagination.

22. This century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

23. A slap on the wall won't buckle.

24. A man's infidelity is like a dog, which can't change its mind and eats shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.

25, see you walk a road cocky, don't help, and help a small steamed bread.

26, the tree to the wind, handsome, charming, everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall, it must be the best in the slag, the beast in the beast.

27. You can slap a person with your mouth.

28. You have a virus in your head! Euphemistic swearing sentences are high-level implicit swearing words.

It's really hard to talk to a single-celled person like you.

30. Which grave robber dug you up! Euphemistic swearing sentences, advanced and implicit swearing words.

3 1, I advise you to stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around in the street.

You were a chatterbox in your last life. I really want to sew up your two mouths with needle and thread.

I don't always talk about big dance music. Why can't I feel you? Your father is a stinking local ruffian, sleeping with prostitutes.

For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with people who are different from humans!

35. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world-Martians. Where are you from?

A profound and implicit curse on ancient Chinese literature

As the saying goes, no common cause, no common cause. It is inevitable that people disagree with each other's views. What do wise ancients say when they lose their temper and want to curse? Let's have a look.

Implicit curse of ancient Chinese literature

1, a willing son can teach, but a rotten wood cannot be carved.

2. Why are more than half of the students involved in the case?

3, the situation is still not absent, and it is also wrong.

6 out of 10 people hate you. Are you okay?

5, mother, sincere and unhappy!

6. Meng De, there is no embarrassment.

7, your mother's death.

8. Today's events are disgusting and make me angry.

9, people or slander, not angry.

10 If I hadn't stayed and fucked you.

1 1, you and other rats are extremely poor and dirty.

12, inhuman! Go with people, go with people.

13, vertical, not smart enough!

14, wait for a man, stop it.

15, I have no face. What is my Neil?

The curse of the ancients

1, you are a dog, a mouse, a bug, so don't tie me up.

2, wandering astray, waiting for the first few signs, will be dragged to the end.

Do you know your father?

4, only villains and women are difficult to raise.

5, nonhuman zai, this _, there _ ....

6, laughing makes people itch: the dog hole is wide open.

7. A boy is fearless. How dare he help a woman?

8. Partner! Wang Shenshen was involved.

9. How can you be a villain and shoulder heavy responsibilities? Alas!

10, a pale old thief, a bald head.

1 1. Look at people with the heart of a villain, everyone is a villain.

12, those who hurt people will always be hurt, and those who insult people will always be humiliated.

13, are you a good marksman? Am I good at shooting?

14, wicked thief! If you insult me today, I will take your life one day!

15, mouse, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?